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Official Bizness
Dec 4, 2007

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Anecdotal story, but I watched a local vet throw a woman out of her clinic for screeching that having the clinic's rescue cockatoo on the same floor as the adoptable cats' room. Was the issue that the cats could theoretically escape and endanger their lives trying to approach a psychotic umbrella cockatoo hurt the poor bird? No, the cockatoo was going to be stressed by seeing the cats through the door window.

(Bonus story: one time a parakeet that was being fostered in the clinic escaped and flew into the cockatoo's cage. The poor thing was trapped for two hours under the beast's massive wing as the cockatoo tried to preen and regurgitate for the tiny baby suddenly in its home and lunged at any vet tech brave enough to reach into his cage. I love this bird.)

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Official Bizness
Dec 4, 2007

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My Lil Parachute posted:

This is the greatest thing I have ever read in a decade of SA.

One last derail: Rio the 'too swears like a sailor and calls everyone who comes to the second floor a motherfucker (and calls down into the foyer that you're a son of a bitch, rear end in a top hat! if you're not visiting him) and laughs maniacally at dogs to unnerve them.

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