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MassRafTer posted:Bring back Kimbo. Bring back Dan Quinn. Straight edge vs. Stevia.
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Gonna be funny as hell when Punk wins every fight he's in and goes right to the top.
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According to The Death of WCW, WCW offered to pay for Tank Abbott to take singing lessons. He refused, claiming his voice would still suck even with training.
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Roman Reigns posted:d) an anime Unfortunately, that anime is Ashita no Joe.
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Who Gotch Ya posted:If Punk's opponent isn't me, it better be Ken loving Shamrock.
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Mar 29, 2015 22:12
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Considering David Arquette, I don't think that having Tank Abbott win the WCW world title would've been the dumbest WCW did or could have done around that time.
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StarkRavingMad posted:Two other great things about Brawl For All: Also they specifically barred Ken Shamrock from participating, when he would have been almost-guaranteed to have had more exciting Brawl For All fights than Dan Severn. You think the crowd shits on Brawl For All in general? Try watching Dan Severn use a million takedowns to wrestlefuck his way to a points victory.
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Apr 22, 2015 05:12
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Watching Dan Severn wrestle fake wrestlers actually sounds really fun and good It would have been had they also not made him drop out of the tournament after beating The Godfather. Halloween Jack posted:Have...have you seen Shamrock vs. Severn in MMA? Still better than Hawk vs. Droz 
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Apr 22, 2015 05:34
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colonel_korn posted:Still curious about whether they'll actually try to find someone with some name recognition who won't embarrass him (I have no idea who this could be) or whether he'll just fight some guy no one's heard of. He'll fight the one guy that fits both categories at the same time, playa: Dan Quinn
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Jul 28, 2015 00:55
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Charles Gnarwin posted:Diet Pepsi vs Coke Life Phil Brooks, do you cotton to the Aspartame in Diet Pepsi, uh, that the evil rich don't want you to know about? Fact not fiction, if you don't want to go gay like lab mice then you better get on the JAJA Stevioside and validate the pure cure before I have to legally end your life in a cage and retire your family in style. What's it gonna be, homeboy?
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Jul 28, 2015 05:58
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BlueArmyMan posted:I'd say poo poo was weird back in 1986, but there probably are still people mad that Samus is a woman. And that man's name was Vince McMahon.
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Jan 12, 2016 23:33
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I'm pretty sure a 2006 Dan Quinn could beat CM Punk in a fight. Speak on it, Ken Shamrock.
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Jan 14, 2016 00:26
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I'll admit I can't see Dan Quinn beating anyone by submission, but it apparently happened http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Dan-Quinn-2583
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Jan 14, 2016 03:23
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BGrifter posted:The funniest outcome would be Dana finding the saddest string of cans in MMA history so Punk can go 20-0. Have him fight a guy with no arms or something. Maybe a couple legally blind opponents. In 10 years they can have him fight a 61 year old Ken Shamrock. Punk vs. Dan Quinn would put asses in seats and depending on who dies in the ring may even get the Stevia miracle famous. Speak on it, Dana White.
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Feb 5, 2016 06:42
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a retard posted:Isn't Quinn still in prison? Besides I'd think he's too lazy to fight at middleweight (Punk's division). Most of Quinn's fights were against Z-League heavyweights anyway, though, which would make Punk a perfect match for him. Nah, Dan's been out of prison for a year and is now mostly doing lazy YouTube call out videos. He was supposed to have a match last October but ducked it at the last minute.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt3jlekNbaI Put it like this, uh, CM Punk, Phil Brooks ny migga. Fly to Sacramento with a quickness and Dan Quinn will give you instant 9-second KO Hands of Steel. You'll be legally murdering Conor McGregor in no time while retiring in style from the Cold Fission Miracle. Speak on it, Scott Smith.
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Feb 12, 2016 04:42
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Ty1990 posted:Let's check in on our friend I think Dan Quinn might legitimately have a chance of beating Punk now.
