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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Halloween Jack posted:

If Kurt Angle couldn't pass a UFC physical, The Undertaker definitely couldn't. They'll never let a clinically dead man fight.

He already lost to Hulk Hogan in PRIDE in 1975 anyway.

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Chris James 2 posted:

I don't have any confidence in Rogan being able to stay away from weed long enough for him to pass a pre-fight drug test. Unless we're talking about it happening in like, RIZIN or somewhere where that wouldn't be an issue

someone asked Joe Rogan whether he'd ever fight in the octagon and he said he'd blow up the drug test so

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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BROCK LESBIAN posted:

All wrestlers look good in suits especially Mark Henry.



Mark Henry fought a padlock and won, he can beat up CM Punk

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Junpei Hyde posted:

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
A WIN BY TECHNICALITY

LIKE JONNY HENDRICKS
AND JOHNSON
THERE'S A CATCHWEIGHT FIGHT ON MY TV

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Skinty McEdger posted:

He had a stalker who used to go through his trash bins every day looking for something he had once touched. I think if I had to put up with that I would be even more of a dick.

Or alternatively I would be James Thompson

WWE sells ring-used gear for charity on auction on their website

Most stuff goes for pretty cheap but two creepy guys who will literally get into bidding wars over Paige's stuff for thousands of dollars

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/774333505899683840

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Liquid Communism posted:

We're pretty sure one or both of them are Rovert.

Nah, they're both from Qatar, I think.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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DannoMack posted:

it just seems like wrestling fans think a quick finish and a mangled face is something really wild

I watched the PPV with a bunch of wrestlefans who don't watch MMA and they spent the whole show complaining that nothing was happening and all the fights were boring

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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CM Punk got $500,000

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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IcePhoenix posted:

What does 15/15 mean?

$15k for showing up, $15k for winning.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Punk would get no win bonus, apparently. It was a flat $500k.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Detroit_Dogg posted:

You should buy pay per views for cool reasons, like Stipe, or the possibility of Edmond Tarverdyan getting hit by a fighter.

I watched 203 with a bunch of wrestling fans and they thought it was the most boring show they'd ever seen.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Tezcatlipoca posted:

Those people suck.

Their primary complaint was "why are we waiting 20 minutes between fights between people I've never heard of, and then why aren't they doing anything when they finally get into the octagon?"

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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I mean for the Werdum fight it's a valid complaint

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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yesssssss

And yeah, I'm really sad we'll never get Kimbo/Punk :(

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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-Atom- posted:

so they're going to handpick another 0-0 fighter for the old pro wrestler to lose to? alright, I guess.

Bring Back Mike Jackson

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Kurohashi posted:

I think they will unironically do this. It has so little hurdles to clear since they are both 0-1 in the UFC and skill-wise have no business being there while having the same record and sharing the same opponent.

Isn't Mike Jackson also literally a photographer they offered a duffel bag full of cash to do a fight

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Ty1990 posted:

greg hardy is getting into mma

I hope he gets deleted

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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MMA math says it's a coin flip.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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I want Punk vs Sage, dammit.

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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By the way it was confirmed that CM Punk has, in fact drank a beer

He did it at a toast for Harley Race when a bunch of wrestlers went out for his birthday a few years ago because "gently caress, it's just one drink and it's in honor of Harley"

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