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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

how should i converse with my betrothed

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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

please get off of the highway cars are there!!

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

please get off of the highway cars are there!!

she laughed at this good job

Lil Cunty


how about you get off the drat phone and pay attention to your driving :argh:


ty crap

ty landy

Captain No-mates

the no friends poster is threatening to tell our child about anime again

(i am)

verily carefree

Ask her if you'll be stopping for updog anytime soon

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

WD-40 posted:

how about you get off the drat phone and pay attention to your driving :argh:

i don't drive i am human garbage cargo

dogcrash truther
tell her you love her and youre so happy you had a baby with her

verily carefree

Full Metal Jacket posted:

Ask her if you'll be stopping for updog anytime soon

Then she will say what's up dog and u can say "not much"

Lil Cunty


Bo-Pepper posted:

i don't drive i am human garbage cargo

oh same, totally highfive

send her my love then


ty crap

ty landy

dogcrash truther
tell her to pull the car over right now its time to make love like you did when you were young

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

dogcrash truther posted:

tell her you love her and youre so happy you had a baby with her

she said aww that's nice and smiled good job

smoobles

you forgot me. you forgot your son, at home. why did you leave me, i am going to drink the stuff under the sink

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GoodbyeTurtles

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we forgot to bring the baby!!

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

Full Metal Jacket posted:

Then she will say what's up dog and u can say "not much"

i messed this up earlier by repeating the first part out loud and was all i don't know what this schmoe is all about

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

smoobles posted:

you forgot me. you forgot your son, at home. why did you leave me, i am going to drink the stuff under the sink

the only thing you'll find to drink under the sink is balsamic vinegar and olive oil so enjoy your salad buster

Lil Cunty


Bo-Pepper posted:

the only thing you'll find to drink under the sink is balsamic vinegar and olive oil so enjoy your salad buster

have fun changing that diaper when you get home


ty crap

ty landy

alnilam

tell her about zork

A Tin Of Beans

read her the liste of stickied threads

Al Borland

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WD-40 posted:

have fun changing that diaper when you get home


A Tin Of Beans posted:

read her the liste of stickied threads

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Does she have any questions about bees?

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Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

dogcrash truther posted:

tell her to pull the car over right now its time to make love like you did when you were young

we railed on the side of the road while baby bo-pepper looked on in confusion saying "mama dada car ride?"

Bo-Pepper

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we are on the bridge now entering the city rush is on the radio

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

Tom Sawyer

bacalou


just say "goodbye" and tuck and roll out the door

Lil Cunty


i love slice of life posting


bo-pepper is the steinbeck of byob


ty crap

ty landy

dogcrash truther

Bo-Pepper posted:

we railed on the side of the road while baby bo-pepper looked on in confusion saying "mama dada car ride?"

you did not

dogcrash truther
your baby would be blinded by your rear end, had it happened

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

dogcrash truther posted:

your baby would be blinded by your rear end, had it happened
my baby is already blind you son of a bitch

Captain No-mates

read an excerpt from The Birds and the Memes: a brief introduction to byob

Al Borland

by XyloJW

bacalou posted:

just say "goodbye" and tuck and roll out the door

Bo-Pepper posted:

we railed on the side of the road while baby bo-pepper looked on in confusion saying "mama dada car ride?"


Your baby sounds adorable how old is he / she?

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Bo-Pepper

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Captain No-mates posted:

read an excerpt from The Birds and the Memes: a brief introduction to byob

she doesn't need to know anymore about byob than she does now already she adopts a that's my husband tone when seeing me browse this festively colored Internet place

Ace of Baes
tell her in japan christmas is anime

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Bo-Pepper

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7777777 posted:

tell her in japan christmas is anime

we are in new york traffic now i shouldn't confuse her we're passing Bellevue hospital and things just feel ill at ease in its radius

Piso Mojado

Ask her if she has any questions about byob, the premiere forum for depressed gay teens.

Bo-Pepper

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we're almost home the baby is falling asleep i will hate to wake him when i take him in the house

Bo-Pepper

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ATCG posted:

Ask her if she has any questions about byob, the premiere forum for depressed gay teens.

she says yes

"how does it work?"

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Bo-Pepper posted:

we're almost home the baby is falling asleep i will hate to wake him when i take him in the house

quietly carry him inside while he is asleep.

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Bo-Pepper

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Al Borland posted:

quietly carry him inside while he is asleep.

he wakes up anyway then we need to put him in jammies it's a process

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Bo-Pepper

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we are singing crazy train to him

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