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Azithromycin is an antibiotic that usually comes in a pack of six thus Z-pak. It is used for all kinds of poo poo but is basically useless for MRSA.
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Yuriy posted:I guess I'm at a loss how any of those things except for the talking bits translate over to mma or him as a person He has engendered goodwill with his fan base that isn't a difficult thing to understand. He will create more goodwill when he fights anyone halfway decent and gets obliterated.
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Yuriy posted:i 100% agree because seeing nick break him in the cage mentally and physically would be the single funniest thing ive seen in mma Seeing him crumble to a million body shots would be cool as gently caress.
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Anderson Silva had to dope himself to the gills to prepare for that what is that straight edge guy going to do?
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NienNunb posted:
He fights and loses to the bottle every day.
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1st AD posted:I don't really believe that's true and nothing that Dana's ever done has indicated that he would force a dude to fight injured if he could. Also, the whole insurance thing.
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Chris James 2 posted:2015 and people still making fun of people who don't want to do drugs or drink? wow Yes, of course.
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More broadly it is an unsanctioned fight that was commonly held in a bar or a shady cellar somewhere. Think of the first fight in Rocky. The small time, local mma events are often called smokers as well.
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Eat This Glob posted:As everyone has mentioned, CM Punk is not fighting anyone who has a bunch of pro wins because no proper commission in the world ( That fight was insane on multiple, perhaps all, levels.
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) would sanction the fight, but for the sake of the pro wrestling posters, the people talking about him getting a title shot "because of the money" or whatever (joking or not), this is the current champion on the left: 
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1st AD posted:The UFC has a health insurance policy for every fighter on the roster and cover claims while they're in training. I don't remember, don't they have to have a fight scheduled for that to kick in?
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May 24, 2016 19:05
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RacistGuidingLight posted:hmm I was skeptical so I looked back briefly and nope it looks like it's mostly people joking about him getting killed on tv, or being paired up with a sack for a real bad fight that he might lose to anyway. You don't read very well.
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May 26, 2016 18:09
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Heavy Metal posted:Guy got herniated disc surgery four months ago. I don't get how people can make fun of Punk for that, Because he said he was completely fine and looked forward to fighting Gall then the next day he was getting surgery on his back.
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Jun 7, 2016 01:55
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BGrifter posted:So he gets to hang around in the gym all day, collect free healthcare and have fake fights with his buddies in front of a crowd of screaming people? I can't imagine he ever wants to actually fight, he must be having the time of his life. It's like kids space camp but for MMA-loving ex-pro wrestlers. Getting hit in head for free is not fun.
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Jun 22, 2016 20:31
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That's not good for your brain.
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manyak posted:Anyway i dont know anything about CM punk but the fact that he decided to do a bizarre MMA fantasy camp instead of getting a real job or doing literally anything else means a) he probably doesnt need the money that badly and b) he probably thinks its fun Then why hasn't he fought anyone?
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Jun 22, 2016 22:47
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That isn't what anyone means when they talk about fighters being old and injured. Except for hot brain.
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Jun 26, 2016 23:54
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manyak posted:It kinda does though, look how much people turned on Rousey after her 1 loss when she was the biggest star ever before that I think the way she lost and her behavior after had more to do with it than actually losing.
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Jun 29, 2016 21:42
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fatherdog posted:I assure you that nobody who's been sparring at Duke Roufus' gym for over a year is new to blind, terrible aggression That doesn't necessarily mean he'll have the tools to deal with it. Pretty Tony certainly doesn't have any besides winging looping punches.
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Happy Happyist posted:Alberto Del Rio fought in a modified lucha mask, so maybe! Apples to oranges
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I like the belly wiggle.
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War Machine is up there.
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As far as I know he hasn't raped anyone nor killed anyone so he's still far behind Joe Son.
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oldpainless posted:The best thing about CM Punk is his WWE documentary where almost everyone, including Punk and his friends, says that he's an rear end in a top hat and if you don't like him then that is your problem. This reminds me of Dominick Cruz in a press conference saying something like "Even my friends think I'm a jerk." But Cruz is salty, smart, great at fighting and doesn't give a poo poo whose feelings he hurts so it's pretty endearing.
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Bluedeanie posted:He said a lot of disrespectful and borderline racist things about these Brazilian and Mexican guys he was matched up with, he ducked one of the best wrestlers in the game, and when he finally lost a match he called his own rematch and refused to do any promos for it so he got pulled from the biggest ppv of the year Haha bravo
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ninety posted:Brock Lesnar will be heavyweight champion again and Phillip "CM Punk" Brooks will be victorious in his UFC debut. Scared? I would like to see Miocic or Werdum push his poo poo in.
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A cross counter is a specific kind of counter punch that goes over the opponents jab though. Everything you are saying just makes it clear that you don't actually know what you're talking about
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uncleKitchener posted:Isn't a cross counter meant to go over another cross? I thought it applied to both. I do admit I haven't even persued any of this knowledge in a decade so I'm admittedly not sharp. If both fighters are orthodox a cross counter happens when fighter A throws a jab and fighter B throws a right hand over the jab, crossing their arms. If you want to see examples of this watch Glover Texeira fights. It's one of his favorite punches. Roy Nelson also likes it.
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Sep 4, 2016 23:03
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Fushin posted:I train under a brown belt once a week because of time so unless I go to a school where I can test under one of the owners I'll be a white belt for life. He did the Gracie Online University and could have at least video tested for their online blue belt which would have counted for something. No, those don't count for poo poo.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Isn't that what happened with Rich Franklin back in the day? Tito Ortiz coached against Shamrock and Franklin was middleweight champion at the time.
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Marching Powder posted:dan henderson Dan Henderson is on steroids though.
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IcePhoenix posted:This isn't meant to be any sort of insight to the fight but pro wrestlers (especially guys like Punk) tend to have ridiculous cardio, yeah. If I had to pick one thing for Punk to worry least about it would probably be his ability to not gas out if a fight went the distance. I got a good laugh out of this, thanks.
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oldpainless posted:Incredibly muscular men, such as John CENA and myself, always look awkward in suits. Not if they're tailored.
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Bluedeanie posted:GSP, the living embodiment of the Greek ideal of beauty, never looked good in a suit due to the size of his shoulders in proportion to the rest of his body and he is nowhere near as big as guys like John Cena. The Greeks had a different kind of beard though.
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Andy Dufresne posted:He's literally the top promoted fighter on the card. He's the first segment in every embedded. He was given a reality television show. I'm not making any claims that Punk's going to draw but UFC clearly thinks he's going to do more than the main and co-main. Paige Van Zant gets lots of featured time as well do you think she's getting ppv points?
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RagingHematoma posted:Is it typical to not shake someone's hand at the weigh in? It isn't unusual but most guys do. Yves Edwards was the master of weigh in staredowns though.
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Sage's camp wants the fight so it looks like UFC is trying to make it happen.
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SirDippingSauce posted:is there something UFC-specific I'm missing out here? Everyone in the UFC is way better than him because he loving sucks. Also, he probably gets paid way more than his (lack of) skill warrants.
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