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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
can anyone tell me who the gently caress is cm punk

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
like, how heavy is he, what does he look like, what relevant experience does he have?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i see, thank you, additionally: Lol.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Perdido posted:

Unlike Sonnen, Punk has actually managed to run with the ball when he's been given it.

making fun of a man's illness... that's low

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Perdido posted:

Ahaha, what's the joke I'm missing here?

chael sonnen's prodigious ped use began by saying in a drug testing hearing that he never went through puberty and he would die unless allowed to take steroids constantly backed up by a on osteopath who doesn't own a suit

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
what does cm stand for

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
is there a corresponding imperial measure of punks

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
can kevin james make middleweight???

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
sending out good energy vibes to the universe to reap the debut of Dan "The WOlfman" Theodore in the ufc at last. pro wrestling fans, please tell dana white, joe silva, and everyone important in your life that you want CM Punk vs Dan "The Wolfman" Theodore

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
welcome back

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
rename thread cortxbomb signs in to the forums

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
[snarky know it all superfan voice] FIrst of all CM Punk would definitely bottom for Joe Rogan, secondly wrestling is fake

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
this guy got a signing bonus to pay for back surgery and has had years of accident insurance at an mma gym for free, that's a cool scam

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Intruder posted:

What are the odds CM Punk is a surprise Rumble entrant in 2017

he'd definitely get kicked out of the ufc for doing that to johnson

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
dear professional wrestling people, you've been missing out

https://streamable.com/l9wk

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

fatherdog posted:

For reference, fightfinder has first and last names as required fields, so when all they have is a nickname it fills that in for all three, which is why there are a bunch of brazil events with multiple entries of "Ninja Ninja Ninja" and "Big Big Big".

Yeah also when you add in nicknames and Spanish naming conventions, even when guys become well known it can takes years to straighten out their real names. Andre Dida went from "Andre Dida" to "Andre "Dida" Amade" to "Andre "Dida" Amado". But as far as I know the mystery of Gumgor Gumgor has never been solved.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Chris James 2 posted:

Despite what you'd be inclined to think, many people in punchsports aren't big fans of being punched

Even Brock has basically said multiple times being punched isn't fun

it's also an integral part of a sport that lots of people enjoy (this is also called fun) participating in and watching

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Then why hasn't he fought anyone?

according to reports he has lots of times, just not in a way thats going to internationally embarrass him in public

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
[i turn away from the crowd, who remain frozen in time, as a spotlight illuminates me] I mean, if Brock said it...

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i clicked on this thread out of a moral duty because it had 69 unread posts, good to see the professional fighting debut of superstar athlete cm punk still excites the mma fanbase

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
why isn't there an inverse documentary showing matt riddle getting used to new drug regimens etc

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
mickey gall seems like the kind of guy who might win a regional belt in an inside mma highlight package, cm punk seems like the kind of guy who might be in the same package tapping to a can opener from shannon ritch at a casino in sacramento

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Say Nothing posted:

Bring back Fred Ettish!

fred ettish would gently caress punk's world up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5maknndsas

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I agree that Dan Quinn would legally murder Cum Punk on any soil

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