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people will walk up to you when you wera the sid shirt "woah hahhah i love che too, i dont remember him saying grown rear end man tho?"

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Machai

Lil Cunty


congrats iamhe!


ty crap

ty landy

Dexters Secret

oh poo poo i completely forgot about this. i was gonna do the animation in pokemon the cartoon where ash turns his hat back before he throws a pokeball but i was gonna replace it with the weed rear end hat

however it turns out i've been extremely busy with intense gaming this weekend. sorry to disappoint

SIDS Vicious



how big can this be blown up and if you can make this pretty big for me can i use it to print a poster

bird.

<Deadly Boss Mods> Your attempt at getting out of bed ended after 48 minutes and 37 seconds. You have made 7 attempts on this difficulty.
You Receive Loot: [Weed rear end Hat]

Matoi Ryuko


BrownianMotion posted:

<Deadly Boss Mods> Your attempt at getting out of bed ended after 48 minutes and 37 seconds. You have made 7 attempts on this difficulty.
You Receive Loot: [Weed rear end Hat]

Where have you been?! We were looking all over for you!!

bird.

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Where have you been?! We were looking all over for you!!

should be obvious that i was in bed!

bwatts

get your av with the times dude.

bwatts

also those who dont win hats in this thread but make posts about it should at least get a hat for their av or something..

FluffieDuckie

hi brownian :wave:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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friendly craig posted:

also those who dont win hats in this thread but make posts about it should at least get a hat for their av or something..

the pic in the op is hard to put on things..

can we get a a good side and front view of the hat classicist

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

friendly craig posted:

also those who dont win hats in this thread but make posts about it should at least get a hat for their av or something..

weed rear end gang tag?

ron color
no need to have it complicated, :weedass: in the title

Elusif

Iggy Koopa posted:

byob is full of autists

bwatts

good own, gbs guy.

SIDS Vicious


please do not alter my words to insult my friends Thank you

posting smiling
the contest is heating up. today's 2 winners have a way with words, and their posts made me smile. they will be pleased to know that the hat doubles as an honorary degree in fine art from humboldt university :eng101:










:rznv:
:rznv:
:rznv:











no they will not

no they will not posted:

VILLAGER: please help us stranger... our village is tormented year after year by the angry spirits of the volcano. The last eruption took out most of our huts and over half of our children... we live in a constant fear of this bastard volcano. We dont have the technology to stop it... You must help us. tge opening is very small but we have nothing to cover it with. Even a simple baseball cap would help us

ME : Wait... I might just be able to help you!! Hang on [starts rummaging around in rucksack for a bit before suddenly stopping, grinning, and slowly removing extended middle finger]

and windmillslayer

WindmillSlayer posted:

It's theater. Christian theater. I, wms, am huckleburry finn. Beside me stands Jim, in full blackface. Cocao powder face, to be specific. The scene begins, it goes well. My two page monolouge detailing the first 50 pages of Huck's story goes by without a hitch. Jim's cocao powder is only slightly melting from pallid face.

PICK [weed rear end[_]] [no weed rear end[x]]

no weed rear end:
Next scene. Ive been dreading this. The curtain behind me falls shut as jim and I move upstage. I can hear set crew moving behind the scenes. I move to stage left, Jim follows Their lies a pink dress.

I put it on. Monologuing as to why. The Audience laughs, and I, inwardly, curse the gods.

The scene goes without a hitch.

The play continues.

PICK [weed rear end[_]] [no weed rear end[x]]

The next scene. Not eager to do something I know will be emotionally traumatizing, I end my large speech with a simple quick phrase. "hey bitches. lets kick this up."

I pull my lapel mic off and throw it into the audience to my good friend, and audio specialist, Classicist. He plugs the IN into his phone. Que the EDM.

On with the weed rear end.

The hat is on my head. Center stage I throw aloft two middle fingers. My fellow actors, wearing the other nineteen hats follow suit.

Grandmas cry.

Grandpas hustle from the room, slowly, their hearing aids barely functioning as the blaring music of ratatat playing.

I am a god.

We begin to dance.

We dance, and we don't care about society, religion, or all that will hold us down.

SIDS Vicious


congratulations g0m and windy you both wrote incredible entries

Lil Cunty


congrats to both winners! i will pm you tomorrow to arrange shipping


ty crap

ty landy

playground tough
gratz!

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


cities posted:

good thread

byod, i would like to serenade you

Sonnet 024

by: Edmund "go hard" Spencer

If I loved you this pastel April morn
Would you care? No – a shameful awful fear
Parts us. My high, the only love I've sworn,
You elude me without some dope headgear.
Recall how, sweet cannabis, we’d depart
From this hell; avocado shadows fell
Upon my addled soul, painting my heart
A divine astral swell (And all was well.)
No longer! Melancholy has prevailed,
Outside the haze this f-d gay earth will kill
The last remnants of my vibe. I've failed,
My love, I’m trash, been owned and lost my chill….
How real the world! How life grows pale and flat
As I lament the absent weed rear end hat.

