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infernal machines posted:

the shittiest place i have ever worked actually had a "policy" about not discussing salary/wages.

you can imagine how effective that was

Motorola Solutions has a publicly listed toll-free 'employment verification' hotline that tells prospective employers what you made there, down to the dollar.

one of the reasons I couldn't play poker coming to Denver.






Don't ever work for Motorola Solutions.

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

were you just straightforward about your salary expectations then

because it's not a faux pas to be explicit about cost of living differences between rural arkansas and wherever in colorado you ended up

Yep I said "I make X, I am expecting at least parity after adjusting for cost of living differences between Arkansas and Denver" and ended up with a 20% cash raise while I went from spending $850 on housing and $300 a month in gas to $500 on housing and $80 a month on a bus pass

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Awia posted:

why are dogs allowed in public buildings anyway, wtf

people are always wanting to show off how many dependents they have

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Fabricated posted:

the uber guys are going to go to jail right

No. they're going to be handed millions and millions of dollars, be credited as captains of industry and job creators, and when Uber melts down/wraps up, they will be the subject of bidding wars, and eventually hired by the Next Great Startup for ten times their Uber salary.

Sleep tight!

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seizure dogs are amazing and awesome

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Sagebrush posted:

:agreed:, it's super cool

but what would you think of people registering seizure doges if they also had electronic seizure detectors that were more effective

actually is there even some kind of process for that? can you just say "my dog detects when i'm gonna glitch out" or do they have to demonstrate the ability to be able to get registered

Pretty sure you can show them the five digit receipt from the dog purchase to slide by that one.

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PuTTY riot posted:

my daughter's dentist has a golden

quote:

idk if hes a service dog


lol cmon son

whitest dog, whitest medical profession

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triple sulk posted:

Diabetic alert dogs are good because some diabetics are terrible at managing their blood sugar (so pumps are not the best solution), and as Fishmech here alluded to, it's a dog that you cannot ignore because it is literally trained to not stop bothering you until you have done something to fix your blood sugar levels. They're basically as well behaved as police dogs and the programs to train them are just as rigorous. It's pretty cool.

what other interesting dog related info do you have

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Main Paineframe posted:

gonna crowdsource deathrays. instead of building his own he'll send out a bunch of free laser pointers and then make an app that pays each one of them a small amount of money if they all go point their lasers at whoever he wants deathrayed



Meth dealers used to buy dozens of boxes of pseudoephedrine ('pseudo') at a time to stock up on cook supplies. The FDA, DEA and law enforcement agencies tightened down purchase limits so the dealers distributed the pseudo gathering to the customers. now the cost of a bag of meth to the end customer is $SUM_OF_MONEY and 2 boxes of pseudo. this is obviously impossible to trace from the supply side.

the cops disrupted their own poo poo lmao

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Fun facts: my wife is escorted by management out the door as soon as she is clocked out and searched (yep). Not allowed to wait for her ride inside the store. which owns when i've got the car and am running a couple mins late.

I havent been up in the retail industry at all in like 15 years, it's scary now :(

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carry on then posted:

lol this country treats its employees like criminals now

employees at the walmart jewelry-specific distribution center are not allowed to wear any jewelry, including wedding bands, and are weighed, metal detected and backscattered on the way out the door

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carry on then posted:

is there an article about this somewhere? couldn't find anything by googling

The county inspector that came through the new Walmart datacenter in Jane, Missouri had to sign an NDA before they'd let him onsite to inspect the property. When he called their bluff, Walmart execs said they'd be happy to tear the hundreds of millions of dollars facility down and rebuild it on the Arkansas side. He signed the NDA.

Walmart is loving good about info control. I doubt the jewelry DC poo poo is publicized much

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She is assumed to be a thief until proven otherwise. All employees are

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

at the wages wal-mart pays, this is a reasonable assumption

Clarification, mrs works for a much fancier retail clothing chain and their average transaction size is somewhere between 300 and 500 bucks.

they just treat you worse, tbh

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Fabricated posted:

get to live in a proper dystopian cyberpunk future ruled by corporations

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

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right? i was honestly expecting a much much higher number

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vodkat posted:

so basically a place for poor tech bro's (as in poor for young white male ivy league graduates) who think thy're the next zuck.

yeah. its just a clever guy leeching some cash off the aspirational wannabe bubble bros

