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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
FACT #1: I ate two entire pies in 2 days
FACT #2: I enjoyed them.

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
did you enjoy..them ?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
what was the filling

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


What flavor were they?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
was it rubarb

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Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
Did you eat 1 pie/day, or like 1.5 pie on day one and .5 pie on day two, or.....?

edit: i get the squirts when i eat too much blueberry pie, so i hope you kept the immodium ad handy lol

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

so i hope you kept the immodium ad handy lol

dangerous advice to give a goon imo

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

a starwar betamax posted:

did you enjoy..them ?

HELL to the YES!

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
pizza pie? apple pie? pig lips & rear end pie? How can a pizza be a pie?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Matoi Ryuko posted:

What flavor were they?

PIE #1: Peach and raspberry
PIE #2: Bumbleberry

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what was your favorite part about eating two pies in two days?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Omally posted:

what was your favorite part about eating two pies in two days?

The eating of the pies, by far.

big dig
Sep 11, 2001

Cowboys > Ninjas
did you photoblog the process?

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Would the pies eat you in some foreign land?

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Lowtax posted:

PIE #1: Peach and raspberry
PIE #2: Bumbleberry

A highly diversified piefolio.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
were the pies freshly baked and warm or were they more room temperature

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Pie of Fear

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

Did you eat 1 pie/day, or like 1.5 pie on day one and .5 pie on day two, or.....?

edit: i get the squirts when i eat too much blueberry pie, so i hope you kept the immodium ad handy lol

I ate .25 of the peach and raspberry pie in the first evening, then ate the remaining .75 at 3:00 AM when I couldn't sleep and my kids couldn't see me doing it, then I ate .5 of the other pie the following morning and the remaining .5 in the evening.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
did you eat them alone in the dark, sitting on the floor of the now-defunct and empty SA Forums HQ, wondering where exactly things went wrong?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Wo w grats Lowtax i could never eat a whole pie

My question is, after eating the pies why do bad things happen to good people?

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Did you steal them off a window sill?

Mederlock
Jun 23, 2012

You won't recognize Canada when I'm through with it
Grimey Drawer
expressed in your choice of the metric or imperial system, how much growth in girth was measured around your stomach from the ingesting of copious amounts of carbs

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Pookum posted:

were the pies freshly baked and warm or were they more room temperature

The pies were freshly baked and they cost $60 total from the worlds greatest pie store, The Upper Crust, whose website can be found here: http://www.uppercrustpiebakery.com/

NOTE: I did not pay for the pies.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Did the kids have to go without pie cos daddy is a greedy piggy?

Also, I had to Google Bumbleberry.

Lowtax posted:


NOTE: I did not pay for the pies.

Did you steal them?

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Was it Steak and Kidney? The best pie imho

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

did you eat them alone in the dark, sitting on the floor of the now-defunct and empty SA Forums HQ, wondering where exactly things went wrong?
No I ate them in the presence of my children who I love more than anything and thank whatever god there is for letting me having such awesome kids.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Lowtax posted:

The pies were freshly baked and they cost $60 total from the worlds greatest pie store, The Upper Crust, whose website can be found here: http://www.uppercrustpiebakery.com/

NOTE: I did not pay for the pies.

Did you illegally pirate the pies using Pietorrent?

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
Why?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

spud posted:

Did the kids have to go without pie cos daddy is a greedy piggy?
The children chose cookies. Their loss!

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Because the pies were delicious.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

Lowtax posted:

The pies were freshly baked and they cost $60 total from the worlds greatest pie store, The Upper Crust, whose website can be found here: http://www.uppercrustpiebakery.com/

NOTE: I did not pay for the pies.

those are good i used to live in overland park

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Was the Piemaker able to bring the dead back to life like in the T.V. show Pushing Daisies?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
lowtax will eating these pies inspire you to do more let's plays

or just anything in general throw me a loving bone here

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Lowtax posted:

No I ate them in the presence of my children who I love more than anything and thank whatever god there is for letting me having such awesome kids.

that's good. any fixin's or toppers? ie, whoop cream, ice cream, a slice of cheese, etc...

edit: if you didn't pay for them, did a goon (or goonette) buy them for you as a gift?

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

The Mad Archivist posted:

lowtax will eating these pies inspire you to do more let's plays

or just anything in general throw me a loving bone here

i really hope so i am missing them already

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

Get savoury pies next time, like a real man.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
did you use a fork to eat the pie or did you shove slices into your mouth with the palm of your hand?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
what kind of exersize regime do you follow op

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

edit: if you didn't pay for them, did a goon (or goonette) buy them for you as a gift?
My kids and I were out shopping with my parents and they purchased them.

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

proof of concept posted:

did you use a fork to eat the pie or did you shove slices into your mouth with the palm of your hand?
I use a spoon.

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