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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Cm punk should have fought James Tony or something, he's going to get his rear end kicked by a real mma fighter. Probably tap to strikes in the 1st minute

Alternatively, Dan Quinn. Dan would challenge him again after each loss and Punk could easily rack up enough wins for a title shot.

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Skip My Posts posted:

Maitreya would knock him out

Put it like this Phil Brooks, I would own your rear end in a Cage on Wheels, strikes only no GTS. Speak on it John Cena.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

After two years of training would Punk be Dan Quinn or the guy getting destroying by Dan Quinn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5BBSaPgoFU

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

mickey gall seems like the kind of guy who might win a regional belt in an inside mma highlight package, cm punk seems like the kind of guy who might be in the same package tapping to a can opener from shannon ritch at a casino in sacramento

Hell Punk would be lucky to get a 49 year old Dan Quinn to tap to strikes at the Vagos Clubhouse.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Punk really should have fought and lost to the Green Ranger.

What do my knuckles say? MRPN TIME

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

chaleski posted:

Sage is kinda bad but not that bad

I feel like American MMA is too normal for Punk, he should maybe go to Japan and do freakshow fights against other pro-wrestlers and guys with 1-1 and 0-1 records. Any semi-decent guy they get for him here will likely murder him

Is Punk vs. Bob Sapp too good for this world? I don't want to live in a world where it is.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


:stare:

Dan Quinn would absolutely loving destroy Punk.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Marching Powder posted:

he looks like a 60 year old man who found an unlimited supply of meth and extremely potent steroids

Dan Quinn is this without the steroids and I'm pretty sure he would still beat CM Punk in a strikes-only gig at the Vagos Clubhouse.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Looking at Punk's fight I doubt he'd need that much.

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Endorph posted:

could jerusalem beat cm punk

Could CM Punk beat CM Punk

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