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The Green Power Ranger called out CM Punk lol.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 20:42 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 02:10 |
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That guy is pretty bad and he couldn't make 185 anyways
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 21:04 |
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MassRafTer posted:Would that BJJ tournament mobn did make him overqualified to fight Punk? Mobn could never make 185
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 04:54 |
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They should dig up the yoga instructor from TUF China, pretty sure Punk could beat him right now with no training camp.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 17:19 |
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Forceholy posted:His show on IFC? I thought it got cancelled. I don't think straight edge is down with auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 04:31 |
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If he did an omoplata instead he mighty've finished that instead of being counted out, right? or what that not a real shoot
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 09:08 |
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Lol, so CM Punk isn't remotely a blue belt. He's trained infrequently with Rener.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 04:51 |
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I'll fight CM Punk. I am a flyweight but I can wear ankle weights and a jacket stuffed with stacks of cash onto the scale so that I make something close to 185.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 05:16 |
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CM Punk says his striking is his weakest skill but tbqh I bet you could shoot a low single and ankle lock him instantly.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 05:23 |
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Whoever fights Punk is gonna be a 0-0 guy who walks around near 185. Edit: or a fat 170
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 05:26 |
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They need to get Jake Shields back in the UFC. No knockout.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 05:49 |
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They realistically need to find a pillow fisted featherweight who might walk around at a fat 180.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 05:52 |
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Do you think Sakuraba could get sanctioned anywhere? I'd make that fight.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 06:01 |
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It's gonna be funny when he looks worse than James Toney.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 18:00 |
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beggar posted:I don't want anything else but that Jason David Frank fight, barring something out of left field. I can't quit thinking about Former WWE Champ and Former Green Ranger in a shoot fight and my eleventeen year old inner child is standing in front of the TV doing spin kicks while watching. This fight would never get sanctioned.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 21:55 |
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I wouldn't be surprised if the UFC dug up some dude from a UFC Gym. I'm talking about a guy who would be a featherweight if he was in shape, but is instead 190 pounds and middle aged with no combat sports background. They'll offer him a free lifetime membership or whatever and pay him 5/5.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 22:03 |
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david carmichael posted:one time the pro wrestling mod banned me for making of a guy who kept claiming that the ref, who he claimed was an employee of the ufc, picked a winner at the end of the fight. When all of PSP got moved temporarily into wrestlehut for a Brock fight, he threatened to ban anyone posting the official UFC stream of the prelims, even though it was the only legal way to watch it for most people outside of North America.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 19:27 |
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Maybe he'll fight at 205 and they can re-sign Houston Alexander
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 02:46 |
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vainman posted:Yoel Romero and Daniel Cormier both got into MMA when they were very old and found success. They're also both freak athletes with Olympic medals in wrestling and Cormier previously fought in the weakest division in the world. Cormier doesn't have a medal because he was so fat that he had to cut water weight, then his kidneys failed But the point stands, the only kinds of guys who started in their 30's have been Olympic caliber athletes who are already world class in wrestling.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 05:43 |
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Fozzy The Bear posted:Don't start a fight with me, I train UFC. Do you even train? If you’re as credible as you say you are, you can’t take the opinions of people on the Internet to heart, without talking to somebody who knows what they’re talking about — me included. I take jiu-jitsu three times a week. I know the difference between a kimura, an armbar, a reverse armbar and an Americana from side control, because I study it.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 09:47 |
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Memento posted:I think he was being sarcastic about people who claim that they train "UFC" as if that were a fighting style as opposed to an entertainment company.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 09:52 |
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BJJ black belt, scored 4 touchdowns in a single game, of course he would.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 09:32 |
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Punk is training with the Gracies, a Brazilian single is always an option.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 18:19 |
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CM Punk will likely be fighting a 0-0 or maybe 0-1 fighter, I find it hard to believe he'd be an underdog at all really. Also his opponent is gonna be a fat featherweight.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 17:00 |
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The best thing about Tank Abbot is that his fondest memories of WCW involve his angle with 3 Count.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2014 10:53 |
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Maybe that is true. But that's probably not why he refused the lessons. According to Jeff Sherwood (Sherdog's fat owner and Tank superfriend), Tank loves doing karaoke at lovely dive bars.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2014 11:05 |
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probably the ones marquardt did to finish wilson gouveia or tyron woodley
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2014 19:46 |
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:story please Most people know I got my jaw broken in the (Carlos) Newton fight, but they don’t know that the shot that did it also knocked me out cold. I stayed on my feet but I was totally blacked out and dont remember anything in the fight after that punch. When I came to, I was getting loaded into the ambulance by my coach and another guy. I asked them ‘What happened, did I lose?’ and they said ‘No Dan, you won, you won,’ and whatever, but I could see across the path there was a pizza shop and Carlos Newton was in there eating a slice of pizza. That really pissed me off that he got to eat pizza and I had to go home in an ambulance. I thought if I won the fight shouldnt it be the other way around? So I was ticked off. So I got out of the ambulance while the ambulance guy wasn’t paying attention and …walked across the path to the pizza store. I was really out of it from pain medication but I kept my cool and got in there and managed to order a slice. As Ii left the store I looked over at Carlos and gave him a nod and sort of motioned to my pizza to say ‘Yeah, good job,’ yknow, but to let him know that I won the fight and I deserved that pizza more than him. I don’t remember what happened after, but I woke up again the next morning in the hospital and the pizza was still there beside my bed. So if anyone ever tells you that Newton should’ve won that decision, now you can tell them why they’re wrong.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 07:30 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7rd0YTPEw8
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 22:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3myj5vGcXIs
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 22:47 |
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:that ending was loving cool For context, Internet MMA fans (who are probably just as awful as Internet Wrestling fans) proclaimed the guy he was fighting to be the best ever despite him ducking fights or having poor performances against bad fighters. Then he got knocked out by an old man with no teeth, a bad back, and knees that won't bend.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 00:23 |
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That's cruel and unusual punishment.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 00:42 |
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well it was either get concussed at roufusport or tear every ligament everywhere at AKA
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2014 05:34 |
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Charles Gnarwin posted:MITB 2011 is proof that Punk would beat a white rapper.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 00:12 |
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I imagine he lifted a weight and ate a protein
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 04:38 |
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cxb if you're taking requests I want to see him tap to that omoplata/crippler crossface that imanari did once
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 19:20 |
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If he's a pro wrestler he probably knows the reversal to that.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 23:30 |
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Someone post the video where cXb is getting punched while grappling with his girlfriend, then catches her in an armbar while her daughter goes "whoa awesome"
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 02:43 |
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cortXbomb: rapper, grappler, TRT user.Who Gotch Ya posted:I think we can all agree that I'm the only acceptable opponent for Punk.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 09:57 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 02:10 |
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Remember that the UFC gave press credentials to a guy with a developmental disability.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 23:17 |