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Max Awfuls
Sep 10, 2011

Crossposting from the monthly thread, but this deserves to be here.

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Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...
I would have liked to see Amar'e take the Hussar look all the way with a busby and sabertache.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

chunkles posted:



James is ready to set sail for the New World

He's ready to write up a prayer for foul calls and tuck it into the Western Wall


although in the future my easier reference to hasidic jews involves my old landlord, I don't see how this applies to a nice image of a nice young man coming to work

EvanTH fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Mar 12, 2015

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...
Lately, we've had a number of discussions about Wilt, but he hasn't appeared in this thread yet. Let's remedy that:

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan
That house looks really cool.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Wilt looks cool, that house looks cool, and I can see the outline of his giant dong. A+ picture.

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...
Wilt's house has almost as much mystique surrounding it as the man himself: http://www.nba.com/history/features/season-of-giants-wilt-chamberlain-house/index.html


EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Eh Wilt was kinda cool and I guess he was an impossible God at basketball and assorted athletic feats but when it came to style there was a sun legend who outshone them all:




Lookit that dope phone, I bet he can record like 200 minutes of message with that superbeast


a little after the last dunk contest I seen Shaq do his whole Acting A Fool bit and he highlighted a bit after a dunk during the grading where every judge was raising card except for honorary guest judge and greatest Knick Walt "Clyde" Frazier, kitted up to the nines in his custom cow tuxedo (he wears it a few times a year, MSG put it on a bobblehead:

) and he's sorta spacing out and playing with a tablet computer instead of raising a number. Which is fine, he does that sorta thing, why would anyone care about the world around them if they are significantly cooler than any of it? He spends most of his off-season tending a garden down in the St Croix

and from what I've gleaned from on-air conversations with Mike Breen he has not have seen a single movie since Castaway with Tom Hanks. Which is to say, he ever is and shall be the coolest motherfucker on the planet, way too cool for the things most lame-os consider cool.

and anyways the previous dunk wasn't that great, who cares. So Shaq starts trying to get everyone to laugh at this silly old man c'mon guys ha ha ha he wasn't paying attention and Chuck is all Nah but Kenny proved himself all No No No "that's my favorite player of all time" right there. Shaq's trying to climb the ladder by putting down his betters, making fun of others to disguise his flaws, fat Kazaam Diesel gently caress ain't never worn a well-tailored suit, meanwhile Clyde's flossing in Manhattan before Shaq's New Jersey Dad ever abandons him for less annoying pastures



Anyhow Shaq's a bully thickhead with self-esteem issues, and y'all know Walt Frazier's been the motherfuckin man since about always, the historical greatest, the originator of silly NBA clothes



the friendly basketball bandit looked a lil bit like Tyson Chandler who is currently my favorite player

EvanTH fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Mar 13, 2015

Halfling Wizard Bear
Oct 12, 2003

I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.
I'm the guy that looks like Jeremy Renner in American Hustle experiencing a severe shellfish allergy

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011


Hmmm....









A man ahead of his time.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

walt's hat was both bigger and better

e: although i love james harden's galactic pilgrim look

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
Possibly a new sponsorship?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...e6e4822a4dec496


Chandler's got a new 'sunglass collection' and is apparently trying to become a fashion designer

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Those actually seem pretty cool.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Cross-post from monthly thread

hitze posted:



Count the layers

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan
I like Melo's shoes more.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Ooo Beautiful Nuggets dresses. If you swapped those shorts Melo's would go down past AI's ankles.


I think it's fun that Kawhi's cornrows are an emblem of how unhip and behind the times he is rather than something that's supposed to threaten white taxpaying americans

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

https://vine.co/v/O2bemAli9Xh

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch


Thugs don't give a gently caress

Elrobot
Dec 28, 2004
Press the buttons all at once, all of the time

quote:


that tiny sweater and skirt is some next level poo poo, he's my fashion MVP. Although that Harden scribble shirt is dope

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
He really had an opportunity to add a vest and didn't. The real MVPs tell trapped body heat "Not Today".

Although I just noticed he's wearing capri's with slip-ons, so maybe this is perfect.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Lockback posted:

He really had an opportunity to add a vest and didn't. The real MVPs tell trapped body heat "Not Today".

Although I just noticed he's wearing capri's with slip-ons, so maybe this is perfect.

He probably didn't have a vest that was shorter than his short sweater

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
I didn't even notice the short sweater until now. It's like putting on 3D glasses and finally seeing the light.

Inside Outside
Jul 31, 2005

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
look at that grimace and the sad expression on its face

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

EvanTH posted:

look at that grimace and the sad expression on its face
he looks like a bottle of lean

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

EvanTH posted:

look at that grimace and the sad expression on its face

haha nice

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
No Chandler your back :(

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Three kids, standing on each other's shoulders

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

if you were here
i could deceive you
and if you were here
you would believe
but would you suspect
my emotion wandering, yeah
do not want a part of this anymore
The rain water drips
through a crack in the ceiling
and i'll have to spend
my time on repair
But just like the rain
i'll be always falling, yeah
only to rise and fall again
(REPEAT CHORUS)


Oh Duckie...

Philthy fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Apr 22, 2015

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming



Ribsauce posted:

Larry Brown stuntin' on everyone in the ABA



Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

what....what is this? i've never seen this article of clothing before

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

your daily reminder that camo is terrible

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

straight up brolic posted:

what....what is this? i've never seen this article of clothing before

its like a partial toga maybe?

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Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

It looks like a chest holster for a pistol, but without any of the function.

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