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i've got $100 towards one of the bay yosposters infiltrating

test me

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liquidfire posted:

no need to pay an entry fee when you are a founding member of ANIME CLUB!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

what's awesome is if you have black neighbors who are exactly as affluent as you (or maybe slightly below - account for the larger childcount) because this means that they will be extra good community members due to the charm of their unique achievement

colloquially this is referred to as being "friend of the family rich" and is strongly associated with the patriarch having a fondness for sweaters


but if they are too far outside of the prevalent affluency then property values will suffer

and yes this includes being too wealthy - my hometown had master p move in to one of the country club neighborhoods and the city council jumped right up his rear end about every little thing including the gigantic golden tank that he wanted on his roof (he ended up mounting it in the pool instead of over the front door)
hahahahaha
that motherfucker and his tanks

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southerners love to go loving antebellum on that rear end oh my gosh there are probably dudes that just play the farm scenes from walking dead over and over

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

oh but they were

hahahahaha


you can take the boy out of the south but

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FrozenVent posted:

...

did they just price surge an hostage crisis?

blah blah cyberpunk dystopia blah blah

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hey whatever you gotta tell yourself to get some sleep at night, right?

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qirex posted:

an earthquake could scare away some of the shitheads and I might have a chance at buying a place

hahah

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lol

why dont you guys just convince your bosses to let you wfh and then you can mob up in peoria or somewhere cheap

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qirex posted:

there's semi-serious talk of a portland satellite office

if you are a bay startup and make your people work in the bay you are no better than walmart, who mandates that all their executives live in bentonville

you're in jail too, you'rre just paying 8x per square foot

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qirex posted:

nah I have rent control so I'm square in the gently caress you got mine class

lol u live in the projects?

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Sagebrush posted:

iirc every building built prior to 1960- something in San Francisco is automatically rent controlled

sounds like welfare to me

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22 story office building going up on our block this week. yall are some redneck motherfuckers

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it's on my mind today because they hit a gas main while doing the foundation piles for it and the block smells like farts

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

right now there are four separate residential towers all over 1,000 ft under construction in manhattan

i can't wait for the tech bubble to pop and interest rates to go up so this madness can stop. there is no reason to build 100 story residential towers anywhere on earth, that is not a thing the world needs

yues. build 600 mcmansions instead. pack em tight on those windy streets where every one is a cul de sac so mexicans cant use the thoroughfares to get to the job we pay them $2 an hour for

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FamDav posted:

says the man who lives in a winnebago

winnebagos are like the Cadillac 300 of RVs - olds buy them on name recognition, youngs buy them for status because you're paying 2 to 2.5x the actual value of the thing, all for the name. they're nice, but not $42k for a 19 footer nice.

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the best part about talking about india and the tech scene is that you can't really say much about 2014 india without sounding a little racist. they unified as far as work ethic goes and now you're a terrible racist if you point out that they have institutionalized academic fraud and a 'do just enough to get paid' culture

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Stringent posted:

are 2 parent households still considered normal or is that some 1% poo poo now too?

2 bio parents? getting pretty gd rare out of the worthless flyovers

blended families are fairly big iirc

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Necc0 posted:

divorce has actually been on the decline. unsurprisingly the boomers being the most selfish generation also spiked the divorce rate

man i bet the mid 70s were loving depressing if you were a young newlywed couple. loving everybody splitting up around you, hall and oates pissing and wailing BABY JUST ONE MORE NIGHT all over the radio, aaaa

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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i see couples who have kids and appear to be staying together long-term but don't get married. i'd wonder what the impact of greater social acceptance of living in sin unmarried cohabitation among younger people is on the divorce rate too.

i mean, if three out of four couples split after being together for ten years, but only one of the splits was a divorce, is the ~divorce rate~ really that relevant?

100% correct we know several decade plus unmarried couples, both with and without sproglets

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that works on the flipside too - are 3 out of 4 'single mothers' really just not married and there's a man in their lives who's helping raise the kids

e: i'm not arguing the numbers as much as the concept

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also at that point you have no logical reason to restrict it to two people (0,1,none rule) so you just invented....corporations


which im fine with

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Rexicon1 posted:

I have no idea what you are talking bout

argument for extending the concept of "two people joining in a civil union for various benefits and legal statuses" to poly groups of any arbitrary size

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