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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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I am going to lose my mind if the NBA doesn't put the fashion show on YouTube or their site or something. I work Saturday :(

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Bold.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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In the words of Lil B, tiny shirt, tiny pants. Only rapper in these tiny pants.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Consist posted:



Yes, those are Frozen timberlands...


I feel like the excellent painting sitting in the corner and the baby block wall lettering aren't getting enough appreciation here

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Wesley Morris has done his draft analysis. Highlights:

quote:

Karl-Anthony Towns’s box was a crop of this-way-and-that curls. He wore a double-breasted gray blazer of zoomed-in herringbone, with a panel of dark leather (or something) on the collar, over a silky black shirt with a watch chain looped around the collar. He went first, to the Timberwolves, and when he rose from his table, I felt certain that Al B. Sure! was his spirit animal.

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Jahlil Okafor, selected third overall by the 76ers, sported a red tuxedo blazer (apparently tomatoes are in season early). It had a black shawl collar that ran upside down. If this thing plunged any deeper, Ludacris and Tyrese would be parachuting cars into it.

quote:

I’d considered going over the top about Porzingis’s suit, with its vaguely sagging crotch. But I’ll get over it. New York, it seems, will not.

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-sportstorialist-2015-nba-draft-style-report/

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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straight up brolic posted:

My article drops tomorrow and allow me to just say that I have very different opinions than Wesley Morris. How he liked Turner, Mudiay, and Payne is beyond me.

Post that poo poo man. Just post it

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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This is a snippet from Rolling Stone's Russell Wilson profile.

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The broadcast goes live. Russell Wilson crushes it, as the bros like to say. He's strapped to a giant target and gets slimed. He throws footballs and slimes the kids. Wilson wears his cap backward and is only half a step behind Ciara's dance moves. The lone misstep of the show is a cautionary tale for Wilson on the responsibilities of fame. New York Knicks star and media mismanager Carmelo Anthony is here to try to set the Guinness record for high-fives in 30 seconds. The kids are lined up and the fix is in, but Anthony insists on running in a fedora and loafs through the line. After a commercial break, it is announced that Anthony, in fact, did not break the record.

"This is rigged," he moans.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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straight up brolic posted:

i love this loving league


out here looking like a moto gp racer

He looks like he's hailing a cab to the akira convention.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Hit up Clyde So Fly.



Man.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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I like the salmon shirt but everything else going on here...nah



Bosh looks like he's dressing up as the Penguin for halloween.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Apologies for the double post but Shump looks like the Weeknd knocked a bunch of poo poo over at a craft store.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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WHAT A TIME

TO BE ALIVE

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Celeb game looks


Sudekis with the Lite Brite vomit nikes. Respect it


Drake looks like he's playing suge Knight in a biopic about his crimes.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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https://twitter.com/ProHoopsHistory/status/698674778194862081

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Nah man. This is the one.

https://twitter.com/russwest44/status/698330756473450496

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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As much as I like Drake's look here, very cherubic, I have to give props to Spike for looking like a loving mortician.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Okay okay I'll stop after this one. Seriously though check out the brow at the start of this vine.

https://twitter.com/nbacenter_/status/698711806760632320

e: KAT...

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Upon rewatch I'm pretty impressed by Wiggins and his tinfoil windbreaker, he looks like one of sisqo's backup dancers

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Heard about Craig Sager. Sending thoughts his way. saw this piece attached to an article.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Carmelo Anthony looks like a fat stupid baby moron.





Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2grNfg9l9o

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Those shoes are if daft punk went to China to get one last payday

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Jacket like an oil slick in a grocery store parking lot.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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straight up brolic posted:

white flight 11s

Dead

Cuckhold VIIIs

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Going Up In The Attic For A Bit IVs

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Hate to interrupt the beautiful thing happening here but this is required reading.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/06/0...ews.google.com/



Thank you NYT.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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MyLowes Reward Card IIIs

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Never been happier to see 372 unread posts in my life.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Having Dick Thru Boxer Hole Sex With A Trophy IXs

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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God bless this man.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Lebron out here looking like a low level mafia enforcer's son trying on his wedding suit. King Frosty the Block Man

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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That Kawhi look is extremely solid, I love those pants. Looking forward to seeing what my close personal friends Devin Booker and Joel-Hans Embiid have for us.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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I'm way too white for basketball shoes but I like these a lot.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Fins up, poo poo.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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We all love Clue, okay. Too much tho

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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I despise those shoes.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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He looks like he should be permanently sitting in an empty Italian restaurant.

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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If we don't get Russell Westbrook on Molly at the Kentucky derby none of this was worth it.

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