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Oct 21, 2010
julian assange is australian, btw

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Oct 21, 2010

qntm posted:

also pacemakers

Also deep brain stimulation

Oh your hands are shaking all the time? Let me just put this electrode into your brain nbd

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Oct 21, 2010



i got shoe after i saw your post so i tried to draw one with high heels but eh

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Oct 21, 2010

Spime Wrangler posted:

Ho! Barack Obombadil, Barry Obombadillo!
By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow,
By fire, sun and moon, hearken now and hear us!
Come, Barack The Islamic Shock, for now our need is near us!

you're four paragraphs short, but nice

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Oct 21, 2010

SmokaDustbowl posted:

lets argue about oracle at 1 in the morning

tori is in the midwest so its even later for him

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Oct 21, 2010

atomicthumbs posted:

fun fact: the boosted boards only have regenerative braking, which stops working entirely when the battery is full

can't wait for someone who lives on a san francisco hill to ride one of those downhill and into the side of a muni bus when the brakes stop working

lomarf

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Oct 21, 2010

FMguru posted:

nyc maintains its own department of blacksmiths to repair wrought iron fences and playground equipment (especially basketball hoops)

huh they're solid steel, i didn't expect that

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Oct 21, 2010

if trolling your user is a crime then lowtax is in big trouble

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Oct 21, 2010

Wild EEPROM posted:

Fool's Butter: no 1 needs 2 know
Romantic Ghost Loaf
Tampa Grussies: Safe as a baby.

remember, if u want it? it's 4 sale ok

what if i need 2 ask

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Oct 21, 2010

SmokaDustbowl posted:

my "burns" just aren't up to forum poster SO DEMANDING's expectations

well, thats not very surprising, now is it

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Oct 21, 2010

Dislike button posted:

East St. Louis is one of the most dangerous cities in the entire world


Edit lmao

East St. Louis was named an All-America City in 1960 and celebrated its centennial in 1961. It was known as the "Pittsburgh of the West."

lomarf

the paris of appalachia of the west

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Oct 21, 2010

ate all the Oreos posted:

yeah my brit friend was telling me that it was originally to toughen the little brats up with Real World Drama or something like that. i like how one of the old movies or something was like, a post-apocalyptic wasteland thing? where earth had been destroyed and it was all grimdark and oppressive and stuff.

you know, for the kids

so they were ahead of their time? hunger games etc

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Oct 21, 2010

exploded mummy posted:

your boss gets laid

allegedly

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Oct 21, 2010

qntm posted:

and what if I am

then you should support my kickstarter to get a real cupholder for real men

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Oct 21, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i had The Big One in college that you could unzip into a queen sized mattress

sometimes the cats would get confused and poop into it b/c cats are goddamn retarded and then drunk people would flop into it and get cat turds squished into their clothing

lol owned

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Oct 21, 2010
graph: harsh, but fair

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Oct 21, 2010

ate all the Oreos posted:

lol my mom was just diagnosed with something like that and she hadn't really cared about it and then the doctor was like "oh good so you've already come to terms with the fact that you'll NEVER AGAIN HEAR SILENCE" and she's like "uh well until you actually said it like that yes"

lol owned

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Oct 21, 2010

mike12345 posted:

So the USA is basically like Brazil, except with marketing skills to fool themselves and the rest of the world it's something better.

Actually Brazil has universal and fre healthcare so they're ahead

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Oct 21, 2010

ate all the Oreos posted:

i know two people who work for Amazon, the other is an old ex who is currently living as a full time BDSM slave with two other people in Seattle that's my Amazon story thx

but you're repeating yourself

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Oct 21, 2010

Dislike button posted:

What was his name lmao

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Oct 21, 2010

Moist von Lipwig posted:

They're stupid and worthless

If you're worried about your health lift weights instead

An hours exercise every day isnt enough to offset the health effects of sitting down the rest of the day hth

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Oct 21, 2010

flakeloaf posted:

anythign that isn't a perfect and complete solution all by itself isn't worth doing

yospos bithc

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Oct 21, 2010
Earl grey with milk and sugar ftw

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Oct 21, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lmao so hoverwife is telling me about one of her friends whose bf is having problems at his autonomous vehicle startup

she tells me "it's chaos over there, ever since some big lawsuit involving the founder and google"

the tech bubble is coming from inside the thread

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Oct 21, 2010

FCKGW posted:

i'm in a beta test program so i get to see glimpses of exciting new products

im at the printer
im at the bluetooth speaker
im at the the combination printer and bluetooth speaker

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Oct 21, 2010

qirex posted:

also rip noisebridge

the noisebridge thread was really good, rip

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Oct 21, 2010
People getting tori'd this hard in 2017. God bless us, every one

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Oct 21, 2010

atomicthumbs posted:



tesla model 3 breaks its own window. presumably the shoddy assembly resulted in the window not being aligned with its slot in the frame

lol

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Oct 21, 2010

fishmech posted:


That is the game in American politics and I refuse to play.

Lol

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Oct 21, 2010
this just in in 2018: the french can be rude to tourists

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Oct 21, 2010

goddamnedtwisto posted:

NRO even went to the bother of hiding it from a dude in vancouver who liked to track spy sats.

no poo poo?

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Oct 21, 2010

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Oct 21, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

air india has the widest selection of all the airlines i've flown on:



i didn't realize that jains won't even eat plants if the plant has to die (hence no potatoes, carrots, etc). that's some level 10 vegan poo poo right there

so did you like the bland meal? how was the mouthfeel

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