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waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

quote:

WSOC-TV
BREAKING: Emergency crews were on the scene of a crash involving Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton just after noon Tuesday near uptown.

Witness told Channel 9 that Newton's truck flipped four times. Newton was put on a stretcher.

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Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

drat. Never like to see stuff like this. Hope the big man is okay.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Retail Slave posted:

Something more than one sentence? Something more than literally anyone on this forum could type up just by sitting here?

If it's all they know, it's all they know. I know that Goodell can make 20 minutes of a speech that says literally nothing, but come on

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Zombie Tsunami posted:

Bastion of journalism TMZ said "We're told Cam kept trying to stand up after the accident ... but couldn't ... and eventually relented and waited for help to arrive."

http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/09/cam-newton-injured-in-car-wreck/#ixzz3LQR9A2ww (thanks rvpprofootie)

TMZ can be right every now and then. I think they confirmed Michael Jackson's death before anyone else, but only because they had a mole in the hospital or something.

Maybe they had a mole in Cam's car. Or a vole.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

That smile though

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
The next report will say the truck flipped five times.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Someone gauge the fake-ness of this smile:

thompson
Jun 6, 2006

Spoeank posted:

Fuuuuuuck. That's bad. I've seen these with fatality claims attached.



I've been in one of these though mine was a sedan and the passengers side was squished to the seat. The important thing is to look drivers side as it looks like the passengers side took the blunt of the landing while the drivers side looks a little bit better. We have to be worried about the neck, but there's a chance he's ok. He's also a world class athlete.

I walked away from one of these, so there's a chance he will too. Prayers up.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Fake smile.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Codependent Poster posted:

Cam Newton fined for having Beats headphones.

Also, the car apologizes for its role in the incident.

Yup, go ahead and close the thread. No reply will be better than this.

thompson
Jun 6, 2006

Ozu posted:

That smile though



Decent sign.

Noah
May 31, 2011

Come at me baby bitch

Codependent Poster posted:


Also, the car apologizes for its roll in the incident.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Ozu posted:

That smile though



How can he expect to lead with that kind of posture?

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/SteveCrumpWBTV/status/542382367763996674?s=09

actual reporter for actual news station says cam is fine and uninjured and didn't actually want the transport to the hospital

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







thompson posted:

Decent sign.

That's the morphine kicking in as they amputate a leg.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Rod Munch posted:

Biodome should report that Cam is dead.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
I haven't seen/heard anything about the occupants of the other car. Did they just walk away?

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.
Still smiling though



Edit: Beaten, took too long to read

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Aye Doc posted:

https://twitter.com/SteveCrumpWBTV/status/542382367763996674?s=09

actual reporter for actual news station says cam is fine and uninjured and didn't actually want the transport to the hospital

Are we sure this isn't Rivera saying it and Cam is actually dead?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

thompson posted:

Decent sign.

If he's smiling like that in such a serious situation it means he can't be a true leader. Trade him.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



CMPD source is saying he has no injuries, just going to the hospital as a precaution.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
You can be walking around fine after the crash and the EMTs will still backboard you when you take the ride

thompson
Jun 6, 2006

Aye Doc posted:

https://twitter.com/SteveCrumpWBTV/status/542382367763996674?s=09

actual reporter for actual news station says cam is fine and uninjured and didn't actually want the transport to the hospital

That could be the case. They make you go though so they can run you through every test under the sun.

Athanatos posted:

You can be walking around fine after the crash and the EMTs will still backboard you when you take the ride

Exactly.

Zombie Tsunami
Jun 22, 2006

Retail Slave posted:

Maybe they had a mole in Cam's car.

It was me Austin!!!

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

"How come it's never the white guy like tom Brady. It's always the blacks."

Hot take dad.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Kalli posted:

CMPD source is saying he has no injuries, just going to the hospital as a precaution.

Oh jeez. Someone said he broke both legs. Why was he in a stretcher, then?

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Ozu posted:

That smile though



:unsmith:

Jesus Christ, though. I remember a year or two back when someone leaked a fake report that he'd been in a car accident and broken his leg. Hate that this is actually real, but thankfully it doesn't sound as serious as it looked.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Ozu posted:

@jjones9
Items from Cam Newton's car pulled by CMPD officer. Belk clothing and Beats headphones

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







This is when they find out he has leukemia or something

thompson
Jun 6, 2006

FizFashizzle posted:

This is when they find out he has leukemia or something

If he does they'll find it. I'm sure he'll be in the hospital for like 4 hours.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Oh jeez. Someone said he broke both legs. Why was he in a stretcher, then?

It's standard protocol because cops and EMTs can't diagnose everything. He could very well be fine, I was taken on a stretcher after I was t-boned when I was sixteen and had no injuries.

For the next three days though he is going to be one sore fucker.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



anime gently caress pillow posted:

Oh jeez. Someone said he broke both legs. Why was he in a stretcher, then?

Precaution in case he actually has a neck injury or something they haven't noticed because he's rocking crazy adrenaline.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Oh jeez. Someone said he broke both legs. Why was he in a stretcher, then?

Precaution. Positive mechanism of injury = full spinal immobilization. It's standard and means literally nothing.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Oh jeez. Someone said he broke both legs. Why was he in a stretcher, then?

Because he's not a doctor (and could be concussed or in some other way unreliable), and they'd rather take no chances while a doctor confirms than risk injury while bringing him to the hospital. It's just standard procedure for that 1% of the time that someone says they're fine and are not.

Plus some injuries can be subtle and he may not realize he has a broken bone or something if it's not being directly stressed at the time.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
the Road put up more of a fight than the Saints defense

Glad he seems to be alright

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I thought Belk made internet routers.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Pron on VHS posted:

I thought Belk made internet routers.

belkin, bruv

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Jun 17, 2008

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waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Febreeze posted:

the Road put up more of a fight than the Saints defense

Also i just got Febreeze to make this drat avatar. Cam you better get bettee because you owe me at least one full year of avatar relevance :colbert:

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thompson
Jun 6, 2006

Nail Rat posted:


For the next three days though he is going to be one sore fucker.

That and some PTSD. Flipping like that is horrifying.

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