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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
What's his special move?

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Aug 15, 2005

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Kneeing a guy in the face that's no stone cold stunner

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He's gonna make a bunch of money fighting nobodies.

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K8.0 posted:

This post is the highest point of this thread. LMAO.

He wrestled Profesionally

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Detroit_Dogg posted:

I thought I was just joking when I said his main credentials were friends with A Gracie but lmbo

His main credential is 2 million Twitter followers lmao

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Dangersim posted:

What does punk walk around at, because I feel like 185 is where you start running into serious power.

I feel like there's some dudes at 170 with a lot of power

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Keg posted:

This thread is proof that there are a lot of wrestling nerds who don't pay any attention to MMA or have a clue about fighting on any level who are happy to drop 50 bucks to watch a guy who was mean to them at a Subway once get beaten up, and they aren't going to give that away for free.

Also it seems like some of them think his fights are gonna be fake.

projecthalaxy posted:

I bet whoever they get is getting some Kimbo vs Petruzelli style pep talk from Dana before he goes out with such instructions as "don't try to hit him" and also "don't try to grapple him". The fight will be Legally Not A Work is my point.

Lmao you think they'll have a guy take a dive instead of hand picking a garbage man?

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projecthalaxy posted:

Of course not. I'm saying they will have the garbage man take a dive. Not provably, though. A deniable dive.

Sounds retarded

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I mean it would be retarded to go through with the trouble and consequences of having a guy take a dive when they can easily find some bum to legitimately lose to him. Or he may lose horribly.

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Aug 15, 2005

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kimbo's heavyweight boatyard boxing title was way more relevant than any wwf belt

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TheCool69 posted:

Somebody asked Ed on Twitter what belt he has. His reply:



He's so cool

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Aug 15, 2005

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Will he be allowed to put those retarded embarrassing straight edge X's on his gloves?

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cams posted:

jokes are funny

It makes it funny when retards don't get it

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Aug 15, 2005

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It was cool when stone cold Steve Austin smashed beers and threw them around and drank them and rode a 4-wheeler into the wrestling ring. But not as cool as the straight edge wrestler

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david carmichael posted:

so what do you think he can do, that other people think he can't? like what part of his skill set are we underestimating

He's never drank a beer

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Aug 15, 2005

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Are you really taking personal my assertion that anyone identifying as straight edge is, uhhhh, a bad f word

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david carmichael posted:

also, to clarify: he is not a green lantern so "willpower" doesn't actually matter

He's tough

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Aug 15, 2005

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couldn't even get through his father's abuse and become a healthy adult who can responsibly enjoy a few beers every now and then. Doesn't sound so tough to me

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Someone just put up some footage of punk doing some real light sparring and I gotta say he looks a lot better than I ever thought he would

http://youtu.be/qbVvPN9GncQ

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Aug 15, 2005

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The 40 year old guy who can't drink a beer without crying about his childhood has incredible willpower

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Aug 15, 2005

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More footage of punk training:

http://youtu.be/q7eK85rFZNo

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MagicCube posted:

Punk's been working on his takedowns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS9vdoX3Ju0

Uh no sorry that guy drinks beer

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Aug 15, 2005

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Odds aren't based on who is gonna win it's based on how people are gonna bet. He'd be a favorite because retard idiots (cams) are gonna bet on him for some reason and Vegas knows it.

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Aug 15, 2005

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He won't be able to get through an actual camp without being injured.....or peer pressured. Both dangerous obstacles

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Aug 15, 2005

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Tough loss, Joe. The willpower was there and I had a pretty good camp until Keith invited me to his house to watch some Football and share a six pack. From there out it was difficult to get any real work in.

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Also Mitrione is stronger, faster, and more athletic than punk. Also he's a heavyweight. Not sure how his willpower stacks up

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Do they have guys like that at lower weight classes? Or will they just bring somebody in

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Charles Gnarwin posted:

I had the same reaction. I thought he'd picked a camp.

He did.

http://royalfamilykids.org

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Keven. Just. Keven posted:

How will this guy have the discipline to go through a proper weight camp and weight cut if he doesn't even have the discipline to drink one beer without breaking down. I just don't see it.

Yeah drunk dads have helped so many fighters in the past but not this time. He didn't have the willpower to use it correctly

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Aug 15, 2005

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Mark Hammer coleman's dad gave him much worse drunken beatings but you don't see him drawing on his hands and being a big whiny pussy about it

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Aug 15, 2005

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How many butthurt UFC marks are in here making fun of the UFC for signing a pro wrestler too cowardly to drink a beer?

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maffew buildings posted:

congrats on your horrible life

His dad was a drunk cut him some slack

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Jason Funk posted:

*tips tapout brand fedora* you have outclassed me, new balance and cargo short wearing sirs. allow me to buy your next linkin park or skrillex albums for you

brutal

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Aug 15, 2005

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Tap out fedora LMFAO

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Wait he's wearing the fedora and the butthurt mma guys wear cargo shorts and new balance shoes? Powerful own for sure.

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Do any mma fighters have enough willpower to transition into a wwf career?

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In a few years UFC fighter Cm punk ,who is too scared to drink a beer, will be losing a fight or two and will probably become a pro wrestler or as you rudely put it a fake fighter

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Lmao

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Sounds like he's accepting the ban

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Greatest of all time

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