NBA x Fashion: setting the stefan urkel machine to "blade mode"

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Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Juaguocio posted:

Charle's bedroom looks like my moms.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 15:18

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 01:15

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Declan MacManus posted:

Where do you think that picture was taken

For real, I want Charles to be my stepdad, even if I'm 32 now.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 16:36

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I'm pretty sure its "The type of Stingray" not "The exact Stingray", since I am pretty sure that Stingray got away.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 16:17

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Papercut posted:

I just realized my only copy is on my desktop, so you're going to have to wait for Corsair to send me a working power supply.

I think this is a likely story and in reality you are writing it now to cover. I am still ok with this.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:54

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Take away the "best athlete in the world" Lebron is a suburban guy who like HGTV rehab shows, men's fashion, light-touch social issues, and Judd Apatow movies. He's a quintessential early-30s suburban dad.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2015 03:31

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He really had an opportunity to add a vest and didn't. The real MVPs tell trapped body heat "Not Today".

Although I just noticed he's wearing capri's with slip-ons, so maybe this is perfect.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 18:43

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attackmole posted:

Kawhi keeping it simple but nice.

There is 0% chance that Kawhi isn't rocking his jersey and shorts under his clothes 24x7.

# ¿ May 7, 2015 21:02

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Metapod posted:

I'm lost with words

https://twitter.com/sergeibaka9/status/627136209182191616

Would that be a V Tunic?

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 16:40

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straight up brolic posted:

apparently kevin love's hair is white perm'd out like that because he 'accidentally used his dogs shampoo'

This is a good sentence.

I now have "Kevin Love Dog Shampoo" in my search history and I couldn't be happier about it.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 16:21

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straight up brolic posted:

if you guys want my input, fashion for an authority figure is a lot about dressing for projection...so a task-master like scott skiles actually dresses very well when he looks like this:

he wears austere, spartan looks that put him beyond rebuke, while also looking fairly nice and wearing wide lapels that project confidence and power, rather than style. these suits will have structure in the shoulders and feature lots of greys, browns, and dark blues in the palette.

Brad Stevens on the other hand, who's more of a players first kind of guy looks great when he rocks a sleek european cut and a nice team colored tie. Blacks, greys, and laid back shoulder cuts are more appropriate for coaches like Stevens.

these coaches, who dress to their personality do it better than Fisher, who objectively has the best clothes of all the coaches in the league, because he comes off as someone that puts himself before the players.

e: doc rivers has the best suit in the league, but it's only one suit and he looks like poo poo in anything else, so he's disqualified. The blue pinstripe look is perfect on him.

this is basically perfect.

Please make brolic a mod

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 00:13

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pylb posted:

He spent $600 to look like someone painting the rec room.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 14:12

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Metapod posted:

https://twitter.com/royceyoung/status/711700366333599744?s=09

Adams is the best

# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 12:39

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Carlosologist posted:

Draymond seriously needs to get into contact with some people that can help him dress better

He knows what he is doing. Keep looking awkward Draymond

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 00:36

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cougar cub posted:

Seconding soldier IX. The X's are hot garbage on the court though.

Yeup, I play with the Soldier IX

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 22:24

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xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/stackmack/status/799047126953132032

Drake rocking the Doris Burke shirt is extremely good

Whelp, this is the first time I've actually wanted to buy something from the NBA fashion thread.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 15:23

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I'm not saying they are Nazi's, but I am saying a Nazi shoe company would probably first approach Matt Bonner.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 00:51

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straight up brolic posted:

Matt Bonner is an untermensch though...

You make exceptions for those who have shown they have risen above. He is a sandwich hunter, but check Storm Front to see what "Sandwich" is code for....

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 01:02

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Those look like when your 40 year old suburban mom wants to ball out.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 21:55

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Steph Curry's dumb shoes is why the 73 win team doesn't have a ring. I hope he keeps releasing dumb shoes.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 22:17

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When you got to bring your churned butter to market at 5 but got a game at 7.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 14:34

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I love how the NBA dress code has evolved from making fashion statements to just straight up playing dress up. Are we going to see our first NBA Cosplay? Have we already?

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 17:19

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BTP1hpVhTd0/

Whoops, collision.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 21:43

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The Mighty Towering Evergeens of Cleveland.

# ¿ May 31, 2017 18:29

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Salvor_Hardin posted:

Are people calling him Brodie because he looks like that Wire character? Because that dude's name was Bodie.

He calls himself and his brother that, and named his dog Brodie. It's sort of a family moniker that gets applied to him. The resemblance is a coincidence.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 20:06

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Pretty obvious he got an imported switch and is playing the SEIKEN DENSETSU COLLECTION

# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 17:22

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Henchman of Santa posted:

https://twitter.com/rodger_sherman/status/950414078098526208

Luke Walton should spend time in his press conferences talking about how Lavar Ball has lost control of his company.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 18:54

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R.D. Mangles posted:

basically what i want on my feet is an abstract color palette representation of the olivia newton john let's get physical video

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 04:15

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Did he chew on that collar?

# ¿ Jun 1, 2019 05:21

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creamcorn posted:

Speaking of terribly fitting suits, someone needs to take Kareem to the tailor asap.

How many games would that starting 5 be able to win today?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 22:58

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Really good players playing in non Olympic years is really not the norm too. They were a bit recently but it's not a surprise that pendulum is swinging back.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2019 03:19

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zelah posted:

https://twitter.com/macsmiff/status/1169631588092710912?s=21

Ahhhhahahaha

# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 02:59

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Jared Dudley wore...something

https://twitter.com/ComplexSneakers/status/1188627760169836545

Bron in the same thing I wear on Sundays.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2019 17:29

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Long coats and covers are cool and need to come back.

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 01:15

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Pants: +1 armor, +1 Carry

# ¿ Feb 27, 2023 19:54

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