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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
- Don't make them annoying. If you make a TOXX like "every post will praise Michael Cole" or "every post will end with YES YES YES YES YES YES" you will probably get banned. They are supposed to be punishments, like past TOXXes "I will sing a forum-chosen entrance theme" or "I will go around introducing random people like Ricardo Rodriguez." (that one owned)

- If your TOXX doesn't include a time limit, you have one month to complete it or else you will be banned. That's February 25th, folks.

- The thread closes during the Rumble and will re-open after the Rumble.

- If you want to make your TOXX contingent on Royal Rumble bingo, here are the cards:





TOXXes:

Thauros posted:

If my team's entrant is a surprise (NXT guy, unannounced return from injury, woman, legend, HHH/Sting, etc...) or the Royal Rumble winner I will get an avatar of that wrestler with the picture and text chosen by a teammate.

If the guy I draw doesn't fit into one of those categories but is eliminated by one that does, someone from that team can choose my avatar with no restrictions.

New avatar will be kept until Wrestlemania.

Valeyard posted:

If Ryback doesn't win the Rumble I'm out of here till Mania day

If he does win then I'll Tweet at him everyday until Mania like some kind of one man hype machine (just on Twitter) and buy Ryback merch to wear at the gym

TheEggsBenedict posted:

Going to do the toxx that Thauros is doing.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

If my team's entrant is Daniel Bryan I will purchase a subscription to the dollar shave club in Daniel Bryan's name, order all the accessories and post in-depth reviews of everything included in character.

If it's anybody else I will buy an avatar of the winning team's choosing and accompany it with some smutty fanfiction text. It'll stay until Rumble 2016.

Volcano Style posted:

If the final two are Roman Reigns and Daniel Bryan, I will record myself singing that loving awful TNA Wonderland song.

bladeworksmaster posted:

I'll also do Thauros' please.

BlueArmyMan posted:

If Daniel Bryan does not win the Rumble, I will watch Wrestlemania (via the Network) and review the winner's match as if it were a five snowflake classic.

IcePhoenix posted:

Gonna do my Toxx from last year with a tweak because Reigns nearly gave me a heart attack:

I will donate $10 to charity for each person my Rumble Roulette number eliminates, to a max of $50. The charity will be chosen by the wrestler if I can get in touch with them (likely via twitter) or by PSP consensus if I cannot.

However, I will not donate to Susan G Kommen or PETA (or any other lovely charity/nonprofit) and if they choose that I will instead donate to a similar charity that actually deserves the money.

If my wrestler does not eliminate anyone then my toxx applies to whomever eliminates them.

Yorkshire Tea posted:

If a person who has never been a World Champion before wins the Rumble, if my team entrant wins the Rumble or if Bad News Barrett wins, I will walk around London interviewing random people dressed as said wrestler and in character.

If Roman Reigns wins he'll have to get a character first otherwise this won't be very entertaining.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Every wrestler that Ryback eliminates, I will write a haiku about how Ryback is superior to them.

SaberToothedPie posted:

I'm doing thauros' toxx.

A Real Horse posted:

I'm going to do the same as IcePhoenix.

Bobtista posted:

If my entrant wins the rumble, :10bux:x2 to Connors Cure

If my entrant is eliminated, :10bux:x2 to Connors Cure :siren: with an additional :10bux: for every entrant the eliminating guy eliminates after mine :siren: plus I will rename and replace my custom title with whatever that entrant's team stupilates

Natalya Fartz posted:

If Kane breaks the all time elimination record (so gets 2+ eliminations) , I will buy a lovely Kane mask and record a video of me reading any Kane promo of the winning team choosing.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

If my entrant loses I will get a homosexual themed name and avatar chosen by the team that eliminates him. I need a new gay name.

Quantrill posted:

If Tyson Kidd comes out on my Rumble Roulette number I will get this stupid haircut:

SteamyV posted:

If my Rumble entrant is eliminated by Corporate Kane, I will get a libertarian-themed avatar and text of Kane's team's choosing.

If my Rumble entrant is eliminated by The Demon Kane (mask required), I will get a devil/fire-themed avatar and text of Kane's team's choosing.

If my entrant or Rusev eliminates either Kane, I will get a communism-themed avatar and text of the eliminating team's choosing.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

If my team does not win the royal rumble, I will make sock puppets of wrestlers and host a full soap opera about them. Wrestlers to be picked by PSP. They will probably be bad sock puppets. I'm not very good at puppets.

