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crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012
nasty

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Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
i didn't really like taylor swift until she started having opinions about it security

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW
I would like to cum on her breasts

Max Facetime
Apr 18, 2009

i'm not sure what that would accomplish

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

gas

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Bloody posted:

Same except date, form a lasting emotional bond with, engage, marry, buy a dog with, have children with, and grow old together with.

idk man like most of her music is about her savagely dumping dudes

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

idk man like most of her music is about her savagely dumping dudes

cool

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

idk man like most of her music is about her savagely dumping dudes

Basically, she dumped a bunch of gaylords for being enormous pussies

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW
http://taylorswift.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Taylor_Swift%27s_ex-boyfriends

lol yep all a bunch of gayboys.

black man 3 fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Dec 15, 2014

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Bloody posted:

Same except date, form a lasting emotional bond with, engage, marry, buy a dog with, have children with, and grow old together with.

lol she would destroy you

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

tracy morgan was at some awards show and made a joke about not dating taylor swift because she will write a song about you and the camera cut to her and she was nodding and doing that "well, yeah" face whlie nici minaj was behind her giving her a look, it was great

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW
I would be stoked as gently caress if a girl dumped me and then wrote and released a song to the world about me telling everyone how little she cares.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

duTrieux. posted:

lol she would destroy you

always refreshing to hear about how celebs are just like everyone else

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

black man 3 posted:

I would be stoked as gently caress if a girl dumped me and then wrote and released a song to the world about me telling everyone how little she cares.

she definitely has some vaginal hubris tho

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Maximum Leader posted:

i didn't really like taylor swift until she started having opinions about it security

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
infosec taylor swift tweets too much so i unfollowed it

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
1989 is a really good album though

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

she definitely has some vaginal hubris tho

that's a good phrase

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

I lile her physical appearance but idk man she seems like an insufferable dark nerd who posts at her home to some poo poo rear end deep end outpost of nerdanger about robots while contributing nothing of value to the actual problem of murderbots.

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

what I'm trying to say it'd be like dating a female me, super attractive but sort of dark and hard to like. also a huge penis, might be a problem, idk.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
taylor is great. swiftonsecurity is stupid

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i like her but not in that way. just as a friend.

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 376 days!
*writing in little notebook* hmm. hm. tell me what you think about, "weird twitter", next.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
buddy, they don't even let me gently caress it.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
sup

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Hey ;)

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
          ♪ I knew you used double instead of bigint ♬
          ♪ Oh! Oh! Double, double, double! ♬
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                              \

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
this twitter account isn't v funny :(

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Proteus4994 posted:

twitter isn't v funny :(

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 376 days!
mlyp

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

wesley snypes posted:

much like 'yad posters

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