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I was registering for their bullshit and ran into this http://youtu.be/TFSb8gOfphM It is loving amazing.
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It even has raid content https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w091P8Up4I
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Third World Reggin posted:It even has raid content SOOOOO NICE. VEEEEEEYYYY GUUUUUDDD.
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Third World Reggin posted:One download is finished, I'll be done shortly. I am already done. Hey all you fucks reading this. Get in CTS Poop Angry Dome mumble and PREPARE FOR TONIGHTISH FOR THE RAPTURE WILL CUM.
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Race is the genesis of montel
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Third World Reggin posted:http://www.twitch.tv/grithok He is still streaming. LOOK AT THIS poo poo
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Ok we played this for a bit, and uhh... it is really janky and really fun. Like broken fun, not that normal you want to play to progress fun. The two factions, one has access to mech suits and the other has access to animals. You can rank these up world of tanks style, level up with them, and use them everywhere except in some dungeons. I have a helicopter at level 15 and drinkfist has a god drat plane. There is a boat, train, and a bunchf of loving mechs. The classes seem weird as gently caress and what ever. We have seen one gold spam. If you kill players you can get sent to jail This is literally the wushu client with html errors and everything If you do sign up for this game, just remember, don't use a password you use elsewhere. snail games usa is not secure.
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So me and grithok were testing the prison system. They sent me to exile island and told me I had to collect a massive amount of herbs and kill a massive amount of boars to repent and reduce my wanted points to get out faster. Literally the punishment is the worst kind of quest in an mmo. Also for killing Grithok twice and getting 200 wanted points for it and then letting him kill me netted me a 95 min jail time.
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How to play a snail usa game Step 1: Create an account with a password you don't use anywhere else Step 2: Never give them money Step 3: Expect poo poo to be broken and have flashing icons like a 1998 geocities spam site Step 4: Enjoy the broken poo poo which is just funny Step 5: take it too far and hand them your wallet god damnit why are you still playing this game haro
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Current in game status We got a guild, GoonTang. Turns out spaces are illegal characters. You either apply by pressing G or going to the guild npc in the first town. I don't know if you need level 15 or if pressing G works, but what ever. poo poo is broken fun.
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Third World Reggin posted:poo poo is broken fun. did someone say my name
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Warrior Princess posted:did someone say my name It is bad enough you may not even touch this
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Third World Reggin posted:It is bad enough you may not even touch this whoa
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This almost sounds like fun. Yet I know that if I play it then it won't be and I will regret it.
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Streaming this right meow. http://www.twitch.tv/stanleypain007
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One of the really encouraging things for you is they don't even spell "password" right on their signup page. e: One of their class pages has completely different stats listed than all the other classes. And I don't just mean "These are clearly the same stats with different names", I mean there is absolutely no way you could tie one set of stats to the other. Like most have things like "Range" and "Sustainability" and the other has literal "Strength" "Agility" type stats. Mulva fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Dec 30, 2014 |
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Questionable design choices coupled with a hackneyed steampunk theme, all tied together with broken English? Huh, I guess Zybourne Clock got finished after all. What server/faction are we playing on, by the way? If in fact we're braindead enough to be doing so.
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There are two choices. Mad max germanic steam punk and then the Navi. We went with steam punk but this isn't a long term commitment. The other side is underpopulated in wars since well, they made a game, only advertised steam punk, and only those people joined. So we are on the lokemae server as the steam punk faction, gently caress if I can recall their name, under the guild goontang. Don't take the game too seriously and get prepared to click through everything. The first 10 levels are the intro levels and take about 30-40 minutes to do. It looks like they should of been 2 hours to do with all the poo poo they throw at you but then condensed the levels for a western audience. Most of the kill quests are kill 1 thing
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1. Can I puke on people again? 2. Can I still use Subway gift cards to pay for poo poo? 3. Can I the follow the lady to the guest room?
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NPCs Keep putting me in strange poo poo to send me to the next guy. This was the second one. The first one was some hosed up unicycle. Unguided posted:1. Can I puke on people again? No. No. No. Allow me to undo what the gently caress Grithok caused. This is running on some heavily modified Wushu Engine. You got your millions of complicated menus and systems and your hosed up chat emojis. Thats all you get. There is no relation past that with Age of Wushu. There is no Kung Fu. No special movement walk on walls/water poo poo. There is no china voice acting. No random encounters. No China people in general. This is German Steampunk World of Tanks/Mechwarrior vs The loving Navi blue fucks from Avatar. Like Grithok said no one wants to be the loving avatar poo poo people and there was no advertising for this game in general so the crowd is non-existant. Game is not dead because we still saw a handful of players that were not us leveling up but this isn't Massive. Most of you are asking yourselves something along the line of "Oh wow did this game just come out? I think I remember hearing about this." and the answer is loving No this game did not just come out. This game released in June with a Open/Closed Beta Cycle prior to that as well. This game has literally done anti marketing to the point where no one even knew this poo poo existed. What this game did just do is release an expansion that added naval combat and boosted the level cap from 40 to 50. That poo poo is new. Right now in the leaderboards the top players are level 48. So don't be surprised at this game's loving population because you thought this thread was about Black Desert. Ive been playing it for the better part of the night with Grithok and it is a Fun Bad Game. Snail Games has made another game that is loving fun but because they hate Americans we get this massive pile of bad on top of the fun. I have just reached level 20 and not even seen what the gently caress the cash shop looks like or what it contains. I don't know when it is gonna happen but eventually they are going to want me to pay them and I can't find it yet. Unless you are clinically insane then do not give Snail games any real information about you or give them money. The company itself is made out of goldsellers and hackers.
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I dunno the game is kinda just bad bad so far but it is amusing in it's badness. I'm AnimeRambo.
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randombattle posted:I dunno the game is kinda just bad bad so far but it is amusing in it's badness. I'm AnimeRambo. Get the gently caress in mumble loser. CTS. Poop The Angry Dome.
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Well I guess I'm stuck buying Subway with the gift cards I got for Christmas.
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If the game gives you any dumbass collect ten bear asses quest then tell the game it can go gently caress and use a tank. Finishes that poo poo up in under 30 seconds.  TAKE THE LEMONS YOU FUCKS. KAROOOOOOOOOWWWAMMOOOCHAAA
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Drinkfist posted:Get the gently caress in mumble loser. I'll be on in the coming days. My mother is in the hospital so I'm kinda busy.
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 The Npcs in this game look pretty cool. I want this guy's everything.
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This game is a big "What if the mmo setting took place with conventional warfare" kind of hosed up twist. All those loving mopes roaming about mindlessly in the woods never expected me to show up in a loving helicopter with cannons and missiles. They literally don't stand a loving chance. They can't even reach me in the sky or survive a few volleys from this poo poo. A real gently caress you to the whole genre this game is. gently caress your 10 Bear asses and your loving poo poo forest you goddam bandits. :Tanks and Helicopters roll in: Welcome to the poo poo because I AM THE CREAM. THE CREAM OF THE CROP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q NOTHING MEANS NOTHING.
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