Matoi Ryuko


WindmillSlayer

Classicist posted:

the contest is heating up. today's 2 winners have a way with words, and their posts made me smile. they will be pleased to know that the hat doubles as an honorary degree in fine art from humboldt university :eng101:










:rznv:
:rznv:
:rznv:











no they will not


and windmillslayer

hell yeah!!

thanks Classicist and wd!


Peanut Butler



today... it is the day.... of the offering...
from the sea arises a beast of unknowable anatomy whose presence in this world reminds us mortals that nature cares not for our little lives
it cares not for our dramas, our stories, the meaning with which we infuse and enrich the day
nature hungers
the beast, ever truthful, stands astride the city as a man stands astride a chicken coop, and looks for a choice human pullet, rich in thigh meat
his gaze scans the fearful crowd, the 'offered', myself among them
in a fearful moment, the godlike creature locks his gaze to mine:

an eternity hangs in the air as it makes a choice... it rumbles closer... my breath catches in my throat, viscous like honey.... then it sees......... the hat
frowning, it bellows in a tone more felt than heard: 'MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE' - and with a swift action, a nearby callipygian stockbroker is swept up and swallowed, barely a scream escaping the cavernous mix-a-maw
the beast nods slowly, chewing, then turns, leaves, grants us another week of respite

grisly fortune upon me, I doff my cap and look at the embroidery upon it 'there has been blood spilled today', I say solemnly, 'but not mine.'
I remove the hasty plaster of black electric tape spatched onto the letter 'D'
'thank you, hat' - back upon my head it goes - 'thank you'

dogcrash truther

hgaha

the bsd boys
Probation
Can't post for 385 days!
Hats

bwatts

is this humboldt thing real? i could do with a fine arts degree

yeah actually they will

Classicist posted:

the contest is heating up. today's 2 winners have a way with words, and their posts made me smile. they will be pleased to know that the hat doubles as an honorary degree in fine art from humboldt university :eng101:










:rznv:
:rznv:
:rznv:











no they will not


and windmillslayer

cheers.

bird.

Guy: "holy poo poo check out that girl over there!"
Me: "weed rear end hat!"
Guy: "uhh what?"
Me: "sorry my mind was thinking about something else i meant to say 'what an rear end'"

bird. fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Dec 16, 2014

posting smiling
these three posters used pictures to paint us a picture of why they deserved a hat, and i for one can't picture them without one!















it's















cumt

Cumt posted:

i would like the hat


                                    future cumt: yeah, it's good
                                         

salmiakki

Salmiakki posted:

ah, the weed rear end hat. how i wanted it so. unfortunately, instead of getting one, i decided to make my own



that looks better than i expected!



okay well maybe itll be better when i actually put it on



oh




oh no



how humiliating. if i actually had the weed rear end cap i would be the talk of the town, instead of a fuckup mayor with a knockoff version of it on top of my head.

machai

Machai posted:

I am known for my spider-man avatars and spider-man dated and was married to a woman named Mary Jane, a slang term for weed. This was clearly a metaphor for the writer's own weed habit. When they broke up it was when the writer finally stopped smoking weed, probably only to save some other love of his life (was his wife threatening to leave him?), as spider-man and mary jane literally made a deal with the devil to give up their love in exchange for Aunt May's life.

Thgus I clearly am supposed to get a weed rear end hat. Also this:


posting smiling

friendly craig posted:

is this humboldt thing real? i could do with a fine arts degree

a degree is just a piece of paper. what's real is not needing university credentials to tell me you're a good friend.

Salmiakki


Classicist posted:

these three posters used pictures to paint us a picture of why they deserved a hat, and i for one can't picture them without one!















it's















cumt


salmiakki


machai

wooo! thank you :nsacloud:

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Machai

loving sweet

treasure bear

Classicist posted:

cumt
salmiakki
machai

thank-you classicist and wd-40, i will treasure it always

bwatts

i've never been good at writing, or jokes. i think we all know that by now. so instead of trying to write jokes, i thought id make a series of videos to showcase life w/out the hat. just some of the stuff i've gone through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcIKTEfv4T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJCNhlvHijc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg67o4OC5dE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCcS5v4SfbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8-MEoHd8As
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e7dG1hPjWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16dqqSz6zwA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDnGtkr9fG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVjjqjMYlxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0a0dACxxfk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CiOHLhmrHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VDXSJuuviQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5iwkjM7BE8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D14SRdCwHjY

WindmillSlayer


beer pal


lol

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

tao of lmao

give bwatts a hat please

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Machai

Now take the videos and edit in a hat brim to the top. That is what life would be like with a weed rear end hat

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