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NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Genpei Turtle posted:

Also it's funny that Gorrell has not only won the laziest cartoon GA three years in a row, but every year his winning cartoon is even lazier than the one from the year before. Can he outdo himself again?

2013:


2014:


2015:


2016:


2017:

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Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Black_Plague22 posted:

I think I'm most impressed that Branco didn't win a single GA award. He sure tried!

The thing about Branco is that while he has vile opinions, he's also really, really dumb.

That tends to make it more funny than stomach-churning, most of the time. It's possible to laugh because he's such an idiot, and is making his point incompetently and without a shred of tact. When Ramirez knocks one out of the park (so to speak) there's nothing funny about it. It's just revolting.

Nyarai
Jul 19, 2012

Jenn here.

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

2013:


2014:


2015:


2016:


2017:


2018



I appreciate all the effort that went into making the 2014 Gaybies happen. Good show to all the judges and voters.

Nyarai fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Jan 2, 2015

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
Why have no previous Gay Abortions awards been made into a front page article? Seems like this is made for it.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
For those who doubted Gorrel's ability to get any lazier, this was his new year cartoon from yesterday:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Pilchenstein posted:

For those who doubted Gorrel's ability to get any lazier, this was his new year cartoon from yesterday:


Hahaha wait, did he seriously not even update the years? That's magical.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Well its not like it's bl- oh, haha!

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



CrowsNestMutineer posted:

Not that anyone actually wants or needs to see it again, but you didn't post an image for the winner of "Least concealed bigotry."

Thank you, I've fixed that now.

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

Black_Plague22 posted:

I think I'm most impressed that Branco didn't win a single GA award. He sure tried!

He usually go too far, making him seem like a poor man a lovely Kelly.

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.

Pilchenstein posted:

For those who doubted Gorrel's ability to get any lazier, this was his new year cartoon from yesterday:


A Thing Happened Last Year.

The Crotch
Oct 16, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pilchenstein posted:

For those who doubted Gorrel's ability to get any lazier, this was his new year cartoon from yesterday:

... and we have a nominee for this year's Laziness award already!

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Bob Gorrell is a nationally-syndicated editorial cartoonist distributed by Creators Syndicate. His work appears in USA Today, The New York Post, The Richmond Times-Dispatch and many other prominent print and online outlets, and he's a lazy gently caress.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
12 days to a month :suicide: Gorrell wants that 2015 award locked up on day 1 so he doesn't have to make any more comics the other 364 days

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Lustful Man Hugs posted:

I've never seen such a blatantly anti-biblical stance by a Conservative who wasn't also an Objectivist.

The thing is, without a priori knowledge of Ramirez's politics, I honestly can't come up with any reading of that comic except "Obama is cutting the US's comically bloated defence budget and putting that money into the social safety net; A Good Policy". It's not like beating swords into ploughshares is meant to be a bad thing.

It really deserved that win in the AGC category.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

gradenko_2000 posted:

12 days to a month :suicide: Gorrell wants that 2015 award locked up on day 1 so he doesn't have to make any more comics the other 364 days

As bad as gorrell is, that is clearly meant to be all 12 months on one page rather than just one month's worth of dates.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

ToxicFrog posted:

The thing is, without a priori knowledge of Ramirez's politics, I honestly can't come up with any reading of that comic except "Obama is cutting the US's comically bloated defence budget and putting that money into the social safety net; A Good Policy". It's not like beating swords into ploughshares is meant to be a bad thing.

It really deserved that win in the AGC category.

Ah, but it's food stamps, which are for lazy moochers who don't deserve to eat.

I fervently wish that he lives to see a socialist America that his children worked towards. (I gave up ill will for the new year.)

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Raskolnikov38 posted:

As bad as gorrell is, that is clearly meant to be all 12 months on one page rather than just one month's worth of dates.

He's discovered... the meta year :aaaaa:

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

Pilchenstein posted:

For those who doubted Gorrel's ability to get any lazier, this was his new year cartoon from yesterday:

The weird thing is the copyright date on this cartoon is 2013 but if you look at his archives there's no sign of it having been published before December 31, 2014.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Rorus Raz posted:

I normally would peg McCoy and Lester as the bigger racists, whereas Ramirez tends to say something lovely and move on. But the protests this year really brought out his inner rear end in a top hat. It takes a lot to beat the McCoys at being petty bigots.

Ramirez shills for whatever the right is saying at the time, which is frequently racism, but McCoy's caricatures are dripping with such genuine hate that I always think of him as "more" racist, which I suppose is a meaningless way to look at it anyway.

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp

Bicyclops posted:

Ramirez shills for whatever the right is saying at the time, which is frequently racism, but McCoy's caricatures are dripping with such genuine hate that I always think of him as "more" racist, which I suppose is a meaningless way to look at it anyway.

Ramirez also has the advantage of editing the rag he's published in. The rest of the contenders have to keep a certain (very low) level of obfuscation and artistic ability, while Ramirez wipes his rear end and publishes the result. It's how he always does so well in the Gaybortions.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Vogon Poet posted:

The weird thing is the copyright date on this cartoon is 2013 but if you look at his archives there's no sign of it having been published before December 31, 2014.
That's because you're viewing it wrong. Like a Discworld troll, GorrellSam views time as flowing in reverse, and therefore the years flow backwards. GorrellSam is shaking because he's about to attach 2013 to the calendar, which means he's getting closer to the years in which Barack Obama was elected President :saddowns:

Choronzons son
Mar 1, 2011

Raskolnikov38 posted:

As bad as gorrell is, that is clearly meant to be all 12 months on one page rather than just one month's worth of dates.

Seems like Gorrell's kind of calendar!
(Him all but defending his title on the very start of the year is truly amazing.)

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

I looked on his site and on Cagle and there's no sign of it having been created in 2015, either, so I don't think we can pin this one on him.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Vogon Poet posted:

The weird thing is the copyright date on this cartoon is 2013 but if you look at his archives there's no sign of it having been published before December 31, 2014.

I would be willing to bet he genuinely hosed up and meant to put 2014 - 2015 and was too lazy to fix it.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
e: whoops

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Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Vogon Poet posted:

The weird thing is the copyright date on this cartoon is 2013 but if you look at his archives there's no sign of it having been published before December 31, 2014.

December 31, 2013: http://www.gocomics.com/bobgorrell/2013/12/31

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