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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
FAGHG--- hosed a Gay Homeless Guy

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
HWA - Haven't We All

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
BRB- Brought Rohypnol, Babe

<3 - Less than 3"

STFU- Surfing Tumblr for Furries, You?

:P- Mission: Penis

FOMPB- loving On My Parents' Bed

TIEO- Taking In Every Orifice

SMH- Sucking Major Hemorrhoids

FMBT- loving My Boyfriend Tonight (gay only)

ORZ- (image of a man bending over to receive anal)

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
DEFPOTEC - The 20/20 line on an eye chart

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
JFP - Just Fuckin Party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_MStm5udrE

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

FEAR - For Each A Road
FEAR - For Everyman A Religion
FEAR - Find Everybody And Rule
FEAR - gently caress Everything And Rumble
FEAR - Forget Everything And Remember
FEAR - For Everything A Reason
FEAR - Forgive Everybody And Remember
FEAR - Finding Eternity Arouses Reactions
FEAR - Freeing Excellence Affects Reality
FEAR - Fallen Empires Are Ruling
FEAR - Find Earth And Reap
FEAR - Fantastic Expectations, Amazing Revelations
FEAR - Final Execution And Resurrection
FEAR - Free Expression As Revolution
FEAR - Finding Everything And Realizing

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
8)- smiling because of 8" dick.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
ASL- Adolf ShitLer

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
IPALBALIST- i post a lot but almost never in stickied threads

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
TTA- Twerk Team Activate
GHITB- Got Herpes in the Bog

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?
DHSBHHW - Don't have sex in bog, hobo hiding and watching
OKHSBGLHHW - Okay to have sex in bog, good looking hobo hiding and watching

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
CUM - Cum Under Mattress

CAM - Cum Above Mattress

DAM - Done Anal Mom

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
WHYFTFYL - Why Haven't You Fixed The Forums Yet Lowtax

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
HTFMT- hows the family mr 'tax

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
ATSAIPFTC- All the Statues are in Place for the Ceremony

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
GTNFTBD - Got This Number from the Bathroom Door

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
MFOT - Mouth Full of Tarantula's

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
P- poopin

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
POOP - Parents Orgasming Onto Police

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
CUCAB- coughing up cum and blood

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



IHNSATHAD - I Have Never Seen A Truly Huge Asian Dick

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
LMCJ - Lost My Cum Jeans
HCYDWYHL2S - How Can You Dream When You Haven't Learned To Sleep
DOD - Dads On Deck
ATLCIBAL - All The Lottery Cards I Buy Are Losers ;(
HACC - Horny As Cactus Candy
CATP - Cats Ate The Payaya
FS1CJ - Found Someone's Cum Jeans
TP - Turtle Person
TURDBOYS - The Upturned Rutabagas Don't Belong On Your Settlement
F2TRFAT - Found Two Trannies, Ready For rear end Tar
FAGS - Found A Giant Snake

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
IKKF- I Know Kung Fu

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
YCTTOOTBBYCTTBOOTT - You Can Take The Teenager Out Of The Bog, But You Can't Take The Bog Out Of The Teenager

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

RFTC- Running From The Cops

ex: Can't take the garbage out right now mom RFTC lol

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

CFMK - can't find my keyboard

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
HSAGDSKI!!

HOLY poo poo A GODDAMN SPIDER! KILL IT!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

LPTWM: Lost Phone, Texting With my Mind

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
A - rear end sex
B - butt sex
C - oval office sex
D - dick sex
E - erotic sex
F - loving sex
G - gay sex
H - hot sex
I - I am having sex
J - jacking off is basically sex, right?
K - ku klux klan sex
L - lesbian sex
M - masturbation is basically sex, right? why are you guys all laughing at me?
N - pineapple
O - orgy
P - public sex
Q - queer sex
R - road rage, leading to sex
S - sex party
T - titty sex
U - you are having sex
V - vagina sex
W - weird sex
X - i want to buy some hash from you
Y - Henny Youngman sex
Z - Warren Zevon taped it when he had sex with groupies

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014
FAB - loving A Bogart

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
HMPDHHMMYKT- how many ppl did hip hop music make u kill today

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin
PMNH - pos my neg hole

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
CDOD : Chowin' Down On Dick

moolchaba
Jul 21, 2007
KKK- I agreed with you 3 times, rear end in a top hat

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
ILP- I Like Pizza

ShitheadDeluxe
May 14, 2007
WPOABYCHPA - When Pizza's On A Bagel You Can Have Pizza Anytime.

RevolverReach
Nov 21, 2014
LRIH - Lowtax is hitler

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME
NBNH - No Bogs Near Here
FA?- Fens Acceptable?

GOATSE - Go Online And Type (into) Search Engine

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
phsimt - pubic hair stuck in my teeth

csf - can't stop farting

mpfs - murdering puppies for satan

dulacsoms - did u leave a cum stain on my sofa

fmmwf - fill my mouth w/ feces

cbusgt - condom broke u shuld get tested

sfooaddaeai - sucking farts out of a dead dog's rear end in a top hat (everything about it)

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
PG:S - Pimp Game: Strong

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