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Luigi Thirty posted:Is he finally out of jail? Maitreya's out of jail and making new videos. Speak on it, Peyton Manning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTqmr47C5LI
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Feb 14, 2016 05:55
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Sotar posted:I just wish that the near impossible happened, and Bart Gunn won that fight. Vince immediately books him into a shoot-MMA match with Ken Shamrock.
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Feb 15, 2016 18:59
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Lloyd Boner posted:His name is John Cena and he would probably beat up CM Punk But can he beat Wong Jack Man, of whom it was established earlier itt that Punk would easily trounce.
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Apr 14, 2016 00:23
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Heavy Metal posted:It's Rollins. It's Buff Bagwell, Number One Wrestler of my heart.
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Apr 15, 2016 08:03
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Aesop Poprock posted:This is a very funny idea to me, but also makes me think of that fight where the guy with no arms and legs was in an mma fight which was also funny but sad in execution  I feel the need to ask for both context and video of this.
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Apr 17, 2016 05:33
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I'm thoroughly certain that Kyle Maynard would completely destroy Dan Quinn in a fight.
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Apr 17, 2016 05:43
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Dr. rear end posted:One of this guy coming at me, without hands? Oh my god, He moves fast, but can he catch black guys from behind? Oh no poo poo Royce Gracie!
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Apr 17, 2016 06:03
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Fortunately this doesn't preclude going down to Sacramento and fighting Dan Quinn in a cage. Imagine Punk validating both Stevia and The Violin in one night. Speak on it, Paul Heyman.
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There's still time for Punk to legally kill Dan Quinn in a cage, though.
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May 18, 2016 06:58
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exploding mummy posted:
Stallman is looking pretty good these days.
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Keg posted:He was abrasive towards a cop when he was a teen and wrote about it on his live journal. I would give anything to read that live journal.
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The universe is a beautiful and magical place CM Punk, age 25 posted:Now this is where it gets fairly hilarious people. I literally step out of the car, and once i'm fully stood up, i'm at least a foot taller than this cop. The look on his face was priceless. He takes a step back, and I poo poo you not, gulps. I'd imagine i'm horribly frighting looking by this point, because i'm legit furious that this little bullshit profile stop of my car results in a drug dog harassment. He backs up, never taking his eyes off me, and I nearly back him into traffic... Also the part at the top of the page where his mood says crushed, his music says G-Unit (spelled Gunit), and his post title is from a Jay-Z song.
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May 25, 2016 01:27
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Luigi Thirty posted:I want to see CM Punk fight noted Pedro Sauer black belt Bryan "Chico" Alvarez I want to see Punk fight noted indie wrestler Vincent Verhei.
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May 30, 2016 05:15
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Yep. At least they made up stupid dumb lies about winning non-existent martial arts tournaments and not just a victory over a civil servant, I would pay a lot of money to see Punk fight that cop in UFC.
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May 31, 2016 06:31
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The Sphinxster posted:Gumgor's record is padded with unsanctioned Godzilla fights With a name change he could make his UFC debut as "Kaiju Magnet" Punk.
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Jun 2, 2016 18:09
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MrSmokes posted:CM Punk sucks Let's go Punk
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Jun 23, 2016 09:06
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punk drink the beer
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Luigi Thirty posted:Chris Jericho knows 1,004 holds and 502 of them are armbars so he would probably be good at MMA I would pay an unreal amount of money to see Chris Jericho fight Dean Malenko in UFC.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:CM Punk is going to kill a man with his bare hands on live tv And validate straight edge in front of millions of people, oh no poo poo Dave Huckaba
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Detroit_Dogg posted:at what making GBS threads his pants in the octagon.
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Dr. Mantis Toboggan posted:LOOK IN MY EEEEEYYYYYYES zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Jul 5, 2016 |
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DannoMack posted:When you see "ppv" do you hear it in your head as "pee pee vee"? oldpainless posted:Poop Yes to both of these.
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Skip My Posts posted:People are gonna be so salty if he wins just like they were when Brock won and became the most popular fighter in UFC history After winning a match he'll turn to the crowd and shout "WHAT DO MY KNUCKLES SAY!" He'll do this after losing, too.
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