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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Spoeank posted:

Fuuuuuuck. That's bad. I've seen these with fatality claims attached.



i see jake gyllenhaal's shadow

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Pron on VHS posted:

I thought Belk made internet routers.

I played the belks son in tennis when I was younger.

Ike belk.

Good player.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Yoshifan823 posted:

I imagine that's probably standard protocol in situations like this. I hope anyways.

Yeah they do that with pretty much any major car accident even if the injuries are pretty mild.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Pron on VHS posted:

I thought Belk made internet routers.

Phone posting cant get desktop site of Cam's clothing line at Belk's.

http://m.belk.com/products/made-cam-newton.jsp

thompson
Jun 6, 2006
I told my girlfriend that Cam got into an accident on his way to practice.. She says "good, the pads probably saved him." Now all I can think about is Cam Newton driving down the freeway in full gear and a helmet.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Looking forward to inevitable headline/photo combo when Cam is traded...

"PANTHERS TELL NEWTON TO HIT THE ROAD"

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

ZenVulgarity posted:

"How come it's never the white guy like tom Brady. It's always the blacks."

Hot take dad.

Wasn't Brady in a car accident a few years ago, though? :psyduck:

Hope Cam and anyone else involved in the accident is OK.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Matt Stafford almost got a bridge pulled down on him by a semi that was too tall earlier this year. He was a couple cars back.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Good to see he's ok. TMZ bullshit reporting as usual.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
My dad was in a very similar car wreck and seemed perfectly fine minus a few scrapes on his hands. He later had to get 2 different vertebrae fused

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

If you were a highly paid star athlete, would you hire a driver?

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

thompson posted:

I told my girlfriend that Cam got into an accident on his way to practice.. She says "good, the pads probably saved him." Now all I can think about is Cam Newton driving down the freeway in full gear and a helmet.

no helmet, but close!

Jethro
Jun 1, 2000

I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!
Cam's truck from the (better looking) driver's side:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

redshirt posted:

If you were a highly paid star athlete, would you hire a driver?

Nope. Unless you were drunk all the time... so just if I was Kyle Orton.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Good thing he wasnt driving a Prius

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

evilweasel posted:

Because he's not a doctor (and could be concussed or in some other way unreliable), and they'd rather take no chances while a doctor confirms than risk injury while bringing him to the hospital. It's just standard procedure for that 1% of the time that someone says they're fine and are not.

Plus some injuries can be subtle and he may not realize he has a broken bone or something if it's not being directly stressed at the time.

Exactly. My girlfriend and I got hit my a semi and we walked away with what we thought was whiplash, I took her to the hospital later that night and it turned out she had a broken neck

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

wheez the roux posted:

no helmet, but close!



Post-Traumatic Luxury Pose

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!

bhsman posted:

Wasn't Brady in a car accident a few years ago, though? :psyduck:

Hope Cam and anyone else involved in the accident is OK.

Someone backed Into him while he was jogging or something. It was super super minor

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Post-Traumatic Luxury Pose

classic fencing response

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

waah posted:

Good thing he wasnt driving a Prius

I am pretty sure the height of the truck was a major contributing factor to it rolling over repeatedly from a minor impact.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Let us take a moment to remember the time Roethlisberger went headfirst through a windshield without a helmet.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



bhsman posted:

Wasn't Brady in a car accident a few years ago, though? :psyduck:


Yeah, though his was fairly mild:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Crunkjuice posted:

Someone backed Into him while he was jogging or something. It was super super minor

No he smashed up a Bentley. Err AUDI?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Let us take a moment to remember the time Roethlisberger went headfirst through a windshield without a helmet.

Unfortunately only the good die young.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Elephanthead posted:

Unfortunately only the good die young.

and kickers.

thompson
Jun 6, 2006

Jethro posted:

Cam's truck from the (better looking) driver's side:


He's alive because it flipped on the passengers side. Lucky boy. I'm sure he was conscious and some of the poo poo he was able to see was probably really nuts.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Can't believe Cam died. RIP in piece

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Elephanthead posted:

Unfortunately only the good die young.

Good lord.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Jethro posted:

Cam's truck from the (better looking) driver's side:


Panthers2014.jpg

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/Wutangzombie/status/542387103724605441

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

thompson posted:

He's alive because it flipped on the passengers side. Lucky boy. I'm sure he was conscious and some of the poo poo he was able to see was probably really nuts.

So why is the stadium in the background? Did this happen on stadium grounds? Or did they just happen to tow it there for him or what?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

thompson posted:

That and some PTSD. Flipping like that is horrifying.

Is that why Sage Rosenfels was never the same QB?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Jethro posted:

Cam's truck from the (better looking) driver's side:


Goddamn that's a way better indication of the car. Good on you, structural pillars.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
what's the model? i need to add it to cars_that_kill_the_passenger_but_not_the_driver.txt for uhhhhhhh reasons.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Retail Slave posted:

So why is the stadium in the background? Did this happen on stadium grounds? Or did they just happen to tow it there for him or what?

it happened right outside the stadium

thompson
Jun 6, 2006

Retail Slave posted:

So why is the stadium in the background? Did this happen on stadium grounds? Or did they just happen to tow it there for him or what?

It must be right there I guess?

thompson
Jun 6, 2006

wheez the roux posted:

what's the model? i need to add it to cars_that_kill_the_passenger_but_not_the_driver.txt for uhhhhhhh reasons.

Any car that flips on a right hand turn correction will kill the passenger if you're going fast enough. That's just the way the weight lands most of the time. Now flip correcting left and you have yourself a problem if you're the driver.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Retail Slave posted:

So why is the stadium in the background? Did this happen on stadium grounds? Or did they just happen to tow it there for him or what?

No, the part of the highway where he crashed (277) is that close to the stadium. Dude was probably on the way back from South Park Mall with his new clothes from Belk to be at the stadium for a 1 oclock team meeting.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
Wow cam finds yet another way to disappoint those around him and even god himself.

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


wheez the roux posted:

what's the model? i need to add it to cars_that_kill_the_passenger_but_not_the_driver.txt for uhhhhhhh reasons.

Models you want to avoid after Leach leaves?

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