Addendum to 28 Internet acronyms every parent should know

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The Puppet Master: Apr 9, 2005; Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

MCHNY: Merry Christmas, Happy New Year or My Cock Has Never Yaked (I'm a virgin)

# ? Dec 14, 2014 00:43

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 3, 2024 21:38

Jellymouth: Jul 9, 2009; Fun Shoe

GBSFYADBYOB: Get back, Satan, for ye are defeated by Yoshua's own blood!

# ? Dec 14, 2014 01:19

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

GAY - Gay As Yelp

# ? Dec 14, 2014 01:20

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

CREAM: Concerted rights enforced as men, dollar dollar bill y'all

# ? Dec 14, 2014 02:07

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

FTT - Forsooth the Taint

# ? Dec 14, 2014 04:16

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

LGHAIC - Let's get high and insert catheters

# ? Dec 14, 2014 04:45

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

LPD - Lets g
Play Doom

# ? Dec 14, 2014 04:47

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

ASB - A St

bet\

max

# ? Dec 14, 2014 05:11

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

CNN = Cock and Nuts in Nutella.

DON'T KINKSHAME, MOM.

# ? Dec 14, 2014 05:35

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

gnarlyhotep posted:

ASB - A St

bet\

max

lmao

# ? Dec 14, 2014 06:47

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

qt2.71828 - quick time event

# ? Dec 14, 2014 07:34

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

B4C - Bowling For Columbine

# ? Dec 14, 2014 07:41

Puppy Doll: Dec 20, 2011; Hey everybody!

lmao - lets murder americas obama

# ? Dec 14, 2014 08:53

glowing-fish: Feb 18, 2013; Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!

Valeyard posted:

PMNA - Poz My Neg rear end

+M-A

A+: rear end positive

# ? Dec 14, 2014 09:50

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

URKK - You Are Kunta Kinte

# ? Dec 14, 2014 10:04

Rodatose: Jul 8, 2008; corn, corn, corn

UBS - Unsupervised Bebop Sesh (or Session). Example: "meet derik and me 4 a UBS behind the CVS @ 9"

IAUBIHMSC - I Am Uncut, But I Had My Son Circumsized

Rodatose fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Dec 14, 2014

# ? Dec 14, 2014 10:58

girth brooks part 2: Sep 6, 2011; Bush did 911; Fun Shoe

AJIOOH-Alex Jones Is Our Only Hope

HWCJG- Hanging With Cool Jazz Guys

CH&R4ST- Completely Hairless And Ready For Swim Team

# ? Dec 14, 2014 11:10

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

F - Payin' Respects

# ? Dec 14, 2014 11:48

Lote: Aug 5, 2001; Place your bets

BBBBBB - Buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

# ? Dec 14, 2014 12:14

BLARGHLE: Oct 2, 2013; But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.; Yams Fan

NP;JF- Not pregnant; just fat

# ? Dec 14, 2014 19:06

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

NF;JP - Not fat; just pregnant

# ? Dec 14, 2014 19:42

glowing-fish: Feb 18, 2013; Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!

F&P

Fat and Pregnant

P4GB

Pregnant for Goku's Baby

# ? Dec 14, 2014 20:07

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

HIASALNIDKMLWGTBSTIBAWSIHJOTPDYPNTSOYD?

Hey I Am Sorry About Last Night I Didn't Know My Load Was Going To Be So Thick It's Been A While Since I Have Jacked Off To Porn Did Your Parents Notice The Spooge On Your Dress?

The most Dangerous of All Acronyms

# ? Dec 14, 2014 20:56

naem: May 29, 2011

AYTOSWGIHSWAMBJBIBUSMSAIWTB

are you that one skinny weird girl I had sex with against my better judgement because I believe you stole my sunglasses and I want them back

# ? Dec 14, 2014 21:57

glowing-fish: Feb 18, 2013; Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!

naem posted:

AYTOSWGIHSWAMBJBIBUSMSAIWTB

are you that one skinny weird girl I had sex with against my better judgement because I believe you stole my sunglasses and I want them back

1000XY,BYCHT

(A thousand times yes, but you can't have them)

# ? Dec 14, 2014 22:51

NFX: Jun 2, 2008; Fun Shoe

HTTP - Having a Teen Tokin' Party
SSL - Send me Sexy Language
MITM - Men Into Titties, Masturbating

# ? Dec 14, 2014 23:26

Zodijackylite: Oct 18, 2005; hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

306 - A bog
NOPE - No orgy, parents entered
12 - Oral sex
DOPE - Drugs, often performance enhancing
10 - Ten o'clock
MMA30646 - Meet me at the bog for sex
YLWD - Yorba Linda water district
306802.11B - A second-generation network of bogs
ZOG - A racist bog
306@YLWD.COM - A bog at the Yorba Linda Water District

# ? Dec 14, 2014 23:59

slowfreq: Dec 14, 2014

LEICFA - let's engage in christian-friendly activities

# ? Dec 15, 2014 00:27

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:34

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

OB# - Oh Barfoid *insert number here*

# ? Dec 15, 2014 05:38

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

IKYGS,IYDYBIH - I Know You Got Soul, If You Didn't You Wouldn't Be In Here

# ? Dec 15, 2014 05:42

Supercondescending: Jul 4, 2007; ok frankies now lets get in formation

Lowtax posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/08/living/internet-acronyms-every-parent-should-know/index.html?iref=allsearch

WTNB - Where's the nearest Bog?
MU@B - Meet You at the Bog
SBLFF - Sup Babe, Lets gently caress Frogs
W2HSODL - Want to Have Sex Or Do Laundry?
IFURN - I'm loving You Right Now
IFUIAB - I'm loving You In a Bog
S4ACIURI - Sorry For All the Cum In Your Eye
IUCRTTIWEC - If You Can Read This Then It Wasn't Enough Cum
TWCIB,SH - Touched Witch's Cauldron In Bog, Send Help
MSB - Mom Suspects Bog
WJSF - Watching Jack Scalia Film
POTSTLUCA - Put On the Sunglasses, They Let You See Aliens

stfu

# ? Dec 15, 2014 06:56

AriadneThread: Feb 17, 2011; The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.

it always makes me unreasonably pleased to see a 'they live' reference

IAMMUPTSATLR?

# ? Dec 15, 2014 09:30

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Kid Rock look alike is wanting my bananas

KRLAIWMB

# ? Dec 15, 2014 15:52

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

GAY - GAY

# ? Dec 15, 2014 17:18

Barnaby Rudge: Jan 15, 2011; so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey; Soiled Meat

JPAMH:- Jenkem Party At My House
BYOPJ:- Bring Your Own Prune Juice
LGGDH:- Let's Get Gay, Do heroin.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 17:33

milkingmycow: Mar 28, 2008; by Cyrano4747

NEIN - Nine Eleven In Nantucket
POOR - People Outside Obviously Retarded
LICK - Let's Imagine Cancer Kites

# ? Dec 15, 2014 18:13

BIRDCON 2017: May 31, 2011

CNMSA/CISF - Committing Non-Marital Sex Acts in a Church I Set on Fire
>MSUGARPIX,IWMTC - Send Me Pictures of Your Naked Body or I Will Murder This Cat
<3MURP4YUMYUMS! - I Would Love to Meet Your Parents for Brunch!

# ? Dec 15, 2014 18:19

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

GDILTCTFFA - God drat it Low Tax Changed the Forums Font Again

# ? Dec 15, 2014 19:25

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George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

BLTTLP - Bring Lemonade to the lemon party

# ? Dec 15, 2014 19:30

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