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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Fozzy The Bear posted:

WWE has been trying to show some social consciousness lately, so why does it still insist on making its minority wrestlers into grill-wearing, thuggish B-listers?

Currently the most popular set of minority wrestlers are a bunch of goofballs wearing unicorn horns and playing a trombone.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost


They also run a Let's Play channel on YouTube.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

WWE's most popular wrestler is John Cena, a black man.

He is a jerk

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I can't wait for In Living Color to rock Jerryworld

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

nobody is as good at clowning their employers like cm punk

best in the world

Brian Pillman was working a loose cannon angle where he was booked to be on the outs with WCW management. He talked his bosses into letting him work ECW after giving him a formal release so it would add to the realism.

He then continued the angle in ECW got even more heat and then showed the paperwork showing that he was no longer a WCW guy to WWF who promptly hired him.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Herr Tog posted:

So what else had stuff like this happen?

WCW signed Tank Abbott partly because he was a tough shoot fighting guy

One impromptu beard shaving when they were building him up later it kinda went awry

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Intruder posted:

Pain and Gain showed Rock's actual workout/diet/drug regimen

Cocaine.

Tons of cocaine.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

what the hell are you talking about

John Cena does not have a ten inch penis.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost


accidentally posted it in the WWE thread

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Halloween Jack posted:

SCARS/SAFTA has the distinction of being the most hilariously stupid martial art I've ever seen. It features moves that will not work on an opponent who is standing still. If you find the videos on YouTube and watch them, it looks like a kung fu fight scene written, directed, choreographed, and acted entirely by blind people who have never seen a kung fu movie.

I believe this is why Jon Hess's fighting strategy was "outweigh opponent by 50 pounds" and "eye gouge."

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Someone needs to rename this thread

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Mr. Nice! posted:

How quickly do you think Punk gets embarrassed?

it's been ongoing for about 2 years now.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DannoMack posted:

It's reasonable that people would assume those issues aren't that important if the major mma company is allowing him to fight in spite of them.

It means less in a post Bellator 149 world and a company that still books JDS

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Dr. Abysmal posted:

I think it's cool that Brock Lesnar is a big enough star in wrestling that he can add a "I get to fight in the UFC" clause into his contract next to "I only work 6 days a year" and WWE had to say OK.

he didn't though

he got a clausee, but only if WWE OK'd the fight


and then they ok'd Mark Hunt

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

LobsterMobster posted:

Punk said Edgar won based on Octagon Control.

"Did Aldo take a step forward the entire fight?"

for gently caress's sake

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

well played

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

I would pay a bunch of money to see a roided up Brock Lesnar suplex a corpse for 3 minutes.

This is going to be the semi main of Wrestlemania 33.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
who would win

sage northcutt or cm punk

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

cams posted:

yeah punk left at royal rumble, before wrestlemania, forcing the wwe to actually book the "DANIEL BRYAN WINS" show.

...which would eventually lead to bryan being a zombie. PUNK KILLED BRYAN.

punk's match with taker the year before was in fact amazing rip best in the world died getting punched once by a guy who's age is the same number as the amount of concussions punk has had

it then spiraled into everyone eventually hating roman reigns because the company thought he would be better as a long term investment then the dude with a history of concussions and seizures that the fans loved

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

coconono posted:

Hornswoggle called him an rear end in a top hat and threatened to shoot his dog. There's more to the story(Hornswoggle is a big bully IRL).

Let's not overstate things

Swoggle is a small bully.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Fire Barrel posted:

Is it safe to assume, then, that this is why so many people seem to despise Punk and want to see him get stomped into bits in his UFC debut? Cause the guy has crazy vitriol being flung his way.

People like to watch a heel get creamed, yes

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
that was too quick

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Endless Mike posted:

His UFC record is still better than Sting's WWE record.

Sting won 2 matches.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

I mean if Disco can be a pro wrestler, then yeah

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

RBX posted:

Wrestling fans don't care about the Punk UFC money grab. They just want him back. UFC fans have been way more mad. It really doesn't matter if he won or lost because he's Norma real fighter anyway. I'd die laughing if he actually won but still.

nah wrestling is starting to get good now that dead wood is leaving and a bunch of younger and fresher guys are coming up

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

Will CM Punk fight before America gets a new President? Place your bets now!

We get a new president in 2 months so I'll say no he doesnt.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Aubergine Mage posted:

Nah, give the fight to Severn.

Still sad we didn't get Severn/Abbott last year

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Marching Powder posted:

the story of bradzilla - mentally stable pro wrestling guy

his first tentative steps into a balanced perspective of cm punk - mma fighter


off to a good start. life outside the pro wrestling circuit seems to be having a negative effect on his sexual market value....

but behold! his third post ever on the subject is taking offense at an mma guy being baffled by your weird gay storylines!


that's ok. some growing pains. but be damned if he doesn't know and care about what punk earns!


right on! now for a succession of balanced perspectives on cm punk as a human being:







normal. how are you holding up mentally dude?


good. good. let's get back to mma fans though. those condescending fuckheads


YEAH. and finally, full release


roflolmao indeed, bradzilla.

i finally found something sadder thank punk's mma career

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

david carmichael posted:

I'm not sure if it was wrestling fans or ufc fans or whatever but people posted about how cm punk would do well at MMA because he has willpower. like a D&D character. It is an essential part of our heritage and you cannot deny us this

here are the instances of people using "willpower" in the thread in the past 2 years

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Do you think Punk could beat a 12 year old Japanese girl???

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

chaleski posted:

To be fair, I'm certain that if Punk went to Japan to fight he'd get thrown into some freakshow title fight immediately

A month ago, I'd say that I'd love to see Punk vs Shibata

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I have been informed that there's a 9 year old Japanese girl with a better MMA record than CM Punk and a lot more upside

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