Cardboard Box posted:

if daniel bryan does not win the royal rumble i will not watch wwe or post in live threads for wwe shows until wrestlemania

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

I will donate $5 for every Roman Reigns elimination.
$10 for every Kane elimination.
Let's go Kane, I love you Kane.
Undecided on charity right now.

Daniel Bryan posted:

If a surprise entrant wins the Rumble (meaning they are not announced for the show, and do not appear on any shows leading up to it) then I will change my SA name to Dave Meltzer.

Petit Gregory posted:

If either of the Dusts eliminate each other from the Rumble, I will cosplay as Stardust at WM31 and post a trip report completely in character.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

For every person my Rumble roulette entrant throws out, I'll score an equal number of PPVs using Paragon League Wrestling's rulebook. If my entrant doesn't eliminate anyone, the eliminating team gets to choose which one I do. If my entrant wins the Rumble, I'll also live score WrestleMania 31.

EDIT: Slight modification, for each person my guy tosses, the team of the guy who got tossed get to choose the PPV I score.

Omally posted:

if my guy wins, I'll change my username to that guy's name.

if my guy doesn't win, i'll change my name to the guy who threw him out.

in the incredibly unlikely scenario that these names have already been taken by other posters, I will change my name to a dead wrestler of the winning team's choosing.

Optimist with doubt posted:

I'll go classic with the avatar bet. If my teams choice doesn't win I will get an avatar of the winning team's choosing. Oh and since I didn't clarify for this last one, let's just keep it the same and say until next royal rumble.

Chokes McGee posted:

If Ryback throws three or more people out, I will buy, read, and post a review of the Secret for PSP's enjoyment. If he throws five or more people out, I will do it in character as Ryback himself (to the best of my ability).

I like the charity toxxes because they turn a dumb thing into a really nice thing and make people cheer our chosen guys on even more. Here's mine: for every wrestler Kane throws out, I will donate :10bux: to the Suicide Prevention Hotline. Upper cap is unlimited, I have zero problems donating $120 to this cause. In fact, I expect him to throw a lot of people out, so I'm doing this to fund a safety net to keep me from killing myself after Cena wins :v:

Kaskadan posted:

Same as every year, I will change my avatar to a picture of my guy. If my team wins, I or my team choose, if my guy loses, the winning team chooses.

Gorgolflox posted:

If my guy wins I will get a new horrible avatar of my teams choosing. If the guy who eliminates my guy wins then his team gets to pick my new horrible avatar.

If my guy is Daniel Bryan then my team can pick a D-Bry themed avatar for me assuming he wasn't eliminated by the winner.

If Daniel Bryan wins and none of the above happens then Team D-Bry can pick a Bryan themed avatar for me.

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

If my entrant wins, I will donate 20 dollars to the charity of my teammate's choosing

If my entrant gets eliminated, the team of the guy who eliminated my entrant gets to choose a new wrestling related avatar and text (nothing that is going to get me banned, plz) until Summerslam. If that guy wins, I will keep it until next year's Rumble.

Yorkshire Tea posted:

If Wade Barrett eliminates someone I will deliver the eliminated wrestler some Bad News.

sk posted:

doing the thauros toxx :toxx:

Ask Me For Warez posted:

If my entrant wins, is eliminated by the winner, eliminates the most or ties for most eliminations, I will change my avatar and text to a dead wrestler of my teams choice. And keep it until at least Wrestlemania.

Senerio posted:

If Wade Barrett eliminates my wrestler, I will deliver my wrestler bad news.
Also:
If my wrestler is Cesaro, I will make a lame JBL show Cesaro-esque quip about each wrestler he eliminates.

Happyman posted:

Donating 50 Euros to the Red Cross if a woman enters the Rumble, and an additional 10 for each person she eliminates.

Perry Normal posted:

For every person that my team's entrant eliminates, I will donate $10 to comic book artist Norm Breyfogle's fund to pay for stroke related medical expenses.

If my entrant wins the Rumble, I'll bump up my donation to at least $100 even if they didn't eliminate 10 people.

I Love My Axe posted:

If my entrant doesn't last for at least twenty minutes, I will get an avatar of NXT's Blue Pants holding a sign saying how much I suck.

tigerdriver82 posted:

I will donate $10 to Connor's Cure for every elimination by my entrant.

If my entrant wins, it is DOUBLED!

If my entrant is Daniel Bryan, it is TRIPLED!!!

