CYOA: You Have 001 Goblins

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Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

> HOLD THAT THOUGHT BABY
> TODAY WE GET HORDE #2
> FIND MAYOR, WOLFRIDER
> FIRST ONE TO JOIN US
> GETS TO LIVE

Oops, page snipe. Quoting the last update.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 14:54

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# ? May 12, 2024 10:08

Volmarias: Dec 31, 2002; EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

WANNA STEAL MY HEART?
Alternately, for the more horde inclined,
EVER HEAR OF BUKKAKE?

# ? Sep 4, 2019 15:09

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Only our leader does, I think.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 15:17

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

I lost track of every thread going on this town a bit, but I think there are several leaders floating about?

I love that this is still going though. With a burglar led group and some explosives I feel like the dwarf city heist is finally around the corner. Also we know reproportion, so we can hit that mouse auction too!

# ? Sep 4, 2019 16:09

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

What would we do with a mouse? We should buy a moose instead.

# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:02

RBA-Wintrow: Nov 4, 2009; Clapping Larry

The plural of goose is geese. Therefore we should buy some Meese!

# ? Oct 16, 2019 10:47

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

RBA-Wintrow posted:

The plural of goose is geese. Therefore we should buy some Meese!

What are we going to do with multiple moose?

# ? Oct 16, 2019 15:59

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

>search for meese

# ? Oct 25, 2019 12:28

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

> GENERATE PASSWORD KEY

# ? Oct 26, 2019 04:33

BoldFrankensteinMir: Jul 28, 2006

# ? Nov 11, 2019 04:53

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

>SKULL FOR SONG?

:black101:

E: >FREE STOCKED GOB

# ? Nov 11, 2019 04:59

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Aw man, we really have to go through another vote, huh. The :black101:

is the true gob way.

> GO OUTSIDE
> FIND TRASH MOBS
> FARM GEMS
> PAY RATSES
> FIND RING

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:39

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012

Boy, I could use a recap. I have no idea where we are at this point.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 06:59

vorebane: Feb 2, 2009; "I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters

We've been doing errands for this goblin town we're trying to take over, we've accepted a love god, and thrown away the hate god, if we can win this election, we'll have a second horde to work with.

e: also :woop:

goblin shenanigans

# ? Nov 11, 2019 08:21

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

> SET PROMISES: MOONSHOT
> SET ADS: NEGATIVE
> SET GOTV: AGGRESSIVE
> SET RATFUCKING: HIGH
> SET VOTING: FPTP
> SET VOTER FRAUD: HIGH
> RUN VOTE

I think those are all 22 or less.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 14:58

BoldFrankensteinMir: Jul 28, 2006

# ? Dec 11, 2019 06:32

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012

>ABOLISH DEMOCRACY

# ? Dec 11, 2019 06:54

TheGreatEvilKing: Mar 28, 2016

Build self monument

# ? Dec 11, 2019 06:57

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Ariong posted:

>ABOLISH DEMOCRACY

# ? Dec 11, 2019 07:12

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

Ariong posted:

>ABOLISH DEMOCRACY

nay,

>GERRYMANDER

# ? Dec 11, 2019 07:25

AnoHito: May 8, 2014

Ariong posted:

>ABOLISH DEMOCRACY

Don't be crass, there's precedent for this kind of thing

>DECLARE GOB EMERGENCY
>DELAY VOTE BY 999 DAYS
>IMPRISON OPPOSITION
>PURGE ENEMIES

# ? Dec 11, 2019 07:56

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

So are we playing CK2 now?

# ? Dec 11, 2019 08:15

Angry Diplomat: Nov 7, 2009; Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

>ESTABLISH THEOCRACY

# ? Dec 11, 2019 13:20

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

>medigob for all

# ? Dec 11, 2019 13:28

Volmarias: Dec 31, 2002; EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

> MOVE ON WITH HORDE

Like we care about the town, let's go ransacking

# ? Dec 11, 2019 14:49

jng2058: Jul 17, 2010; We have the tools, we have the talent!

>Consolidate Power
>Fortify New Kingdom
>Re-Organize Horde

# ? Dec 11, 2019 15:23

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Ariong posted:

>ABOLISH DEMOCRACY

Yas

Iron fist!

# ? Dec 11, 2019 15:32

Victis: Mar 26, 2008

Ariong posted:

>ABOLISH DEMOCRACY

# ? Dec 11, 2019 15:57

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

AnoHito posted:

Don't be crass, there's precedent for this kind of thing

>DECLARE GOB EMERGENCY
>DELAY VOTE BY 999 DAYS
>DRINK OPPOSITION
>DEVOUR ENEMIES

# ? Dec 11, 2019 16:46

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

AnoHito posted:

Don't be crass, there's precedent for this kind of thing

>DECLARE GOB EMERGENCY
>DELAY VOTE BY 999 DAYS
>IMPRISON OPPOSITION
>PURGE ENEMIES

Don't forget the most important part!

>FEAST ON ENEMIES
>DRINK THEIR BLOOD
>PROCREATE AND CELEBRATE

# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:18

TooMuchAbstraction: Oct 14, 2012; I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.; Fun Shoe

> STRATEGIC LAYER
> DEPLOY SPIES
> IDENTIFY WEAK ARMIES
> EXPAND GOBEMPIRE

# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:45

Scaly Haylie: Dec 25, 2004

>ORGY

# ? Dec 12, 2019 01:55

Alumnus Post: Dec 29, 2009; They are weird and troubling. We owe it to our neighbors to kill them.; Pillbug

> CAST AMBIENCE :ovr:

> 001: EQUIP MAYORS HAT :ovr:

> EAT, DRINK, BE MERRY :ovr:

> PROCREATE GRATUITOUSLY :ovr:

> MARK QUESTS COMPLETE :ovr:

Alumnus Post fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Dec 12, 2019

# ? Dec 12, 2019 16:16

Stephen9001: Oct 28, 2013

>ESTABLISH STABLE FOOD SUPPLY

I can have moments of... eccentricity and sometimes be quite curious about things. Please forgive me if I do something foolish or rude.

# ? Dec 12, 2019 16:44

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack