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01011001
Dec 26, 2012

sector_corrector posted:

it does suck if you're running a summoning necro and you get to duriel, esp without respecs, since all of your sources of damage disappear entirely and getting corpses between deaths becomes a pain in the rear end

this is pretty much exactly what happened to me the first time i played diablo 2

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Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

THE PENETRATOR posted:

thankfully when i played d2 i had a strong enough computer and internet to not get hosed by the great area load bug

that bug owns. it's one of the rare bugs that is actually a scrub check for your computer that isn't a smoke cloud of some sort

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

VisAbsoluta posted:



learn to parry loving idiot

Platinum's boss design is consistently some of the best boss design ever.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

THE PENETRATOR posted:

thankfully when i played d2 i had a strong enough computer and internet to not get hosed by the great area load bug

That owned so hard. First time I got to him I was a sorc and when I went down I just died and had no clue wtf.

BERGfu
Aug 24, 2010


THE PENETRATOR posted:

thankfully when i played d2 i had a strong enough computer and internet to not get hosed by the great area load bug

I was on a poo poo bird lap top at the time and literally just showed me the death respawn overlay when it loaded.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
ragnarok online handled that really well by not letting a character be attacked until they sent a move/attack command or a second passed

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Mach2 posted:

Platinum's boss design is consistently some of the best boss design ever.

Bayonetta 2's is weak and repetitive.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Doctor Goat posted:

ragnarok online handled that really well by not letting a character be attacked until they sent a move/attack command or a second passed

A second was too short.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

Bayonetta 2's is weak and repetitive.

I haven't played it yet and you're crushing my soul please let this be a lie

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Mach2 posted:

I haven't played it yet and you're crushing my soul please let this be a lie

It's a huge lie. Bayonetta 2 has way better bosses than the first game.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

Evil Eagle posted:

It's a huge lie. Bayonetta 2 has way better bosses than the first game.

Thank you gamer, you've made me feel much better

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Evil Eagle posted:

It's a huge lie. Bayonetta 2 has way better bosses than the first game.

More than half of them are the same thing, where is just you verse a regular dude who attacks really fast and you can only get 2 or 3 hits in. They're fine but they use the same encounter a lot. It has lots of other great fights though, just nothing as good as the Jeanne fight from 1.

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

I agree that the Jeanne fights are the best but I think every other fight is worse in 1.

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

Moldy Taxes posted:

I've never beaten Chrono Cross because Miguel is pretty dang hard! Then again he's on like, disc 2 so maybe that doesn't count.

Are you loving retarded? Disc 2 does not start until very near the end of the game, well past the fight with Miguel. Christ!

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

conceitedguy posted:

Are you loving retarded? Disc 2 does not start until very near the end of the game, well past the fight with Miguel. Christ!

It's completely moot since chronocross was poo poo that people only know about because it has "chrono" in the name.

Inflammatory
Apr 22, 2014
it's been a long time since i played chrono cross, remind me why everyone hates it. besides the really tenuous plot connections to trigger.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
miguel was a prick though

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
he made you sit through his dumb poo poo speech as punishment for each time he killed you too, serving as a gateway to teach people not to read anything in that poo poo game

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Also he guards a literal gateway back to the real world and a metaphorical gateway bell combination thingy.

Everybody hates Chrono Cross because the game doesn't make a single iota of sense even on its own. Conversely, it features the best use of alternate timelines where you can see that the dwarves that called you racist for making them extinct will just wipe out the fairies to the last for lebensraum if you choose the other option letting you very smugly murder them. Music is also pretty good.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

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Nap Ghost


Stealth? Why would I care about that in this game about shooting alieOH gently caress

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Inflammatory posted:

it's been a long time since i played chrono cross, remind me why everyone hates it. besides the really tenuous plot connections to trigger.

other than looking and sounding nice it doesnt have anything going for it and the plot connections to chrono trigger are mostly making GBS threads on the ending

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Remember how Chrono Trigger started quickly, lacked a mandatory tutorial, and immediately hooked you into the plot? If you want, you can go from the beginning of the game to 600 A.D. in about five minutes. Chrono Cross starts the game by making you do an idiot lizard-catching minigame that takes forever. Remember how Chrono Trigger battles were fast and didn't slow the game and could be ended in a turn or two? Chrono Cross battles combine the long slow animations of every PSX-era RPG with a system that requires several turns before you can use your actual abilities. Dual and triple techs? Gone. Interesting boss design that taught the game as it goes along? Gone. But don't worry, they've added joke tutorial boss fights that take forever.

