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SIDS Vicious


could someone please lend me an egg, i wish to make burgers for dinner but i unfortunately have no eggs, i only need one so if someone can lend me an egg that would be fantastic. alternately is it possible to make burgers with no egg in the mix, and if so what would i use to replace the egg, would i just use my other regular wet ingredients? do you think my neighbor would lend me an egg, if i asked politely? i see neighbors helping each other on the television a lot, but i have yet to actually borrow anything from my neighbor before

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i bet your neighbor would lend you an egg if you ask nicely

you could skip it if you want though

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that's just my eggspert opinion though

SIDS Vicious


ouch

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Kazvall

Got some worchestershire sauce? Dice onions up and put them in the burger meat.

Slush Garbo

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get a chicken

lotsa people got 'em now


feed 'em bugs tho' not grain


i eaten bugchicken eggs there good

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i know i know poor bugs but the impact of corn ag on the enviroment yadda ydda

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



roll the beef tight along the grain and wrap it tight in clingfilm and refrigerate it, then you dont need bread or egg to bind it

SIDS Vicious


A LOVELY LAD posted:

roll the beef tight along the grain and wrap it tight in clingfilm and refrigerate it, then you dont need bread or egg to bind it

what does the first bit of this sentence mean

wow that was an old sig lol
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Slush Garbo

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honestly a little bit of oatmeal and the wet ingredients would work, gluten binds

Slush Garbo

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guessing here but probably no more than a half cup for a lb.

Yo, imma blob

have you any wool
make like a duck and use bread crumbs.

SIDS Vicious


i use bread crumbs instead of oatmeal is that gonna be fine, and i always chop onions in it, my mom taught me that

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chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)

Yo, imma blob

have you any wool
oats dont have gluten..... fwiw.......

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A LOVELY LAD posted:

roll the beef tight along the grain and wrap it tight in clingfilm and refrigerate it, then you dont need bread or egg to bind it

oh holy poo poo welcome back to free world homes, get some steak and shrimp

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


My parakeet laid some eggs, but if you try to take them she(understandably) gets all upset. We have ordered fake eggs for her to sit on so she will stop laying eggs, but we will also not get any unwanted chicks. You can have the parakeet eggs when the fake ones arrive in the mail.

i am he

why do you need eggs for burgers

SIDS Vicious


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

My parakeet laid some eggs, but if you try to take them she(understandably) gets all upset. We have ordered fake eggs for her to sit on so she will stop laying eggs, but we will also not get any unwanted chicks. You can have the parakeet eggs when the fake ones arrive in the mail.

i would say thank you and that i cant wait but enough people have my address here that i would be scared i might really get some unfertilized parakeet eggsl

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fuck. marry. t-rex

You make burger patties with egg? It isn't meatloaf

SIDS Vicious


i am he posted:

why do you need eggs for burgers

eggs are part of my burger recipe is why idk i just have always used eggs

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


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Iggy Koopa posted:

i would say thank you and that i cant wait but enough people have my address here that i would be scared i might really get some unfertilized parakeet eggsl

They're quite small, so I figure you'd need several of them to equal one chicken's egg

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Yo, imma blob posted:

oats dont have gluten..... fwiw.......

oh cool, i thought it was gluten that made 'em gluey



i've heard of it in meatloaf for same purpose

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Prodigal T-REX posted:

You make burger patties with egg? It isn't meatloaf

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

My parakeet laid some eggs, but if you try to take them she(understandably) gets all upset. We have ordered fake eggs for her to sit on so she will stop laying eggs, but we will also not get any unwanted chicks. You can have the parakeet eggs when the fake ones arrive in the mail.

that poor parakeet is going to sit on the fake eggs forever and wonder why they're not hatching. she's going to think she's doing something wrong and it will really gently caress with her emotionally.

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Things you need for a burger pattie: beef

Optional: salt & pepper

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Prodigal T-REX posted:

Things you need for a burger pattie: beef

Optional: salt & pepper

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Prodigal T-REX posted:

You make burger patties with egg? It isn't meatloaf

beef salt pepper charcoal carcinogens are my recipe but i wouldnt question Chef

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


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Awesome! posted:

that poor parakeet is going to sit on the fake eggs forever and wonder why they're not hatching. she's going to think she's doing something wrong and it will really gently caress with her emotionally.

it is god's punishment for being able to fly

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FLUFFERNUTTER
sometimes i like garlic with my burgs


thanks Manifisto!

SIDS Vicious


everyone who i have ever made a burger for has really enjoyed it so im gonna keep putting eggs in them unless they end up just as good today without in which case i will concede to you all

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Scaly Haylie

eggy koopa.

Scaly Haylie

EGGY KOOPA.

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egg in burgs is optional. for me, skip the one in the meat and put a fried one on top

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


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The egg is used as a binder in meat loaf and I see nothing wrong with it being in a hamburger patty even though it is probably unnecessary

Scaly Haylie

byob is nothing if not unnecessary.

Devil Bird Thing

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I don't think mixing in egg is weird. In fact, here's what I put in the meat (appx 3lbs) when I'mma makin' dem burgs:

  • 2 eggs
  • 2 handfuls of crushed crackers (Ritz, not cheap-rear end saltines)
  • a LOT of Worcestershire sauce
  • garlic
  • onion powder
  • salt
  • pepper

Mix all that up and then fry them shits up. It is SO GOOD.

SIDS Vicious


while i cant reveal everything i put in my burgers as it is currently illegal to post family recipes, would anyone want a video of me making some burgers tonight?

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e:^^^yes pls

what would this thread be like in gbs


burger factions

burger war

burger flames

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fuck. marry. t-rex

Fried burgers? Wtf

This thread is sickening.

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