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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

hah lookit that PED jaw

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

what the hell is that on her feet

she looks like the corruption is taking hold in her veins and it's shifting her to the demon version from the toes up

that can't be healthy

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Wow you guys are really going in on those shoes and it's unnecessary. They look perfectly comfortable, and I'm sure I'll get many an envious glance at my #CHEFS while I'm mingling about the shuffleboard courts on the senior cruise.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
I think they'd be perfect for a nondescript disguise when you had to slip away without being recognized.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
I've always appreciated a good tight sock in a birkenstock and now I can have it in sneaker form. :)

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
I'm going to emptyquote the last few pages. It's like UnderArmor took those Curry Family Sometimes Featuring Michelle Obama sing the songs of Frozen videos and made them into a shoe

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
System Player IVs

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Republicans Buy Sneakers II

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
You guys have your fun but me and the rest of mallwalking senior ladies will be striding past the yankee candle in comfort and style

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Not sure who's talking to who here but I think the initial invasion force was around 1492

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Yah it sounded like Russ didn't particularly enjoy it but is grown enough to understand that you don't tell people you don't like their music because it always comes across as a personal insult even though it's just an expression of preference. Plus they coulda got Russ in trouble because Anohni is all political in the way people love to get screechy and defensive about. "Well I like this other sorta thing because I was raised with it" is a perfect deflection. Vote Westbrook

Also I really couldn't tell if "As a comedian, I get to explore comedy in my work." is a deadpan joke with no punchline or just a regular dumb thing to say? I guess she does smoke erry day so there's a good chance she was blazed and doing the thing where you express weird ideas ineffectively, happens to the best of us.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

At this point I'm thinking he has a strange bodyshape that doesn't correctly fit into human clothes. Also he should be suspended for another game because beating up a 7th grade girl and stealing her distressed jeans isn't a good look for the league

It's not full Eurotrash outfit, but it's the kinda imitation Eurotrash that the half-wealthy 2nd generation immigrants from third-world countries aspire to. Hello there I am Srjeniczak Wambali I am a business communications major at Pepperdine and I purchase three international calling cards from the corner store every week. My favorite band is DJ Tiesto or Dmitri Vegas and I would prefer you NOT tell my father that my rear end in a top hat Intro to Statistics Prof gave me a D

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

straight up brolic posted:



Looking at this photograph is the optical equivalent of saying "nah, I'm good on that".

it's a training game of Spot The Undercover Cop

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Dexo posted:

Bruh. How the gently caress does Matthew Dellavedova have better shoes than Steph loving Curry.

He also outplayed Steph Curry in the 2015 finals. Overall it should be clear that Dellavedova is a better player and a better person. Time to pick me up some Delly Peaks!

wait they're not out for like a year?

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

It's amazing how great and iconic and all-time he looked in the Bulls uniforms and even warmup gear and workout sweats how loving terrible he looks in every other thing he's ever worn, like, ever.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
melo hanging out with several 3 foot tall miniature women who are all gonna throw up cause of how bad the outfit is

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Gynecolojustice posted:

that's a regular sized basketball in his hand isn't it

Only slightly (.25 inches) smaller than Jordan's hands. Huge basketball advantage

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Henchman of Santa posted:

Bad news for any future Matt Bonners:
New Balance are now for Nazis

What happened to Doc Martins are they just regular punk again? Do the SHARPs get them back now from the fringe folks

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

DeimosRising posted:

They're a killer look in China, too, cause NB is the short form of niu bi, which is a major profanity in Mandarin that translates, roughly, to "cow oval office". New Balances in China never have the NB logo so it's a bit of status symbol.

Hah, looked this up to make sure you weren't pullin' "new bie" prank and internet says it's not only true but "cow pussy" is somehow also slang for "loving awesome". Maybe a little bit like how "fuckin A" works? Neat.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

NickRoweFillea posted:

I don't like Ben Simmons anymore

but claiming that he wore it better is precisely what the Rock would've done in the attitude era


EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

R.D. Mangles posted:

you need a prescription to get those

ugh seriously. a diabetic support shoe

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
I think those shoes might cost a little bit more than $500

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

some folks at marketing must've misinterpreted lots of feedback saying "they look sick"

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
I would agree that bowties on white folks have to be on 70+ year old men, (super-duper formal, like more formal than your own wedding type of formal) or else you're a child-molester or some rear end in a top hat trying to put on an image of Quirk


I mean, on the show they even point out that the Look is From somewhere:

(for whatever reason Denzel as Malcolm X is more associated with the bow-tie to me personally than the actual Malcolm X who I think of as wearing a thin black tie)

Anyhow it's a dangerous Look to adopt if you don't have the moral fortitude to die for your political convictions. Later in his life Malcolm X realized that his wonderful house/field metaphor was applicable to ALL races and creeds suffering from the greed of the ruling class (what attitude do YOU take towards the institutions that dictate your life?), he began to advocate for socialist policies so they shot him in front of an audience just to prove a point.

edit:
man what an amazing speech:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kf7fujM4ag

EvanTH fucked around with this message at 19:01 on May 11, 2017

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
christmas at mcdonalds

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Yeah a suit with shorts seems like a good way to attract British paedophiles but I don't think it does much otherwise.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
sorry honey we can't get married today; I blew the crotch out my fancy dress jorts

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Most of my wardrobe for the past half-decade has been Banana Republic. While I aspire to the heights of Westbrook, Kevin Love seems about right for what I can realistically achieve, so that's good branding



Banana P Public making a statement that sure he's a pro basketball player but really maybe he's more of a volleyball guy

awful picture

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
You could tell me Wilt Chamberlain was Walt Frazier's older brother and I might believe you. Maybe it's just the facial hair styling but they are some similar-lookin' dudes

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Puppy's sniffin' the basket ball :]

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Speleothing posted:

Why has he zip tied his laces?

anti-JR Smith device

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

chunkles posted:

is that necklace supposed to resemble the tabs on a can of coke, cause that's what it reminds me of

Only Built 4 Sugar Drinx

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
idk I think the look is supposed to be Super Hero Who Saved Some People On The Way Over, like when Superman is in a bunch of explosions and his costume is hosed up but he's still fine underneath.

it's fun

edit: plus it's in sequence, Supervillain to Superhero

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Has Russ ever been fined by the league, because technically that totally violates the dress code

if it costs enough it counts as formal wear.

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