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rotor posted:the tech bubble is the best way I've found to funnel money away from the super-wealthy and into my pocket. long live the tech bubble.
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calling a dispatcher to send a cab basically never works even if you're white
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It’s hard to pinpoint the moment when New York and also technology started to feel like such a chore. Maybe it was when I urinated in a slim-fit adult diaper while waiting in line for the iPhone 4 for ninety-three hours and pronounced the experience “worth it,” or when I found myself testing out tweets on my wife during foreplay, or when a rat scurried across my face and into my mouth while I was checking Facebook and waiting for a C train that never arrived.
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May 5, 2015 17:59
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the cone head ,man looks to be a spectacular tool. I'd be very surprised to find out otherwise
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May 13, 2015 03:50
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I judge people based on their looks and am rarely wrong
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May 13, 2015 03:51
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when tech balloon pop Marc will make delicious omelet
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May 13, 2015 19:18
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i'm wondering on which two occasions per annum is it acceptable to smoke the devil's lettuce
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May 14, 2015 02:05
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that roommates wanted posted is the most hosed up thing i seen in a while
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May 14, 2015 03:33
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let it be known to whom it may concern social media posts containing the word disrupt do not count against the weekly limit
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May 20, 2015 14:21
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I have to spend like sixteen grand to get one free leg of a southwest flight
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May 22, 2015 05:18
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publicly execute anyone that uses the word nosh
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May 31, 2015 21:31
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do not show weakness to tori
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Jun 11, 2015 04:53
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I hope my hospice has good acid
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Jun 11, 2015 05:13
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humanity is a cancer upon the earth
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Sep 18, 2015 03:47
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agreed, he should be kept alive and tortured physically and psychologically for the rest of his life
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Sep 22, 2015 03:35
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i thought only goateed fedora mans bought diesel volkswagens anyway
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Sep 29, 2015 04:39
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or VW's in general. i've never met a VW driver that seemed like a decent human being
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Sep 29, 2015 04:39
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please allow me to clarify, "modern Volkswagens" not the loving magic bus you blubbering idiot
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Sep 29, 2015 04:47
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like if you see someone driving a jetta, it's either a skank bitch wearing "PINK" sweat suit or a guy that listens to sum 41 or other such pap
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hey check me out in my VW hatchback diesel with black rims and aftermarket exhaust and limo tint wanna take some "Ecstasy" (pseudo ephedrine mixed with windex) and listen to skrillex?
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Sep 29, 2015 04:50
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shitface posted:weird. in europe a golf driver is usually an approaching middle age risk averse everyman type. a Jetta driver a poorer, further from middle age everyman risk averse type. a passat a middle class-ish absolutely middle age everyman risk averse type and a vw scirocco a middle class-ish absolutely middle age risk averse type who shoots for girlfriends who are a little too young for them europe sounds very different from america
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would it be possible to make a jimmy John sandwich but more bland and stale asking for a friend who has a lot of money and wants to start a sandwich enterprise
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I'd like to statically route some stuff into Geoff Bozo's anus
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anyone been through the Memphis airport lately?
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maybe they didn't notify you because their sweet algorithms knew it was you, saving you the annoyance I bet that was it
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something ain't right with that boy
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Oct 21, 2015 04:33
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Luigi Thirty posted:synthol nah
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Enderzero posted:yeah, you know sales, that one job where millions can be secured on the strength of a personal relationship? it's bots now. all bots that's fine though cuz the sales bots will be talking to buy bots
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Feb 25, 2016 19:00
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Captain Foo posted:"bet you won't deserialize that!"
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Feb 25, 2016 19:11
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Chicago is cool lots of alcohol, coffee, arts, intersections, grid system is cool, lots of ethnic neighborhoods, trains, planes, two airports even, buses, money, computers, good food, shut the gently caress up about pizza and hot dogs, museums, hospitals, weather, parks, titties, the map room, the ped way, a river, a lake, big buildings, douche district for cubs fans, something for everybody really, come visit
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I'm glad people are leaving. riding butts to nuts on the morning train kinda sucks
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Feb 26, 2016 08:08
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taste of Chicago and baseball sucks, so it's probably usually better than that
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he's not dead he stil posts in the sec thread
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Feb 27, 2016 16:31
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Citizen Tayne posted:He died from magnet poisoning. Rip. We will all miss his posts, which were 2/3rds self important humblebrags and 1/3rd discussion on snake oil cures for mental illness.
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Feb 27, 2016 16:38
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smythe is both the leader we need and deserve 4 more years glorious leader I like his narrative posts
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Feb 27, 2016 21:10
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I've been in "the industry" for like 15 years and I've met like 3 people who aren't completely insufferable poo poo lords so yeah the pos is a very comfortable and familiar place
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Feb 27, 2016 21:21
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would never call myself an engineer but my job titles usually have the E word in them and goddamnit that's going on my resume about to engineer a post
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there's a hipster bar in chicago that specializes in ferrets. they have bottles of fernet from like 1930's. last time i was in there I asked for some whiskey cocktail they used to have and the bartender mumbled "we don make that an more" and walked off, while i could clearly see all the ingredients sitting 3 feet from my face. they have edison lights too
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so basically if you're more alert than a SS soldier on meth and do everything perfectly plus wear body armor then maybe you won't die when soccer mom runs over you in a Infiniti SUV that weighs 6000 pounds so they can tax deduct it as a farm vehicle
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