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Nov 22, 2006

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triple sulk posted:

ok graph have a nice night

go gently caress yourself. piece of poo poo

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Nov 22, 2006

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triple sulk posted:

that's me and he's a good lil dog

shut the gently caress up tone police officer sulk, piece of human poo poo

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Nov 22, 2006

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triple sulk posted:

yes, I write code in the best language, which is c#

how's your tone policing going you sack of poo poo

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Nov 22, 2006

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eschaton posted:

perfect shanley right here

you're garbage too :)

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Nov 22, 2006

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Bloody posted:

i recall a radio station running a soup or bowl contest about soups and bowls or something inane one year

same except 'hold your wee for a wii' and someone died, lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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im the comic sans

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Nov 22, 2006

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Sagebrush posted:

jesus christ, i'm the lead-balls-on-strings-on-a-flywheel method of crowd pacification

have you seen those de-minefield-ing trucks

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Nov 22, 2006

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

horrifyingly, some strip clubs serve food

dont go to the lunch buffet

Citizen Tayne posted:

every one I've been to is just gross and skeevy though.

man youd love the cricket lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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PCjr sidecar posted:

strippers are people too and its entirely reasonable to treat them like people and talk about their job

the last bachelor party i went to a bunch of us just chilled in the middle and the girls came up all like 'who wants to party!!!!' and we were like 'were actually good, anything youd like to talk about' and we talked about local politics and poo poo it was nice

duTrieux. posted:

in irvine a while back there was a case where a cop was basically talking this one stripper. he ended up (in uniform) pulling her over on her way home and raping her. the defense strategy, which worked, was that she was asking for it being dressed like that.

it's one of the reasons that i do not live in irvine even though that's where the office is.

yall know that hot pole vaulter

yeah her dad was the lead defense on this case


ddp is basically a living saint

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Nov 22, 2006

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oh and a buddy was in jury duty for two weeks couple weeks ago on a sexual assault case and YEP just-world fallacy won again

the judge told the people who voted not guilty to go gently caress themselves

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Nov 22, 2006

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Sagebrush posted:

link to the courtroom transcript please, these things are public record

ill ask next week

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Nov 22, 2006

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

lol if you think a dude is gonna get convicted of rape

:smith:

the best part is that it happened like 20 years ago and people on the jury were like "uh, wheres the evidence" lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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Jonny 290 posted:

I don't know if you guys get to experience this, but down in Dixie it's a big dick-swingin' thing to just ramp your truck forward over the parking spot block instead of backing out

i did not know this

qirex posted:

I remember in 2009 there was a dealership selling h2s buy one get one free

lol

Jonny 290 posted:

America's new Compact Pickup Truck



aaaaaaaaahahahahhahaha

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Nov 22, 2006

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http://www.slate.com/articles/healt...ts_suicide.html

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Nov 22, 2006

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Tusen Takk posted:

Is anyone else on iOS havimg the über app pop up on app store while browsing SA?

Uber is literally disrupting me and I am mad mad mad

the app is basically spyware hth

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Nov 22, 2006

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Jonny 290 posted:

for $3,750, you can have the 'Airscarf' option added to your SL63 AMG, which blows a ribbon of warm air on the back of your neck for top-down driving on brisk days



:pumps shotgun:

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Nov 22, 2006

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Citizen Tayne posted:

I fell down this hole and have been looking at old soviet watches on eBay for a day

do you have an autowinder yet

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Nov 22, 2006

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duTrieux. posted:

shut the gently caress up about watches

:clears throat gently: no u

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Nov 22, 2006

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

guess who pays when banks lose money

you and me :buddy:

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Nov 22, 2006

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Jonny 290 posted:

you know that awful commercial where they're all "we don't take breaks. we dont take vacations. we stay late. Cadillac"? Boomers unironically view themselves in that light instead of how it actually was, as some lovely manager of third tier salesmen in some god drat widget company kept afloat by inertia and nostalgia that never missed their annual cruise

boomers are the boston sports fans of life

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Nov 22, 2006

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GRAB YOURE LUNCH PAIL AND DO YOUR JOB.

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Nov 22, 2006

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Jonny 290 posted:

The boomers got paid more than the generation after them to be less productive than the generation before them. How the gently caress do you manage to pull that off

'the greatest generation' by tom brokaw

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Nov 22, 2006

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Wulfolme posted:

who calls it that

gently caress you

poor people drink water

white people get hydrated

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Nov 22, 2006

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Jonny 290 posted:

during summer months I wash the BMW every 3 days,

nice waste of water, hitler

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Nov 22, 2006

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Shifty Pony posted:

are DDs not a thing anymore?

all those people had kids m8

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Nov 22, 2006

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infernal machines posted:

have hit that standing wave pattern where there isn't another one coming for 40 minutes

wondering what this was called, thanks

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Nov 22, 2006

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infernal machines posted:

our TFA program has seen rousing success replacing unskilled restaurant and service industry workers with purpose-hired fast-tracked TFAs housed in company dorms and cheap bunkhouses

no one even noticed until one of the banks tried to pull that poo poo on some white IT workers

whats tfa

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Nov 22, 2006

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cyberia posted:

Stop arguing about racism and click this goddam link. Then gently caress this gay earth because the fact that someone can charge money for people to sleep in a literal shed with a deck chair + bucket set up for a toilet and a garden hose shower and then receive positive reviews from people who saw this listing and decided to stay there means I'm ready to watch the nukes fly and let the cockroaches take over.

fumckign lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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PokeJoe posted:

im the om on the shitter

finally, thank you

Elder Postsman posted:



welcome to beautiful houston, texas

uhhhh

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Nov 22, 2006

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computer parts posted:

oh yeah if you've never driven there the highways are literally spaghetti, i've never seen anything like it before (well, it's a texas in general thing but you get the idea)

ever driven thru atlanta's "spaghetti junction"

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Nov 22, 2006

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infernal machines posted:

if the ocean wants louisiana back i can't think of any reason why america should stand in its way

can u even imagine what would have happened if that second hurricane would have made landfall on louisiana

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Nov 22, 2006

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Munkeymon posted:

the forums would have been lost at sea

has richard moved the servers to somewhere that is above sealevel

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Nov 22, 2006

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Jonny 290 posted:

ive gotten emails out of the loving blue from HS classmates that I never spoke to post grad with "It's Dr. XXXXXX now!"

gently caress those people

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Nov 22, 2006

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is somebody kidding

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Nov 22, 2006

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ultramiraculous posted:

jfc

just...gently caress

an uber exec compared their dealings with cities and taxi associations to that of rosa parks, completely unironically

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Nov 22, 2006

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Condiv posted:

With the amount I've gotten deposited from both Uber and Lyft (which I am using instead of their ridiculous 1099)

uhhhhh

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Nov 22, 2006

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Jonny 290 posted:

SXSW is 100% irrelevant

yep

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Nov 22, 2006

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fart simpson posted:

transportation in los angeles is so bad that i hate the whole city because of it

but if you live there you can post all over social media how youre *~in LA~*

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Nov 22, 2006

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mishaq posted:

shame all the racist suburbanites prevent(ed) it from being expanded enough to be a real transit system instead of a joke

hehe moving africans rapidly thru atlanta :D

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Nov 22, 2006

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FCKGW posted:

I was browsing the reddit personal finance subreddit because there are some colossal idiots there and the sheer number of people who are seeking advice on leasing a car for "their business" who, when pressed, turn out to be the uber drivers is depressing

good

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