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Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity

Just found out about this funny twitter account. Why didn't any Yospossers tell me about it sooner!

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



:firstpost:

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
i didnt see one funny thuing on there

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
computer security and Taylor Swift, my two favorite things

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
who am I kidding, I love you Taylor

mods pls rename me to Starbucks Lovers

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


literally a terminator sent from the future

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




violet blue be mad and not amused

pram
Jun 10, 2001
funny twitter

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

here's the imgur gallery with all her images to save us from people posting them one at a time
http://imgur.com/a/1PDRJ

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Maybe you shouldnt be an shitelord and then you'd know these things op

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

totally a terminator sent back to warn us

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


this twitter account is good because lots of lazy journalists will publish stuff from it without doing any sort of checks to find out if the person behind it knows a god drat thing.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

I don't think I "get" it

med school head
Apr 17, 2012

PleasureKevin posted:

I don't think I "get" it

pram
Jun 10, 2001
theres nothing to get. its unfunny quotes w/ some random person. could be literally anyone. like alf, or urkel

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Thanks Ants posted:

this twitter account is good because lots of lazy journalists will publish stuff from it without doing any sort of checks to find out if the person behind it knows a god drat thing.

Yeah it's always funny

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i like

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
this is like that hacker barbie stuff except without an actual barbie and without the funny bits

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


none of these are funy op

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

Lmao

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
i want 2 objectify the H*CK out of taylor swift

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:

i want 2 objectify the H*CK out of taylor swift

i too would like to introduce her 2 my object

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
in case anyone didn't catch it, the 'object' in te above sentence refers to my penis

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

i've seen under 17 year old taylor swift's dress


there was very little in the way of security

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

i've seen under 17 year old taylor swift's dress


there was very little in the way of security

:pwn:

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

I wanted to be infosec rihanna but somebody beat me to it.

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

i've seen under 17 year old taylor swift's dress


there was very little in the way of security

Cool. Cool. Keep talking. Tell me about it.

*try to keep face neutral as I frantically press the big red button on the underside of my desk.*

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Squeezy Farm posted:

Why didn't any Yospossers tell me about it sooner!
lol if u don't read the yossec thread religiously

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW
I want to gently caress Taylor Swift

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

jony ive aces posted:

lol if u don't read the yossec thread religiously

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW
I heartily wish to gently caress Taylor Swift in the pussy

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
@SwiftOnSecurity

One of my coworkers got pissed at my mechanical keyboard today. Boss had to tell him to deal with it, Swift is strongly typed.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

@SwiftOnSecurity

One of my coworkers got pissed at my mechanical keyboard today. Boss had to tell him to deal with it, Swift is strongly typed.

yee

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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

black man 3 posted:

I want to gently caress Taylor Swift

Same except date, form a lasting emotional bond with, engage, marry, buy a dog with, have children with, and grow old together with.

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