(capped at $150)

If Daniel Bryan wins the Royal Rumble, then a member of the winning team will receive a wrestling related DVD of my choosing from my collection. This also applies if Daniel Bryan is my entrant (on top on the donation)

AtomikKrab posted:

:toxx: I will donate :10bux: to an animal related charity (a good one, not peta.) for every line filled this is vertical, horizontal, and diagonal,. If all boxes get filled I will donate $200 instead. (I will also need 3 months in that case to make sure I don't render myself utterly broke doing it.)

Also I' signed up for a team if I remember, if my wrestler wins I will donate $5 more for each wrestler they eliminate. :toxx:

NickRoweFillea posted:

If Daniel Bryan wins the rumble, I will donate ten bucks to Connors Cure.

If Roman Reigns win the rumble, I will donate ten bucks to Connors Cure and get an avatar of that face he made when he botched his promo line and keep it until, at the earliest, Wrestlemania.

If my entrant wins the Rumble I will donate twenty bucks to Connors Cure and commission an avatar made of him.

e. also if roman wins the rumble i'll cancel my wwe network sub until daniel bryan becomes world champ again :toxx:

St Evan Echoes posted:

I'd like to do the same as tigerdriver82, but in the absence of wrestling DVDs I'll buy someone from the winning team a piece of merch related to their guy

canti32 posted:

I'll donate 20bux if my entrant wins the rumble, plus an extra 10 for each NXT surprise entrant. 30$ if my entrant is a NXT wrestler, 40 if it is Charlotte. Conor's Cure seems to be pretty popular here so that's where my money will go.

freeranger posted:

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If my wrestler picked via the Roulette wins, then someone on my team gets to pick my new ava/txt combo, or if my wrestler is eliminated than someone from that wrestlers team gets to pick the same.

Delsaber posted:

If my entrant is Tyson Kidd I will change my avatar to a cat picture to be chosen by the team of the wrestler who eliminates him.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I'll go in for the classic too.

If my number wins I'll get an av/text of my team's choice, if he loses same but for the choice of the team that knocked him out.

Also just because the Network makes it easier. If my guy wins I'll write a review of all their PPV matches as if I'm a 100% total fanboy mark for them spoiler alert they're all five stars and each one is the best match ever.

CyberPingu posted:

gently caress it.

Whoever my rumble roulette guy is, if he is knocked out, flavour text and avatar can be selected by team that he is knocked out by.

If he wins, Flavour text and avatar will be changed to something botchamania or OSWReview related.

Great White Hope posted:

If Kane or Goldust win the Rumble I'll print out that novel and eat it.

GenericMartini posted:

:toxx: I will get an avatar of the winner of the royal rumble. Anybody can give me an avatar of this wrestler.

sunsweet posted:

If my number wins, I'll buy an avatar of him. If he loses, the team of the guy that eliminated him can pick my new avatar and I'll buy it. I'll keep it until the next Rumble. No NSFW pictures and/or hate speech; I'm not having a racial slur under a picture of Kofi Kingston or some poo poo.

NickRoweFillea posted:

If John Cena overcomes the odds and pins Brock clean, walking out with the title, I will buy that new big dumb John Cena shirt and wear it to my workouts for as long as it holds up

Writer Cath posted:

If my person wins, I will write an essay on why they should immediately be WWE champion.

If my person is eliminated, I will write a piece of non-sexual fanfiction about the person who eliminates them.

yea ok posted:

If my guy wins i'll watch and review an easily obtainable chikara dvd of the chikara thread's choice with as little bias as possible. bye

BodyMassageMachine posted:

I've had the same avatar for 9 years now, so I think it's high time to retire Spidey.

If my guy (#21) wins the Rumble, I will change my avatar to an image of that guy as chosen by my teammates. If my guy loses, I will change my av to one of the guy that eliminated him, as chosen by that team. I will keep said avatar until SummerSlam. What an original :toxx:!

Edit: no porn/racism plz

No Irish Need Imply fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Jan 25, 2015

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Pick your own card and keep up with it yourself!

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Last call for TOXXes. Please don't make them.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
He's been making that TOXX for years and it finally bit him in the rear end. Amazing.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Bobtista posted:

Just waiting on Team 29 to give me a new name and title to buy, if there's nothing suggested by the time the time limit on the toxx runs out I guess I dodge a bullet or do I just get hosed?
If nobody gives you a punishment then you're home free.

Natalya Fartz posted:

I wasn't paying super close attention. I know Kane threw Ziggler out with Show, but did he throw a second dude out? My lovely voice reading a Kane promo might rival a dude with Tyson Kidds haircut.
Kane threw a few people out.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
For the last time: if your TOXX involves someone else giving you a punishment but that person doesn't show up to give you that punishment after a month, you are free from your TOXX.

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I love TOXXes.

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