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What's his special move?
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 05:49 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:57 |
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Kneeing a guy in the face that's no stone cold stunner
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 05:53 |
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He's gonna make a bunch of money fighting nobodies.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 07:04 |
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K8.0 posted:This post is the highest point of this thread. LMAO. He wrestled Profesionally
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 03:26 |
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Detroit_Dogg posted:I thought I was just joking when I said his main credentials were friends with A Gracie but lmbo His main credential is 2 million Twitter followers lmao
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 04:57 |
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Dangersim posted:What does punk walk around at, because I feel like 185 is where you start running into serious power. I feel like there's some dudes at 170 with a lot of power
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 05:41 |
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Keg posted:This thread is proof that there are a lot of wrestling nerds who don't pay any attention to MMA or have a clue about fighting on any level who are happy to drop 50 bucks to watch a guy who was mean to them at a Subway once get beaten up, and they aren't going to give that away for free. Also it seems like some of them think his fights are gonna be fake. projecthalaxy posted:I bet whoever they get is getting some Kimbo vs Petruzelli style pep talk from Dana before he goes out with such instructions as "don't try to hit him" and also "don't try to grapple him". The fight will be Legally Not A Work is my point. Lmao you think they'll have a guy take a dive instead of hand picking a garbage man? Skip My Posts fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Dec 12, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 23:07 |
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projecthalaxy posted:Of course not. I'm saying they will have the garbage man take a dive. Not provably, though. A deniable dive. Sounds retarded
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 23:11 |
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I mean it would be retarded to go through with the trouble and consequences of having a guy take a dive when they can easily find some bum to legitimately lose to him. Or he may lose horribly.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 23:15 |
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kimbo's heavyweight boatyard boxing title was way more relevant than any wwf belt
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 08:11 |
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TheCool69 posted:Somebody asked Ed on Twitter what belt he has. His reply: He's so cool
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 18:31 |
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Will he be allowed to put those retarded embarrassing straight edge X's on his gloves?
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 19:49 |
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cams posted:jokes are funny It makes it funny when retards don't get it
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 06:21 |
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It was cool when stone cold Steve Austin smashed beers and threw them around and drank them and rode a 4-wheeler into the wrestling ring. But not as cool as the straight edge wrestler
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 20:13 |
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david carmichael posted:so what do you think he can do, that other people think he can't? like what part of his skill set are we underestimating He's never drank a beer
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 20:25 |
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Are you really taking personal my assertion that anyone identifying as straight edge is, uhhhh, a bad f word
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 20:28 |
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david carmichael posted:also, to clarify: he is not a green lantern so "willpower" doesn't actually matter He's tough
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 20:32 |
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couldn't even get through his father's abuse and become a healthy adult who can responsibly enjoy a few beers every now and then. Doesn't sound so tough to me
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 20:38 |
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Someone just put up some footage of punk doing some real light sparring and I gotta say he looks a lot better than I ever thought he would http://youtu.be/qbVvPN9GncQ
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 20:46 |
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The 40 year old guy who can't drink a beer without crying about his childhood has incredible willpower
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 20:56 |
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More footage of punk training: http://youtu.be/q7eK85rFZNo
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 21:03 |
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MagicCube posted:Punk's been working on his takedowns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS9vdoX3Ju0 Uh no sorry that guy drinks beer
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 21:08 |
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Odds aren't based on who is gonna win it's based on how people are gonna bet. He'd be a favorite because retard idiots (cams) are gonna bet on him for some reason and Vegas knows it.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 21:15 |
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He won't be able to get through an actual camp without being injured.....or peer pressured. Both dangerous obstacles
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 21:27 |
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Tough loss, Joe. The willpower was there and I had a pretty good camp until Keith invited me to his house to watch some Football and share a six pack. From there out it was difficult to get any real work in.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 21:33 |
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Also Mitrione is stronger, faster, and more athletic than punk. Also he's a heavyweight. Not sure how his willpower stacks up
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 21:35 |
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Do they have guys like that at lower weight classes? Or will they just bring somebody in
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 21:38 |
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Charles Gnarwin posted:I had the same reaction. I thought he'd picked a camp. He did. http://royalfamilykids.org
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 21:47 |
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:How will this guy have the discipline to go through a proper weight camp and weight cut if he doesn't even have the discipline to drink one beer without breaking down. I just don't see it. Yeah drunk dads have helped so many fighters in the past but not this time. He didn't have the willpower to use it correctly
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 21:52 |
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Mark Hammer coleman's dad gave him much worse drunken beatings but you don't see him drawing on his hands and being a big whiny pussy about it
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 21:59 |
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How many butthurt UFC marks are in here making fun of the UFC for signing a pro wrestler too cowardly to drink a beer?
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 17:19 |
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maffew buildings posted:congrats on your horrible life His dad was a drunk cut him some slack
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 21:00 |
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Jason Funk posted:*tips tapout brand fedora* you have outclassed me, new balance and cargo short wearing sirs. allow me to buy your next linkin park or skrillex albums for you brutal
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 23:53 |
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Tap out fedora LMFAO
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 23:58 |
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Wait he's wearing the fedora and the butthurt mma guys wear cargo shorts and new balance shoes? Powerful own for sure.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2014 01:46 |
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Do any mma fighters have enough willpower to transition into a wwf career?
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2014 01:58 |
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In a few years UFC fighter Cm punk ,who is too scared to drink a beer, will be losing a fight or two and will probably become a pro wrestler or as you rudely put it a fake fighter
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2014 04:49 |
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Yuriy posted:where Lmao
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2014 06:03 |
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Sounds like he's accepting the ban
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2014 06:51 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:57 |
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Greatest of all time
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 00:19 |