CM Punk signs with UFC

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dan Didio posted:

Krazy Horse put on a dominant performance against a fellow combat sports athlete.

You mean the KJ Noons fight?

# ¿ Jul 4, 2016 19:54

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 21:42

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Punk said Edgar won based on Octagon Control.

"Did Aldo take a step forward the entire fight?"

# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 13:20

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

And Punk should have noticed when the cop went to the window for his license (which, by the way, didn't Allison Danger drive?)

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 18:24

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Halloween Jack posted:

Actually, everything I've ever heard about Steve Blackman paints him as legit. What if Daniel Craig wants to fight the Great Khali? Come to think of it, Khali would make a great Blofeld henchman.

Khali was in the Get Smart movie, so yeah, I guess

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 20:08

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Happy Happyist posted:

Alberto Del Rio fought in a modified lucha mask, so maybe!

That was Japan

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 21:46

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

That might be Leben vs Terry Martin?

# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 20:41

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Gaz2k21 posted:

Didnt that "Evolution of punk" Documentary air tonight?? did anyone watch it (I'm in the UK so it wasn't an option as far as i know)

It did. He got worked pretty thoroughly in his first smoker and everyone at Roufus Sport had dejected "we've made a huge mistake" looks on their faces as Some Dude Named Craig tapped Punk twice

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 04:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Also Ben Askren hit a Stone Cold Stunner on Punk at the end of a grappling practice and everyone laughs except Phil who is all "gently caress me!"

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 05:23

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

keep this on the DL since my fam over at uproxx are gonna include it in a write-up of the episode, but i love y'all

https://vine.co/v/5htJj0L27he

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 05:36

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bubba Smith posted:

I don't think it's hyperbolic to say Sage Northcutt is twice as fast as CM Punk. It would be like Anderson Silva vs Forrest Griffin played out again except when Forrest said it was like trying to beat up his father it would this time be the extremely Christian teenage son beating the poo poo out of his slow confused dad

Matt Hughes nods in approval

# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 06:26

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Poor Gary Goodridge

# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 15:19

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

if you haven't seen the documentary, these are really all you need to watch:

https://streamable.com/mnfs

https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/768598306624770050

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 01:07

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Halloween Jack posted:

Why do people seem to think Punk doesn't have as much money as he wants?

Conor McGregor taught us that a good training camp costs 300k. And that's just 3 months, and Conor was already good.

Punk must have spent 5 milli on this.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 17:36

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Unless it's Frankie Edgar skipping breakfast to make 155, I would guess any weight cut for Punk would be bad since he's never done one.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 22:17

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

dromal phrenia posted:

MMA fighter Mickey Gall, who doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page

Justin Gaethje vs Punk would be a loving delight

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 23:33

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Tezcatlipoca posted:

It isn't unusual but most guys do. Yves Edwards was the master of weigh in staredowns though.

Best weigh-in tactic is to share snacks

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 01:06

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgHsEJhdGAY

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 20:43

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

How many horsewomen would it take to beat Punk?

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 21:14

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Luigi Thirty posted:

Isn't Mike Jackson also literally a photographer they offered a duffel bag full of cash to do a fight

He's done kickboxing (maybe just ammy?) in addition to photography/journalism

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 05:02

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

coconono posted:

~~maybe have a TUF for the right to help train CM Punk.~~
Do a TUF where its only Punk. He gets all these famous MMA guys come in and train him. At the end of each week, he has a smoker against some rando 0-0 dude to show off what he's learned.

Wasn't that Bellator's Fight Master?

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 17:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

-Atom- posted:

Short of them just signing someone straight out of a UFC gym I really don't see it

i would be forced to cheer for cm punk if he fought platinum mike perry and that's just terrible

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 06:08

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Chromatic posted:

wait it was this

https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/768598306624770050

that's forrest griffin talking about the time he fought anderson silva and got obliterated, but punk did even worse than that

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 03:08

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

he's got the right kind of brain damage

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 16:39

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I wish the fartsucker guy was forced to read all of this thread and it was the only place in the forum he could post in

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 13:58

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Who even knows with how little personality fighters get to show? Matt Riddle is one of the hottest things going in indie wrestling and I don't think anybody who saw his fight career would have guessed that would happen.

guy that smokes a ton of weed (like rvd, matt sydal) and doesn't actually connect with his punches is a big wrestling star?

whom indeed would have thunked such a thing

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 23:43

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