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froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

oh my godddddddddd

Peter Meadows drops in the #hackerspaces channel (freenode) every so often to ask for guidance in using parliamentary procedure to hijack spaces, or splitting off a new space, etc

He's either an under socialized narcissist or a full spectrum spergior, either way he is often told to shut up and die by core personnel who are otherwise excessively thoughtful and friendly people.

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froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

A pro click.

BONGHITZ posted:

what is aatrek related material?

See reference.

--
Peter Meadows continues to creep on people all over the world, while insisting on using his own name. Not the sharpest tack.

I've started using Noisebridge as a reference point for our hackerspace: Things Not To Do.

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

SpaceAceJase posted:

I'd rather be reading about soldering iron tips being shat on, than pedo politics

work with what you're given



they're really upset about this unfair picture, the GQ version is apparently "altered", that is, they photoshopped him to look like an unkempt, unsmiling, heavy lidded ape.

without glasses

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
lurking #noisebridge has just paid its first dividend

quote:

<dashes> ohai guys
<dashes> I would like to let you know an intergalatic comittie granted me diplomatic immunity in this area of temporal coordinates known as the milkway
**foreshadowing intensifies**

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

quote:

“Our first fundraising effort was a massive success and we were able to dispose of nearly half of the discarded oily rags, stored in the back of the space by the previous tenant, in an environmentally conscious way,” Walters added, “The other rags, we used to help insulate some of the exposed copper wiring that had its insulation chewed away by the rats.”

emphasis mine

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
someone poo poo on the elevator relays

No seriously, someone please hack the elevator with some giant axe blades and maybe a tarantula or five

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
My other avatar is also a hypersexual Pokémon

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
i love my fat gay IDE drive

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
https://stupidhackathon.github.io
wasn't a joke. why isn't it a joke?

quote:

This is an independently organized event, hosted with the support of the Noisebridge community. Please feel free to contact us at stupidhackathon@mit.edu with any questions or comments.
organized by someone with a MIT email address, hosted by noisebridge. there will probably be no dissonance or corruption of vision whatsoever.

quote:

Noisebridge's anti-harassment policy will, of course, be in full effect for the duration of the hackathon. Noisebridge's community standards also provide useful guidelines one would do well to mind. Be excellent to each other.
This will, of course, be extremely effective. Someone poo poo on the community standards

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
its great to reminisce about our wonderful years in school (truly the best years of our lives!) but can we please get back to ridiculing the dogshit insane noisebridge

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

and none of them work :haw:
owned in eternium

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

hackers sure, but Anonymous is 99% 4chan ~edgy teens~ and 1% edgy nerds who never grew up and supply the edgy teens with tools.

former ~edgy teen~ reporting in, I still wear leather jackets and sunglasses at night
so I can so I can see the light that's right before my eyes

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

BobHoward posted:

oh good maybe the insufferable 'maker' movement will finally figure out 3d printing isn't going to revolutionize everything in every way poss-

prometheus • 3 hours ago
Not surprising. When you get bought out by a giant, patent hoarding 'industry leader' and start making your product less open source, you will lose the makers. 3D printing is open source, and not expensive. Making it expensive by buying the name will not work anymore. The beginning of the end for the monopolizing giants. I am sorry for makerbot, but not from right now. From a few years ago when they sold out.

oh. oh well

I used to keep in touch with one of the guys who helped found Makerbot. He happily sold out and moved on to his next project. I'm not aware of any innovations makerbot has made in the last few years (multi head? switched feeds?) so w/e RIP

Also last night I went to a startup/entrepreneur meat&greet, talked to a marketer/sales wannabe engineer/coder was super enthused about 3d printing, he just bought his first one, this is *the future* like the *internet* when it first started!

so I found a prototype specialist and dragged him over to help me piss all over the marketer's dreams with facts. a good night.

EDIT: seriously goddamn people if you want to "recycle" then machine aluminum, you can melt and cast ingots in your back yard ffs. marketer refused to believe this. ~*the future*~ goddamn I hate nerds

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

fritz posted:

keep linux weird, indeed



some good kum post iit

can you weird fuckers please just take your personal beef to PM or its own E/N thread?

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
(in regal tones, waving scepter pompously) someone poo poo on the hungarians

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
I'm guessing that Noisebridge gets bailed out by the Dedicated Members canvassing SFC nerds who are making six figures. I'm surprised none of them have showed up and said "can we please lock out the homeless people, in exchange for money" so they can accumulate decent tools and have a decent space.

seems like the vocal minority is all for unfettered bullshit.

--

I'm trying to kick my local hackerspace into gear: they've an organization in place that has been around three years, already have 501c3 (which is the hardest thing for engineer-ish people to get done, usually) and yet still doesn't have a physical space, or even regular board meetings (as mandated by IRS rules). It's also headed up by art graduates who want to jam LEDs into stuff.

in a way it's a lot like noisebridge, but with less human poo poo and fewer wealthy locals to beg from.

