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my cat is a total weirdo. he's always licking himself. how do I make him stop? he's doing it in front of guests and I can't even have company over anymore it's depraved. I thought having a cat was supposed to be relaxing, not a filthy, lewd, exhibition act all the time.
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Avon Rep At a Party I'm Hosting: And as you can see, this new color line of nail polish can really bring out the color in your-- *cat hops on display table. begins licking hind leg* Avon Rep At a Party I'm Hosting: This is all wrong. I have to go.
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Dec 16, 2014 02:52
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Superconsndar posted:Lick the cat, preferably in front of everyone, to help him. that doesn't seem helpful at all with as much as he sheds it's all gonna get in my mouth blech
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Dec 16, 2014 02:54
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all my life i've owned and maintained a high quality zen garden in my bathroom which greatly helps pass the time for when, you know, i'm sitting there. it's like he's deliberately trolling me the way he treats my possessions. I'm not even going to tell you the kind of things he does in there, but well, let me just say this cat is one headache after another.
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Dec 16, 2014 03:00
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Good point. Op, sharpen your dick in the can opener until it's sharp enough to cut cat flesh. what the...
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Dec 16, 2014 03:01
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that's kind of messed up
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Dec 16, 2014 03:03
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Superconsndar posted:First you are going to need some qtips. ok i have some now what
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Dec 16, 2014 03:04
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Siluvayne posted:teach the cat that licking is a "private activity" that you can do in the bedroom, or the bathroom, but not in the living room and certainly not in the kitchen. like Awesome! said, you don't want to reinforce his behavior by shaming him. let him know it's ok, but only in the right setting. this is really good advice I will try this and report back
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Dec 16, 2014 03:08
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:careful PI is going to tell you to gently caress YOUR CAT WITH THE QTIPS AND YOUR CAT WILL loving MOAN AND WRITHE AND loving LOVE IT BECAUSE SHE'S A TRASHY loving WHORE, A TART, A PROSTITUTE FOR YOUR loving QTIP PRICK. is this the kind of stuff that goes on here? idk if I'm cut out for the rude boys of PI
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Dec 16, 2014 03:09
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:hey I didn't tell you to gently caress your cat I was gonna have you cut all your cat's limbs off and then it's loving head and stick a rod up it's goddamned rear end in a top hat and then you have a cat flag that won't bother anybody or insult anybody and hey then you don't even have to feed it but you don't wanna listen to me you wanna listen to somebody like supercondescending so I'm telling you that they're going to say to gently caress your cat with a qtip even though it's a boy because she's probably a homogay or something because APPARENTLY PIFB IS LESBIAN ISLAND 
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Dec 16, 2014 03:12
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so anyways, my cat did a funny thing 
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Dec 16, 2014 03:15
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what kind of belt sander should i use I'll throw it on my christmas list
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Dec 16, 2014 03:21
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is there a hardware suggestion thread anywhere I've heard a lot of solutions so far that require things I don't have if i'm going to become a PI reg I'm gonna need the tools the pros use
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Dec 16, 2014 03:22
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:do you qtip your loving murder dogs when they murder each other is that how you break them up I KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN SIN! ok so i borrowed my neighbor's belt sander but everytime i turn it on my cat bolts. he's riled up and blood thirsty!
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Dec 16, 2014 03:30
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I told you you have to clamp the drat thing to a table first. i had no idea owning a cat was going to require so much hardware
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Dec 16, 2014 03:34
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duckfarts posted:OP, have you told your cat the good news? I have. He stared at me briefly and then walked away without a word. He's the rudest poo poo.
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Dec 16, 2014 19:23
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Avshalom posted:I'm really fat, like obscenely so. My breasts hang almost to my knees and my vagina nestles amid the ripe folds of my flesh like a currant in an unbaked bun. this is gross and not the kind of derail I want in my serious thread about my cat. ty.
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Dec 16, 2014 19:24
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khy posted:Op there's a question that has been, as far as I have seen, entirely unasked. he'll only pose for snaps every time i try to take a picture of him he punches me in the groin and frankly i'm sick of it
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Dec 16, 2014 22:10
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spud posted:When I have guests over I put my cat in the washing machine to keep him out of the way. Don't worry, I make sure it's unplugged and anyway, he's got a little porthole so he can pretend he's on a cruise ship. Little dude loving loves it. this is a great idea and yet another reason why i need a house
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Dec 16, 2014 22:11
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my cat is rubbing his rear end in my face and calling me a little bitch and the thing is, i'm starting to think he's right
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Dec 20, 2014 08:12
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