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Sayara
May 10, 2009
German lights seem like fun. Just shoot HE at everything that's paper and ram other lights.

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Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business
Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights.



Edit:

Holy poo poo. This tank is cursed with teams like this:

Mesadoram fucked around with this message at 18:53 on May 4, 2024

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Oh what's that? The enemy team have a platoon of unicums in a 279(e) and a Chieftain, and we have some guy who's played like two games in his loving Super Conqueror?



You'll be shocked to know we did not in fact win the game and both our heavies were dead in a minute.

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business
GSOR 1010 is actually a pretty nice medium. The gun on it is really nice :unsmith:.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Mesadoram posted:

GSOR 1010 is actually a pretty nice medium. The gun on it is really nice :unsmith:.

That's what I've been saying! The turn radius is poo poo, but it's fast, can work a ridge line really well and can pop up where the enemies don't expect it for that big British medium damage. It's really good in Frontlines, too!

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

That's what I've been saying! The turn radius is poo poo, but it's fast, can work a ridge line really well and can pop up where the enemies don't expect it for that big British medium damage. It's really good in Frontlines, too!

I am a sucker for tanks with good guns, and this one is quite snappy and accurate. Doesn't even need a vstab either.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



OK, who the hell decided the Spähpanzer I.C.'s HE shell velocity should be 300m/s.

E: apparentlly the people who made the tank.



vOv

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business
I just cannot win tonight, holy poo poo.

Edit:

Yeah...



Double Edit:

Holy gently caress.

Mesadoram fucked around with this message at 04:45 on May 7, 2024

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



It do be like that sometimes(*).

It's why I've almost exclusively fallen back on playing Onslaught. You can influence the games a great deal more, the maps are better, and even if your team pulls off the old 1-7, at least it's over very quickly.

* = seemingly most times these days. But gently caress, that is BRUTAL.

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004
Why did I wake up so early? I just wanna down a few shots of limoncello and go back to bed :smith:
Also I shoulda bought the Progetto46 last week. sigh



Not too outrageous but it's just a whole morning of corner camping mediums, everyone on one side (the new hotness), my heavies always melting opening the gate for the Mordor hordes

sauer kraut fucked around with this message at 11:50 on May 7, 2024

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



OK, in Bronze Onslaught just becomes a horrible hell grind. You can win and be the first on the team, and you'll literally get 5 ranking points more than you get for being on the top in a loss.

And you need 500 points to get from Bronze to Silver.

Got unlucky and happened to get killed first? Well that's 10 victories immediately erased, go gently caress yourself.

E: like seriously: I have a WR of 55% in this Onslaught season, and I'm struggling to get out of Bronze D. This game mode can eat my rear end in a top hat.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 16:47 on May 7, 2024

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



If you have a Batchat 25(t) and you're not playing Onslaught, you should.



E:

7557 WTR, 15% WR.



One of those nights where I just should've cut my losses and gone to watch Fargo or something.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 18:08 on May 7, 2024

Sayara
May 10, 2009
Churchill III is a glorious steam blowing tank.

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

Sayara posted:

Churchill III is a glorious steam blowing tank.



Church III is one of my favorites. Such an amazing tank :allears:

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Mesadoram posted:

Church III is one of my favorites. Such an amazing tank :allears:

THWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAP

(heal a dead crewman)

THWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAP

(suddenly notice you're the last person alive on your team)

THWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAP

(lose, re-queue)

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Started the day in Bronze B. Had the typical WoT session of losing 60% of my games due to most games having one or even more players who did 0 damage, ended up in Bronze D.

It just sucks so much loving rear end that there are no backstops in Onslaught. I find it hard to believe they designed a game mode this poo poo by accident.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I've never played Onslaught, can you do a team platoon in it or are all the teams random?

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



You can platoon but I think that puts you in a separate queue against other platoons. Plus none of my friends or WoT acquaintances play this loving game anymore :v:

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Welp, at least you're only getting screwed by MM and not tryhard platoons, which would absolutely suck in a 7v7 format.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



McGavin posted:

Welp, at least you're only getting screwed by MM and not tryhard platoons, which would absolutely suck in a 7v7 format.

Oh yeah, I'm positively surprised they didn't put platoons and randoms into the same queue. Hey, maybe next season!

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*





I was the only person on my team with a 50+ WR. Three are below 47%.

The enemy team had one person WITHOUT a 50+ WR.

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business
I've been on a losing streak recently. It's super annoying :colbert:. It's either my team rushes in and dies in the first 3 minutes, which then turns into me trying to farm as much as I can till I die or our team decimates the enemies with a never ending rush and I struggle to get any damage in.

Not sure if it is the players, the meta or both that suck :smith:

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business
It's been a rough loving week. IDK what else I could do :smith:...

Sayara
May 10, 2009
Just accept it as normal variance and move on. :) I mean that's just 5 coinflips from being above 50%, it's fine.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Yesterday I had a run of games in Onslaught with teams that weren't 100% terrible, and now I'm back to Bronze B. I am so loving close to the Concept 1B, but at the same time I am extremely aware that if RNG gives me teams full of 46% tomatoes again, I'll be back down to Bronze D in a heartbeat.