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
Stupid poo poo No One Needs & Terrible Ideas Hackathon

did we already go over how suspiciously transparent this is?

project: TMI machine. Tweets whenever someone sits on toilet https://twitter.com/tmimachine. apparently the longest anyone has ever sat has been 21 seconds, and the toilet has been used less than a dozen times. either that or someone thought their privacy was being violated and shat all over the machine. which is more likely d'ya think?

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
Unrelated.. I dropped by NYC resistor tonight, they gave me some free stuff and let me build a thing (an actively cooled smoking pipe :snoop:)

They are v cool people. Their power structure is "every paying member is a board member" and it doesn't go to poo poo because new members must be unanimously approved.

Unlike noise bridge they have actual useful tools and don't even lock their member storage cabinets.

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

The Ghost Writer posted:

Is this kind of 'may the most autistic/obsessive win' a feature, not a bug? Because it seems as though they don't actually deal with such situations (not that it doesn't happen, more that everyone just sort of looks the other way on it when it does)

See also: Wikipedia.

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
I went to NYC resistor again and they were supes cool.

One of them helpfully pointed out the thing I made looked like a pipe bomb and help me make it look like Not That.

Also a cute girl gave me her number.

Their secret: to become a member, a quorum of members must unanimously approve of the person.

Roughly eight non members and yours truly outnumbered members rather steeply, yet none of us poo poo on anything. I know it seems far fetched but this really happened.

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

BONGHITZ posted:

what kind of world is it where a man cannot carry around a pipe bomb.

Bill de blasios america, friend. Signs everywhere urging you to suspect your neighbor of terrorism.. announcements on Subways.. random bag searches.. fun city but loving paranoid & expensive

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

quote:

@the_deange: TIL the CDC considers SF to be the most susceptible city to an epidemic because of the large amounts of feces on the streets.

Huh.

quote:

@flensomatic: @hotdogsladies @the_deange a recurring issue on the @noisebridge mail list is that people poo poo on: floors, desks, soldering irons..

quote:

@noisebridge: @flensomatic @hotdogsladies @the_deange It's because we know how to throw a good party. Don't hate it till you've DIYed it.
U kno its a good party when folks be shittin all over da lab..

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
I predict that the rented room is occupied by activists who refuse to leave the room and actively disrupt the QA.

Also, human feces.

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
http://www.wired.com/2012/09/google-fiber-digital-divide/
google requires neighborhoods to sign up households if they want "Google Fiber" (surely they could've thought of a more distinct name?)

in a huge surprise stunning absolutely everyone involved, poor neighborhoods are left behind

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

Hesh Ballantine posted:

there is one near me, I thought about going to their open house and that it might be a good chance to network, but now im scared it might actually just be a squat for drifters and the mentally ill

i think the homeless is a problem unique to noisebridge because of their san frisco political ideals of ALL BEINGS SHALL BE EQUAL and I DARE NOT JUDGE THE LEAST OF US. the spaces i've been to in ny & pa are about providing a workspace to peeps who don't have a garage/basement to paint their warhams in. but then, this is the east coast, we're all catholic, ruthless, and are proud of our ability to ignore the homeless.

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

Cocoa Crispies posted:

"tech shop" is the one where you have to learn to use a piece of equipment first and the stuff mostly works and isn't covered with human feces (or at least more than everything else in SF) right?

Every space has insurance that requires classes of some kind before using anything that grinds, cuts, or burns. Tech Shops allegedly have people who will help you make your dreams come true, whatever that is. It's like retail for workspaces.

Spaces usually charge a monthly fee for access. Tech Shops are about 150/mo. Most spaces tend to be 20-50/mo. This is a pretty good barrier to crazy people. Despite this, conspiracy theorists & perpetual energy morons still show up sometimes :bahgawd:

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

Heresiarch posted:

can a woman goon confirm/deny that "hovering" is a skill women develop



i just found myself deliberately avoiding the adjective "female" because it reminds me so badly of... well, noisebridge sort of people and how they talk

i am a man and I hover. the best part of asian toilets is that the hovering is built in, and the positioning does wonders for your poop muscles.

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
you're implying that knives & guns are for boys, bags & purses are for girls, and nary the two shall meet.
he's implying that you should be ritually & publically flayed for saying this, and I agree.

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
myself and everyone else reading this thread care deeply about this and pray only that you would expound further on this bon mot

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
the kind of nerds that give the rest of us a bad name

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

Sniep posted:

all i know is that a paleo vs. a vegan would kick the vegans rear end on celebrity deathmatch on MTV brought to you by carl's jr.

u have my sword

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

Dessert Rose posted:

this sounds like a fantastic opportunity to infiltrate their slack, please do the needful

yes please do

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
Did we talk about Maria?

quote:

Hi there all. This is mostly a re-account of what happened from my
perspective.
..

Yesterday around 11:45-ish I got messages requesting if I could swing by
Noisebridge and give a hand in helping folks with a dispute. Once I
responded to the message it had turned a bit ugly at that point. There were
reports of Maria verbally assaulting people in the space, which is a
violation of our anti-harassment policy. The report continued on that the
folks in the space asked Maria to please leave and return once she's
scheduled mediation, and that she wasn't doing so.

