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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Normal guy: I have a blog no one reads about ducktales and smelling hair.
Lowtax: You're hired!

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Sane person: I think I sound like a girl and make art about them.
Lowtax: You need a place to stay?

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Pedantra posted:

wow drilldo, good jokes. did you come up with them all by yourself or is this just another pathetic boring rehash of concepts already beaten to death by better posters?

Both.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Intelligent person: Hi I'm a functioning addict with a lot of advice to give.
Lowtax: *coughs*
Intelligent person: Some lsd will clear that right up.
Lowtax on lsd: Your hired.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I'm out of weird mods, does anyone else know more?

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Make jokes about it.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Pedantra posted:

no, i cant seem to think of any since im a byob poster who has almost zero interaction with any of the mods ever on this site

Listen buddy, as a sociopath I'm not someone you wana gently caress with.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

I.N.R.I posted:

zorak: myu resume is a child rape themed pokemon lets play
lowtax: i pronounce thee sir AIDS of adtrw

No way.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Pedantra posted:

christ, hopefully you wont make a hundred thousand whitenoise posts about me that no one actually cares about.

I'm a sociopath dude, your dead.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
If I'm thinking about buying a game I'll sometimes see if their is one for it.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
EPW: I'm a noted writer with many published works.
*pulls out his portfolio crammed to the brim with gay sex themed fan fiction*
Lowtax with a huge boner: When can you start?

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

I.N.R.I posted:

Pile of Kittens: i murdered a chicken with a bar heater because it kept making GBS threads itself
lowetax: you can mod pet island until you get banned for making fun of a retarded guy for having retard disease
Lol at this.

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drilldo squirt

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Pedantra posted:

its my goal to one day get some kind of reaction out of you that proves youre not some kind of markov bot

I can't because I'm a sociopath.

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