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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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at the date posted:

It's not like she was grasping for things to say under pressure, with some huge creep looming over her expectantly or even talking on the phone. She had time to consider, she was far removed from him, and she responded "thank you sooooooo much" in writing and took a screenshot instead of, say, blocking him. At some point you're allowed to say that she did the wrong thing.

e: jesus christ the only time I fall on the conservative side of an argument is with you babies. It feels yucky.

you probably feel yucky because you know on some level that you are wrong, cheers

e: and bear in mind this guy probably knows where she lives, and she might need to use uber again etc

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Virion posted:

take an uber to the movie theater in 15 minutes if you want an rear end kicking

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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at the date posted:

You can't have it both ways. Either this guy is a huge creep who violated several social boundaries by texting a woman after giving her a taxi ride, in which case she should have blocked him right away; or for some reason they were slightly more familiar (maybe they had a conversation in the car or whatever), in which case she should have insisted on paying. Doing nice things for people you're interested in doesn't entitle you to anything, not even a thank you. That said, accepting a gift from a stranger, like a drink, is giving them permission to ask, even if the answer is "lol no." This happens all the time in the real world and is a really common way for strangers to get to know each other. I'd say this driver is an awkward motherfucker and a taxi ride is a lovely present, but he can't possibly be as socially stunted as you if you don't understand what buying a girl flowers means to real people.

source your quotes dude, what is this amatuer hour

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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http://www.theonion.com/article/man-always-carries-gun-in-case-he-needs-to-escalat-38374 posted:

TEMPE, AZ—Stressing the importance of being prepared for any circumstance that may occur, local man James Donner told reporters Monday he carries a gun on his person at all times in case he ever needs to escalate a situation.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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please man. this is supposed to be a troll free forum. im very disappointed.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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sometimes u just take a step back and realise that your arguing with an ice rear end.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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If Forrest Gump was an Uber driver, he’d compare picking up customers to a box of chocolates…you never know what you’re going to get. I keep a Ruger SR9 in my side door jam and a .357 Colt Python is on the inside of my center console lid. It’s not IF, but WHEN I finally get held up, the pax is prolly going to want money…I’ll them it’s in the console. I open the console and that Python will take care of BIDness. I generally wear a sport coat (dinner jacket) when I drive and most of the time I’ll holster a neat little .38 Smith & Wesson Centennial…It’s a snub-nose with an enclosed hammer. Really light gun. Had a close call yesterday evening. This customer was really shady. He was a black guy and said very few words when he got in. I’m still kicking myself for driving over to that bad side of town to pick this guy up. Oh well, I pull up and he’s pacing back and forth on the sidewalk. He’s smoking a cigarette and I asked him to put it out. He gets in and I say “where to buddy?” and he responded with “start driving”…Anyway, as we are driving I look in my rear-view mirror and see his black eyes staring at me. He then says “how much money do you guys make?”…I said it was very little and nobody ever tips. He then goes “how much cash do you have on you right now?”….That’s when I smoothly pulled the Ruger 9 out of the door jam and gently slid the hammer back as I held the gun with my right hand on the console. Once he heard and saw that distinct metal clang of the weapon being engaged. He told me to let him out now because he just “sharted”. He claimed he asked that question because he was going to tip me, but only had a $100 bill and was wondering if I had change. I call BS on that. I gave him a 1 STAR rating and I’m sure he’ll do the same to me. Anyway, I don’t know if you guys have “Conceal and Carry” in your state, but if you do. Get your license! It’s makes driving less nerve racking.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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quote:

I forced my wife to let me try Uber. She wasn't keen on the idea to begin with. She was afraid of me spending too much time with drunk college girls (I'm a 43 year old fat, bald guy who doesn't have any taste in music). Said I had a good enough job that pays well and driving in the middle of the night isn't worth the risk. I know that after a night of driving and making $97, she would see the $9 err... $6 dollars in tips (spend $3 on munchies) and make me quit my engineering job. She's usually cool about coming around, but how long for me not to go online before I'm deactivated? Anyone ever have their spouse/ [older] kid ride along for the night?

quote:

