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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Perdido posted:

Well on the one hand Kimbo beat up hobos and on the other hand Punk sometimes looked like a hobo.

"sometimes"?

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



There's only one opponent for Punk that would make tons on money on PPV.

Joe Rogan.

Punk vs Rogan, book it!

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



oldpainless posted:

CM punk retires from UFC undefeated

Or retires the worst since he's never won a fight.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



He's growing a beard in the hopes to pull a switcheroo, and sending Mark Briscoe (Fighting Style: Redneck Kung-Fu) in his place.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



MassRafTer posted:

And yet people expect CM Punk to become a UFC ready fighter in 18 months. Shame on all of you, some people train a lifetime and don't even become that good. Punk's coming along very quickly!

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



RZApublican posted:

The universe is a beautiful and magical place


Also the part at the top of the page where his mood says crushed, his music says G-Unit (spelled Gunit), and his post title is from a Jay-Z song.

If there was ever a perfect example of "poo poo that didn't happen" this would be it.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Don't know if this story is true or not, but it's worth it for the screen shot all the same

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/cm-punks-first-ufc-fight-163324729.html

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Here's Punk attempting to put an armbar submission on someone not fighting him:



This doesn't inspire much confidence, does it?

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