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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > CM Punk signs with UFC
 
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MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
Punk is at least as qualified a fighter as Herschel Walker was, I have no doubt Joe Silva can find a Greg "Nudge" Nagy for him to fight.

* # ¿ Dec 7, 2014 08:21
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MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

Dexters Secret posted:

What's the biggest combo ever pulled off in the MMA world, I'm going to link it to CM Punk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjAGtQosof0

* # ¿ Dec 21, 2014 19:51
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MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
Punk is going to have a fight against a complete can. He's going to win and look bad while doing it. Afterward he'll say he still has a lot to work on and imply that he may some day have another fight. Two years later it still hasn't happened and everyone has forgotten he ever had an MMA career.

* # ¿ Jul 26, 2015 05:13
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MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

Herr Tog posted:

wait what I failed at googling please expoudn
* # ¿ Feb 12, 2016 09:26
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MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

fatherdog posted:

my favorite orympic wrestling anecodtes are that chokes weren't technically illegal either, so Dave caught all his oppnents in a headhpock, reduced them to unconsciousness, and then pinned them.

i couldn't believe it hughes pulled that off against almeida, gotta be up there with the best subs of all time

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MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
Badr Hari had 1 or 2 mma fights right? If so then, he's #1 P4P POS

* # ¿ Aug 19, 2016 19:20
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