The wife is apparently smarter than you. Every consider that possibility that one of these drunk college girls could get pissed off at you because you didn't kiss her demanding,entitled, privileged millinium rear end and make a false accusation against you. If that hasn't occurred to you how about a late night confirmation with some violent drunk or a mid night ride with some psychopath. Do you mange some TV viewing time about current events across the country. You have an engineering job. Are the risks worth the reward of making minimum wage? btw If you still think Uber is a good idea be sure to show this post to the wife she seems to be the one with the common sense.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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ahaha this thread is great

http://uberpeople.net/threads/have-you-ever-had-a-pax-not-wake-up.33100 posted:

Last week I had a single female pax after bar hours. I picked her up in downtown Omaha and took her to West Omaha around a 15 mile 25 min ride. She is in her mid 20's.
The pax passed out/feel asleep in the back seat slumped over, the only thing holding her up was the seat belt. When I arrived at her house she was out. I tried yelling her name and clapping my hands loudly to wake her, but she would not wake up. I tried to ring her doorbell to see if someone was home to help me out bit no one would answer. After approximately 10 minutes I decided to call 911 and have the police come help me because there was no way I was going to touch her to wake her up.
After waiting 20 minutes an officer shows up and he was able to wake her after shaking the holly poo poo out of her. A few more officers arrive along with a fire truck and an ambulance. Everyone except for a few officers seemed pretty annoyed that I called.
What would you have done?

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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it's more the responses, especially the paranoia of assault charges and the people reminding him to keep the meter running

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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im shocked, simply shocked

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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lifehack for even better savings: buy that prison bread and eat only that

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Security at department stores should be allowed to catch shoplifters, but only with a big butterfly net

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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the face of a difficult bm

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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you are both poo poo thanks and god bless

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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sometimes i watch a whole ad on youtube if it is interesting

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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computer parts posted:

they could always try denim



bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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prefect posted:

i almost always send apology pms when i get probated

y prefect so nice

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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https://vine.co/v/e3Z551zKvdY

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Shifty Pony posted:

the number of vapor juice shops that are around here makes silicon valley seem like a shining example of prudent investment.

does that stuff have like booze store levels of profit margin or something?

andtifreeze and flavor poo poo is p cheap i guess

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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wish i coudl have taco bell. we just got a texas chicken though and it is so loving good

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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duTrieux. posted:

Visa just offered me ½ off any order up to $20 at Taco Bell.

i bet $20 of taco bell wwould be a good feed

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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taste is completely objective

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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last time i saw ads on facebook they were all super gay

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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i like to assemble furniture. sadly building services did it for me so i had to work instead

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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i make a poopoo with my bumbum

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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why is the closet thru teh bathroom. yeah lets walk thru the wet bathroom in my sunday best liek a non-millionaire

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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greatroom more like okroom

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Condiv posted:

tech bubble?

didn't read :tipshat:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Luigi Thirty posted:



subjunctiiiiiiive

"ethnic minority" lol what the

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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stop quoting fuckwits on my ignore list :argh:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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im going to use parkr to find otu when people are on holiday and then steal from their house while kmaking it look liek i live there because guess what i park in their driveway all teh time

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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computer parts posted:

star wars quotes that could be in a porno

How wude!

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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i was crossing teh road and had to stand in teh flush media for a while with buses and trucks blowing past me. when it was clear i began to cross the other half of the road so of course a bicycle nealry knocked me down riding down teh wrong side of teh road

thats my story

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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i do not get motion sickness. thanks for reading.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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fishmech posted:

i drove a car for a few months with broken sounds for the turn signals, and it was really disconcerting

hah

Citizen Tayne posted:

I dropped my toothpaste earlier today. I was crestfallen.

haha

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:

I'd imagine that generating electricity and then immediately turning it back into torque is inherently inefficient anyway. Trains only do it because they need massive amounts of static torque to get going.

you can reduce drivetrain losses i guess. makes sense on those gigantic strip mine dump trucks. diesel generator and electric motors at teh wheels

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Sagebrush posted:

i'm not sure what to think about sagebursh because sometimes he seems like a decent guy but then he'll ask some weird questions abotu poo poo and do bad posts

also he's like a motorcycle rider so RIP

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