So I walked over to Noisebridge with the goal of deescalation, mostly not
caring what had happened prior to my arrival. I got in, had a quick chat
with the folks pinging others online about the situation (whom were quite
honestly hiding on the other side of the Hackatorium and looking
justifiably spooked), then walked over to Maira to have a chat. The first
thing she said after I greeted her was something to the extent of, "I'm
happy to see you, I have so much to tell you" in a really cheerful manor
which was rather odd, so I asked her if she knew what my name was, and she
didn't.

I informed her that a few folks in the space presently have stated that
she's been verbally abusing them and that I wanted to come by and check on
how the place was doing and make sure everyone felt ok. At this point any
cheerfulness she had disappeared and her tone became very agro. She started
to complain about how the others in the space were mistreating the Juki
sewing machine.
I offered to her that's fine and all and no one should be
mistreating machines in the space, but it's not ok for her to verbally
assault them over it. She became more upset, and started to angerly yell at
me about how the others in the space have lied and that they are "bitches"
and that she's done nothing wrong. I asked her to calm down and I'm only
here help the situation, she became even more upset and started to flail
her arms around.

I asked her to please politely respect my wishes by packing
up whatever she's working on and leaving for the day, that if she wanted to
return to Noisebridge to please schedule a time with the mediation group so
a 3rd party could help resolve the situation, and hopefully by that time
she would be more cheerful and ready to talk positively. She then yelled at
me that she had been trying to get a hold of me to talk for the last few
weeks but since she doesn't have email she can't do that. This again was an
odd thing to hear because she doesn't know me, or knew what my name was
prior to today. I offered up for her to return on a Tuesday night since
there will be people here during that time that can help with the situation
and wouldn't require emailing and scheduling on her part.

This was the point where she...

1. Raised her voice even higher at me.
2. Stated that if this if the case she'll just leave and never come back
again.
3. Plugged up her ears with her fingers.
4. Started to scream that she wasn't listening to me anymore.

After a bit more of trying to talk with her, I finally decided it was time
to make her options clear to her. I loudly state that she needed to leave
the building in 15 minutes, otherwise I'll be forced to call the police to
come by, and no one wants that. She unplugged her ears, said yelled that
she needed at least an hour, then went back to sewing whatever she was
working on previously without getting up or cleaning up. I reiterated the
15 minutes part, which riled her up to start yelling and plugging up her
ears again, which prompted me to get up and leave her area.

I walked over to where others in the space were hanging out, asked them to
get on Slack and start pinging to see if any one else could come by to
assist in making it clear to her she's not welcome right now. Community in
numbers and all that.

So for what it's worth the "calling the police" bit was very much an empty
threat on my part and I had no intentions of having the police get
involved. That was all until all of us in the space heard her loudly speak
into her phone, telling an officer she felt threatened, asking for a police
escort out of the building
, and providing our street address. This prompted
me to also call the police station on Valencia, offer myself as a key
holder to the floor and explain the situation. They stated they could come
by and help.

I believe at this point another member of Noisebridge came through the
door, not knowing the situation, and immediately went to help deescalate
Maira after they figured out what was going on. I went out to the curb to
wait for the officers. About 5 minutes later they showed up. I explained
our space, who this person was, why they've been asked to leave, and when
they could return. They were fine with it. By the time we got up stairs,
Maria had grabbed all of her stuff (and also taken some extra Noisebridge
resources), and was ready to leave. She was extremely polite and nice and
cheerful to the police offers. The police officers were surprisingly
respectful. The officers asked if she understood that she's only allowed to
come back during a Tuesday night to seek mediation and was not allowed to
return otherwise. She responded that she just isn't going to come back ever
again. The officers then escorted her out.

I would like to apologize to the community, I feel like this situation
could have been handled slightly better. Additionally the police presence
was really excessive, and I wish my empty threat hadn't turned into her
actually calling the police. I am thankful for those we were at Noisebridge
that helped, especially the Noisebridger who came in on the middle of the
whole thing and jumped in to calm Maria down more. I'm also happy the cops
that did showed up weren't in jerk mode and also felt their presence wasn't
really needed either.

to clarify: man sucessfully de-escalates situation then apologizes for involving the police?

I imagine this woman as a sort of machine-kin sperg who identifies the sewing machine as an actual being, and improper operation as assault.

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
From mailing list

quote:

Yesterday, former NB'er formerly known as "Pidgeon", who has now
morphed into a dysphoric transexual (perhaps with a new name) became
agitated and threatened to "cut me" twice yesterday.

Their rent has gone up 10% but they've still got plenty of cash:

quote:

Last week:

Funds in bank: $33,095.98
Approximately - $22,000 of which is allocated to Noisebridge alone.
Our rent went up!! We need more recurring donations.

(the other 11k is Noisetor)

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
sure is OSHA thread in here

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froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

a shameful death

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