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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
People are actually gonna read that?

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Aug 15, 2005

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He's trolling drunks by being afraid to drink a beer?

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Aug 15, 2005

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Alcoholism ruined my family. Sick troll on drunk people

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
What happened? Did he try a beer?

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Aug 15, 2005

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Can't wait for this guy to get his rear end brutally kicked

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Aug 15, 2005

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Anime Curator posted:

gently caress off.

Lol

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I bet that 40 year old guy who is too afraid to drink a beer is gonna kick some rear end!

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Aug 15, 2005

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LobsterMobster posted:

Benson Henderson said he doesn't drink and he has won fights

He's a real fighter though

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Aug 15, 2005

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Chris Benoit

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Aug 15, 2005

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Stabbing Spork posted:

2-0-1 (unsanctioned)

Lol

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Aug 15, 2005

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Memento posted:

Well he doesn't do drugs or drink

how is his willpower?

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
He's afraid to drink a beer lol

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah try Sam's Place or the train yard

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Aug 15, 2005

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Guy can't even drink a beer. How's he gonna take a punch?

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Chris James 2 posted:

2015 and people still making fun of people who don't want to do drugs or drink? wow

Lmao

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Aug 15, 2005

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Did the coward wrestler drink a beer yet?

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Aug 15, 2005

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Mean Bean Machine posted:

how old is this guy? he looks 60. he looks like crap.

He's 55

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Aug 15, 2005

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Mean Bean Machine posted:

it's actually plausible that a random guy from the audience could possibly beat up cm punk

lol yeah

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
"If Dana white had any business sense" - goon

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Aug 15, 2005

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hulk hogan said hte n word

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RZApublican posted:

I'm pretty sure a 2006 Dan Quinn could beat CM Punk in a fight. Speak on it, Ken Shamrock.

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Aug 15, 2005

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Jiro posted:

If that's him in the above picture he's already halfway there by somehow looking like a sleazier Dean Ambrose.

that's him

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
he's afraid to drink a beer because his dad yelled at him

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
check that, #200

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Aug 15, 2005

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Chris James 2 posted:

So only 250 people would still be able to compete? wow

obtuse retard

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Chris James 2 posted:

Oh wow you're right I was off. It would be 304

http://www.ufc.com/fighter/Weight_Class

you're stupid lmao

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
dan quinn just offered to give CM Punk hands? oh my fuckin god homeboy the game done changed!

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Keg posted:

It doesn't matter how hard a guy does UFC, what matter is how crazy a guy can get when it comes to real fights in the streets.

Amen brother

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Aug 15, 2005

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Bundt Cake posted:

John Cena isnt funny at all and youre slightly in love with him and his good looks if he makes you laugh.

Yeah

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw7_Rip9z20

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Marching Powder posted:

Whoever told the anecdote about working in a video store in the 90's and realising that whenever a very obviously mentally retarded person walked in there was a 100% chance of them making a bee line to the wrestling section, you should know that I may have forgotten you, but your insights live on in my heart.

Lol

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
it will suck if the real fighter retired but it would rule if cm punk retired

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
He's too afraid to drink a beer. who ever thought he was actually gonna fist fight a grown man?

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
he's a coward for sure. man can't even drink a beer

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Aug 15, 2005

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manyak posted:

The books have him around +240, so a little more than a 2:1 underdog, so theres probably value in betting against him, in fact its kind of suspicious that the line is like that and hes not a bigger underdog

You can bet on the fight not lasting more than 1.5 rounds at a cool -225

drat i wanna bet against him, is mickey gall terrible?

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Mean Bean Machine posted:

I just want CM Punk to have the balls, for once in his life, to drink a loving beer.

me too man

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coconono posted:

I'm still confused by that whole


I'd say it's pretty dumb to talk about it when your major meal ticket faces the prospect of getting his lips knocked off.

It wouldn't be Brock's first bad loss

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
how come some pros in danger wilt immediately and some have heart like rory or lawler or condit? i don't think you can judge his mental toughness based on experience. his real problem in my opinion is the fact that he's like 40 and just started training so he's just not gonna be any good at anything unless he's a real natural freak athlete and the quickest learner

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

My favorite part about this whole thing is how mad fightnerds are about this filthy casual invading their noble sport

Nobody is mad

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