I can't stress this enough: DO NOT PLAY ONSLAUGHT except to do the weekly missions, because those are actually easily doable and with the exception of the "win 2 games" mission not at all team dependent. Of course it's too late now, but keep this in mind for next season, because you get a piece of bond equipment and a bunch of bonds for completing all 5 missions on all 6 weeks of a season.

Oh and also I guess play Onslaught if you want to grind field mods on T10 tanks, but do not play Onslaught if you want to progress. Yeah, you can affect games more in 7v7 than in 15v15, but your wins and losses are still entirely down to the RNG, because you're not carrying a team of 45% potatoes to wins against decent players.

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about

Sayara posted:

Just accept it as normal variance and move on. :) I mean that's just 5 coinflips from being above 50%, it's fine.

Just 3 coinflips even!

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

Sayara posted:

Just accept it as normal variance and move on. :) I mean that's just 5 coinflips from being above 50%, it's fine.

That's a tough pill to swallow :smith:.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Yesterday I had a run of games in Onslaught with teams that weren't 100% terrible, and now I'm back to Bronze B. I am so loving close to the Concept 1B, but at the same time I am extremely aware that if RNG gives me teams full of 46% tomatoes again, I'll be back down to Bronze D in a heartbeat.

And then this exact thing happened.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



This kinda day today:

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



They announced previously that the next battle pass would be themed around the Normandy landings (because the new season takes place over summer and coincides with the 80th anniversary of Overlord), which made me already wonder how they were going to tie T10 tanks into that.

Turns out they're not. The rewards for the three BP chapters won't be T10 skins, but T6 premiums. Maybe. It's not yet known if the tanks are premiums or just "reward vehicles", but in any case they are carbon copies of the ARL 44, the T6 Churchill and the M4A2E8 with historical skins.



They look nice, and the ARL 44 is incredibly fun so if this has the busted-rear end gun with the OP premium rounds, that's definitely one to go for.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Also I can't stress this enough: play the French wheeled lights.

This is a stock EBR90.



Nothing in the game comes close to being as much fun as these are.

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004
Tier 6 premiums don't make that many credits. If WG want a crazy popular bp event, they can totally give those away.
Muzzle break looks like the long 90mm on the ARL which is still decent I guess.
Church is just a big lol unless they shoehorn the 17pounder on it.
If they were smart, they'd replace that turd with a German tier 6 Panther premium. Or sell it as the 4. chapter :doh:

sauer kraut fucked around with this message at 17:17 on May 12, 2024

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Apparently today they're launching a Girls und Panzer collaboration. Speculation suggests that it'll be a premium Tiger II from the show as a special one/two week BP chapter, like they've done in recent years, because something like that has been datamined in the game.

Personally I'm hoping we can get the crew again because I never bought the Panzer IV Ankou and apparently the crew is kinda rad.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Well, I figured I'd give Onslaught Silver one last try for the last weeklies.

Four straight losses, four teams that had zero hope. gently caress this game mode.

Sayara
May 10, 2009
Page for the Girls and Panzer event is up, and apparently there's like 13 crew members to recruit so you're in luck I guess! Also that Tiger II looks kinda rad with that simplicity.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Yeah but what the gently caress is up with that 240 alpha gun?

Also -- I know GuP is a thing, but it sure is loving wild to see "Jatkosota High School" (Continuation War HS) as a thing.

E:

Some of the people playing this game are borderline psychotic, I swear. Had a Super Conqueror in an Onslaught game that went down to the wire, with ultimately the match being decided by our E100 vs their E100. The guy died about halfway through the match and then spent the rest of the game shouting abuse at the team and the E100 player.

He then claimed he had done "easy 6k" in the game in between spamming slurs. We won the game. I checked the guy's performance after the game. He had done 2,8k. Like... why lie about something like that? We can check your performance after the game, you know.

And as if that wasn't enough, he then spent me a bunch of abusive messages over the period of an hour, I'd pop into a game, then when I'd get out I'd find some more poo poo from him in PMs. I guess I was guilty of the crime of defending the guy he was abusing in the game. Reported him to WG, but I'm not expecting anything.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 16:45 on May 13, 2024

ninjaiguana
Aug 1, 2009

Holy shit! I have a tail?!
I'm really confused by that G&P Tiger II. Do they mean for it to be a Tiger I? Because as a premium Tiger II it's so much *worse* than the tech tree version. As in, worse HP, worse gun, worse armour....why would you want this tank? I can only assume it's got some kind of massive maneuverability buff to make up for the fact its other stats are straight trash?

EDIT: Oh, wait, Tier VII. So it *is* a Tiger I. Well...ok then. Disregard. :P

Though as a Tiger I, looks like you get more armour in exchange for a pretty dreadful gun. Less damage than top tech, worse dispersion, *and* slower reload. Oof.

ninjaiguana fucked around with this message at 19:29 on May 13, 2024

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



I mean it's a Tiger II. But maybe the stats are Tiger I stats.

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business
So they took the Captured Tiger and just made it shitter?

Neato.

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ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

1,500dpm. The absolute lowest for a Tier VII Heavy Tank.

:dafuq:

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