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lmao
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 06:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:17 |
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its going to be funny if he wins or loses i cant wait
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 06:58 |
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cm punk has years of amateur experience as a backyard wrestler he'll be fine
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 08:02 |
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skaboomizzy posted:CM Punk is gonna get Bart Gunn'd by some schlub who's had three fights at a warehouse in Montana. He'll get wrecked so badly that he'll never pass a WWE physical again. TNA won't care and will sign him so he and Kurt Angle can have a Last Man Standing match. They won't realize until too late that the stipulation is a shoot and the loser will literally spend the rest of their life in a wheelchair. good take, triple h
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 08:18 |
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Dexo posted:oh god, imagine the smug 20 minute promo Triple H is going to do anything triple h does will be through vague proxy in the wwe so look forward to some choice scripted lines directed at brock lesnar in the coming weeks
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 08:31 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:I don't think he's committing suicide but I do think it's pretty fuckin' weird given that the dude is more than rich enough to retire and cited wanting his health as a reason for getting out. I'm not saying he's gonna get a severe traumatic brain injury or anything but going from "I'm enjoying retirement!" to an eight fight UFC deal in like a week is slightly odd to me.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 09:10 |
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Dexters Secret posted:Punk is an incredibly driven individual and I think he has a decent chance of defeating another UFC rookie. But even if he doesn't, it's not gonna be a big deal, other than his next fight won't be as much of a draw. He's doing this for fun anyway, and is a writer for Marvel now. people keep saying CM PUNK WORKS FOR MARVEL NOW as if he's been given a book to work on full time but he's just writing a 10 page backup story in someone else's comic like a whole bunch of other famous comic fans before him he's more of an independent contractor oatgan fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Dec 7, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 09:25 |
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Perdido posted:He's better than your average professional wrestler because he's straight edge and has avoided PEDs, but he's never been one of the most athletic guys out there. His selling point as a wrestler was being more of a personality than as an athletic freak a la Lesnar. He was a good wrestler, but his strengths laid more in story telling and plotting out matches. no actually he's worse off for avoiding PEDs
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 16:43 |
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Spermgod posted:kinda surprising no freakshow japanese mma promotion has ever done a 3 way match tbh why stop at three https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GixDXD44_yA
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 17:56 |
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Yuriy posted:
it would be a real shame if we had some bad posts around here
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 20:38 |
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SaberToothedPie posted:WWE signing Lebron would be awesome, imagine a 6'9'' dude doing dives and moonsaults. you can tell from his superhuman durability and receding hairline that he does steroids and would never pass a rigorous wwe physical
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 21:17 |
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Meat Recital posted:me and arf will buy a part of your fight banner. it will contain one of my posts. hope its this one http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3634084&pagenumber=150&perpage=40#post434319779
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 04:19 |
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Punk's wrestling commentary was mostly him saying things to amuse himself during horrible segments he wasnt very good at calling the action. I'm not sure this would translate to MMA unless he was riffing on d-league fights
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 20:22 |
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Memento posted:I think they get their internet infrastructure from the same guys as Colt Cabana... colt cabana is a part owner so
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 05:29 |
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UFC should do a better job fixing fights if Dana has to periodically go on twitter to bitch about reffing and robberies
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 15:18 |
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omg chael crash posted:does wresting acknowledge that Undertaker(2spooky) wears MMA gloves? When he started wearing them he was given the title The Best Pure Striker In WWE so most definitely
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 01:59 |
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Dangersim posted:
don't actually read posts
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 23:20 |
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chill
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 06:10 |
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all great champions use drugs and cm punk is not committed to succeeding in this sport until he does them
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2015 00:31 |
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CM Punk got knocked out by Teddy Hart
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 06:14 |
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you remind me of my trolls, on twitter
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 23:42 |
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cm punk compared himself to the punisher
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 02:06 |
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a stevia water straight edge
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 07:03 |
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remember when he refused to wear them in wwe
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 03:47 |
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:That's funny, because unlike some wrestlers I could name (CM Punk) he gives interview responses like this:
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 16:14 |
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RZApublican posted:I'm thoroughly certain that Kyle Maynard would completely destroy Dan Quinn in a fight. yeah but he can't play the violin
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 07:20 |
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eh, he still had a new japan run that is funny in hindsight
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# ¿ May 21, 2016 18:01 |
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david carmichael posted:Earlier in the thread I claimed that Bautista was a good comparable for punk. Old, injured, new to mma. The major difference is that Bautista picked up bjj and muay Thai relatively quickly because he was very athletic and very strong, even for an old guy. His coaches said he was quite often less skilled than other people at his level, but he could crush them based on strength and athleticism. The biggest difference between them is that Batista fought
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# ¿ May 24, 2016 16:35 |
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cm punk got his rear end kicked by teddy hart
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# ¿ May 25, 2016 01:43 |
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the only person here cm punk worked was himself
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# ¿ May 26, 2016 23:05 |
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Bluedeanie posted:He said a lot of disrespectful and borderline racist things about these Brazilian and Mexican guys he was matched up with, he ducked one of the best wrestlers in the game, and when he finally lost a match he called his own rematch and refused to do any promos for it so he got pulled from the biggest ppv of the year finally a good post in this thread
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 19:52 |
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Write the article bix
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 06:10 |
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All cards on the table I think the best case scenario here is that the fight isn't really sad to watch
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 06:43 |
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double negative posted:Coolest thing Punk could possibly do is pull off the fluke win and then get popped by USADA fluke win with the leaning uppercut
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 03:32 |
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nah
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 02:23 |
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EugeneJ posted:...Del Rio was 9-5 in MMA does he have a win over a single respectable fighter
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 05:52 |
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the solution is not to pay cm punk less, but to pay everyone else more, imo
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 19:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:17 |
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EverettLO posted:Grinding himself down to a nub trying to fit into a sport he has no business in? he already quit wrestling
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