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Fence it weird. Make a corridor fence (it won't cost much) a hundred feet from the house. Have a secondary gate they have to go through back into their potty area, then fence 50x20 of that or whatever you want them to have to romp and poo poo in. It won't cost $10,000. I'd be surprised if it costs $500 if you do it yourself (it is piss easy to put up fence). Yeah it won't look normal to people not aware of the situation, but who cares what they think? And save up to fence your whole property and cross-fence it, man. If you ever resale, pre-fenced property with that kind of acreage sells so much better than non-fenced.
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Spermy Smurf posted:But mowing the lawn was going to be so easy with this place What in the gently caress is wrong with where you live? Out in the boonies means cool poo poo like goats and chickens and cows and you need fences for those.
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Dec 31, 2014 17:50
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What the gently caress is wrong with the people where you live that three fenced acres is a bad thing and people actively take down fencing in the rural areas on acreage 
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Dec 31, 2014 21:51
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Spermy Smurf posted:^^ Ivy is a great idea. Will mention that to the old lady! I live right beside the rockies. Like, I see Mt. Rainier every day it's clear. Constantly. Even though there are fences everywhere because I live in a sane rural area and not some retard white collar shitlord "oh nooo a fence" area. You're going to have your gross little retard kids in the road too. Unless you're gonna put zap collars on them. I kind of want you to put zap collars on them. rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 31, 2014 22:06
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E: ^^^^ No shut up and hate him wheatsSpermy Smurf posted:^^^ Me either, talk to the people from Mass and CT about it. You are one of the stupidest most arrogant motherfuckers and I just want to kick you in the dick until it dies so you can't make more car torpedos in your wife. Like the sheer amount I hate you right now is unknown to me. It is incredible. E2: I may repeal this if you are not actually being the stupidest, most arrogant motherfucker as you seem to be. But until then you are. 
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Dec 31, 2014 22:18
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Spermy Smurf posted:I don't understand you. One day, Spermy. Pow, punt, right in the dick and straight to the moon.
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Dec 31, 2014 22:20
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Spermy Smurf posted:I'm not a flatlander. You asked what kind of retard wants to remove fences. I told you: Flatlanders. Now I've got retarded kids and deserve dick-kickings? OKAY I REPEAL THAT YOU NEED DICK KICKINGS AND YOUR CHILDREN ARE CAR TORPEDOS HOWEVER: falling to their whims is giving in to the MAN. Don't do it! Fight the power! Fence the property! All of it! Forever! gently caress them as hard as you can! Paint the fence bright loving purple with dicks all over it!
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Dec 31, 2014 22:24
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Spermy Smurf posted:I will do one better: I wont ever sell to one of those assholes. It's my property, and I''ll be damned if I let them whine about the smell of woodsmoke from a fireplace or whatever. Gather a mound of dog poo poo in a nearby field, set it ablaze. Seriously though I'd go insane.
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Dec 31, 2014 22:32
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Tasty_Crayon posted:Fence in only part of the yard you dipshit. TC you came too late, like usual. I know this from your boyfriend. Who told me that last night.
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Jan 1, 2015 04:18
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Tasty_Crayon posted:Oh man is that where those teeth marks came from? You gotta use some more finesse in your knob jobs girl.  He said he liked it
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Jan 1, 2015 04:35
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Pile of Kittens posted:I don't get it. Why can't you just fence a little yard in around the back of the house, other than being too lazy to scoop poop? I'm gonna make nair for pussies so your carpet can match your drapes
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Jan 1, 2015 05:56
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Pile of Kittens posted:I have roman blinds, not drapes, you insensitive harridan. I guess that makes your oval office a revolving door, then.
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Jan 1, 2015 06:22
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Can I build a compound now with murder tibetan mastiffs and .50 guns mounted on the fence which is on fire, electrified, invisible and explosive?
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Jan 6, 2015 21:51
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Avshalom posted:Supr, your house is beautiful. I have to admit I always pictured you living in a shack in the middle of a swamp, surrounded by "Trespassers Will Be Shot" signs and barbed wire. she has a wreath
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Jan 7, 2015 01:04
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Superconsndar posted:nO I LIVE IN THE WILD if you lived in the wild your loving cave would have a martha stewart door knocker
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Superconsndar posted:end cyber bullying but I like listening to u talk about ur dogs
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