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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

liar we smoked weed together in GBS tinychat

:eyepop:

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Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
irrational bees was stretching out her ballsack really really far on request and we took bong rips at the same time

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I have no clue what any of this nonsense is.

I dont do drugs.

Me in 30 years.

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
Don't tell lies dude that's not cool

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
People who do drugs live in houses like this.



I live in a nice apartment in Portland.

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
youre being very immature psyopmonkey

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
I'm very disappointed in you for trolling in this way

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Throw money at this bird and he will gently caress the fish woman and the yellow thing.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

irrational bees was stretching out her ballsack really really far on request and we took bong rips at the same time

i can confirm this

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

psyopmonkey posted:

People who do drugs live in houses like this.



I live in a nice apartment in Portland.

I want to live there.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
yikes

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

Throw money at this bird and he will gently caress the fish woman and the yellow thing.



:eyepop:

Vagon
Oct 22, 2005

Teehee!

psyopmonkey posted:

Throw money at this bird and he will gently caress the fish woman and the yellow thing.



rear end Fipper to rear endFipper

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

Throw money at this bird and he will gently caress the fish woman and the yellow thing.



TAKE YOUR MEDICATION

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
I think the horse penis medicine or whatever is what's doing it though

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

psyopmonkey posted:

People who do drugs live in houses like this.



I live in a nice apartment in Portland.

That looks like a really cool old house that just needs a little love.

No what's this about bees irrationally stretching their ballsacks on cameras?

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Luvcow posted:

That looks like a really cool old house that just needs a little love.

grover alt spotted

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
That's one hell of a dinglehopper.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


sorry but this is just too good.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

irrational bees was stretching out her ballsack really really far on request and we took bong rips at the same time
cant believe i missed this :wth:

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
It was like the sail of a ship. VERY impressive to say the least. I went to teh bathroom and tried and couldn't do it

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
i have got to see this scrotum

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
I have been ball stretching for about 3 years. I started with just one split steel weight 33mm ID. That was difficult. Now, I can hang 30#s of weight on my balls for up to 20 minutes. I only do that once a week. Because of the stretching, I have had to go to a smaller ID. of 1 1/8 ID split steel collar. After continued stretching with weights, your scrotum will lengthen but become smaller in circumference when stretched. Your balls will constrict considerably under the intense weight. Therefore, a smaller ID may become necessary to keep your balls from slipping out. Remember, my weight amount has taken continual lifting over 3 years. Gradually, I increased about 13 of weight per week. It is addictive! I love the feel of the weight on my balls. I have a very long scrotum now and really enjoy the feel of the flopping!!

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

so who won

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

damnit im conflicted. on one hand i dont want goons to see my face but on the other i want to see some ultra stretched goonscrote

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Apparently enziarro.

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
This thread has truly gone to the birds.

etatoby
Feb 12, 2003

China makes me cry
The scurrilous pamphleteers accused Marie Antoinette of adultery, lesbianism, pedophile, and treason. In one pamphlet they even accused her of being the cause of all evil within French society. They called her the root of all evil. In a contemporary pamphlet entitled Vie de Marie-Antoinete d'Autriche, it is written: "Since the Revolution, the monarchist club, whose body and soul is Antoinette, have been continually at it; all its members have drawn from the vagina of the Austrian Woman…That infectious cavern is the receptacle of all vices, where each comes and takes his required dose."

:nws: http://is.gd/tMd0BL ← the stealing from countrymen is implied; the bird is not

Balobam
Apr 28, 2012

i like a lot of these pictures

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
WOULDN'T YOU LOVE TO BE ABLE TO FEEL THE STRETCHED SKIN OF YOUR SAC IN ALL IT'S GLORY, WHILE STILL AT FULL STRETCH? WANT A DEVICE THAT CAN GIVE YOU THIS ACCESS AND YET BE DISCREET ENOUGH TO BE CONCEALED IN LOOSE TROUSERS?

Anyone who is SERIOUS about wanting one of these, please e-mail

We need at least six DEFINATE orders before it can be manufactured. If you are genuinely interested in getting one, e-mail me and I will send you sizing information and answer any questions you may have. Please state your present length and, if you use split collars, the inside diameter of those. This will help me work out how many sizes are needed.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

r/humanrights

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf

psyopmonkey posted:

Throw money at this bird and he will gently caress the fish woman and the yellow thing.



Best weapon in GTA for sure.

deathflea
Jul 5, 2012

I SWEAR THIS IS NOMINAL OK
I read ten pages of this dime store novella holding out hope that the ending would be amazing, but now I learn there is not winner.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
This thread has fallen far from the nest that is for sure op

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I'm still brooding on it, hoping the prize egg will hatch

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery


happy new tears

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
ok that is loving gross

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Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
steven tyler has turned into a beautiful young lady gnarly

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