Chrono Cross is not a good or fun RPG on a mechanical level. Then on top of that the characters are even more poorly-developed than CT characters somehow, the plot has Xenogears-level pacing problems, and there are about three memorable locations in the entire game.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

the "somehow" to how poorly developed they are is that instead of 7 characters there are like 50 for some reason, in a game where the party size is 3 and you can never swap out your silent main character

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!

01011001 posted:

the "somehow" to how poorly developed they are is that instead of 7 characters there are like 50 for some reason, in a game where the party size is 3 and you can never swap out your silent main character

you do have to be a cat for a long time though instead of the regular dude

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

That was going to happen in Chrono Trigger as well, but they decided the sprite for Alfador was too small to animate in battle.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

FactsAreUseless posted:

Remember how Chrono Trigger started quickly, lacked a mandatory tutorial, and immediately hooked you into the plot? If you want, you can go from the beginning of the game to 600 A.D. in about five minutes. Chrono Cross starts the game by making you do an idiot lizard-catching minigame that takes forever. Remember how Chrono Trigger battles were fast and didn't slow the game and could be ended in a turn or two? Chrono Cross battles combine the long slow animations of every PSX-era RPG with a system that requires several turns before you can use your actual abilities. Dual and triple techs? Gone. Interesting boss design that taught the game as it goes along? Gone. But don't worry, they've added joke tutorial boss fights that take forever.

Chrono Cross is not a good or fun RPG on a mechanical level. Then on top of that the characters are even more poorly-developed than CT characters somehow, the plot has Xenogears-level pacing problems, and there are about three memorable locations in the entire game.
There are double and triple techs, except they all suck and need that quiet kid who is somehow a leader. Good thing they added a Field Effect that made your attacks stronger to compensate. Oh wait, it exists to make bosses a bitch and a half and you need to spend several turns to make use of it. As it is random when bosses decide to take their turn, they will probably double cast or change the whole field in their turn.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

i went and checked, there are 9 double and 2 triple techs. most of the doubles need characters who arent serge so the odds that you will just stumble on most of them are fairly slim

BERGfu
Aug 24, 2010


Whybird posted:



Stealth? Why would I care about that in this game about shooting alieOH gently caress

Wasted so many grenades trying to figure out how to kill this thing.

LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

Today I'm... amped up!



Oh, maybe I should use that ability to go back and forth to certain areas without needing to complete them in their entirety.

The guy is hard due to all the cocaine he snorts, but if you complete part of Taipei you can get a contact who will essentially poison his cocaine and make him a cakewalk.

swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

FactsAreUseless posted:

Remember how Chrono Trigger started quickly, lacked a mandatory tutorial, and immediately hooked you into the plot? If you want, you can go from the beginning of the game to 600 A.D. in about five minutes. Chrono Cross starts the game by making you do an idiot lizard-catching minigame that takes forever. Remember how Chrono Trigger battles were fast and didn't slow the game and could be ended in a turn or two? Chrono Cross battles combine the long slow animations of every PSX-era RPG with a system that requires several turns before you can use your actual abilities.

Also remember how the plot of Chrono Trigger is really straightforward and compelling, and all the weird implications of time travel are pushed aside into a single optional sidequest scene? My favorite thing about Chrono Cross is the late-game infodump type speech where an old wise man explains all the mysterious stuff that has been going on in the story so far. It's too long to quote in full here, so take a look at Wikipedia's summary of the most salient points:

quote:

[At Terra Tower, the prophet of time, revealed to be Belthasar from Chrono Trigger, visits him with visions of Crono, Marle, and Lucca. Serge learns that the time research facility Chronopolis created El Nido thousands of years ago after a catastrophic experimental failure drew it to the past.[13] The introduction of a temporally foreign object in history caused the planet to pull in a counterbalance from a different dimension.[14] This was Dinopolis, a city of Dragonians—parallel universe descendants of Chrono Trigger's Reptites. The institutions warred and Chronopolis subjugated the Dragonians. Humans captured their chief creation—the Dragon God, an entity capable of controlling nature.

Chronopolis divided this entity into six pieces and created an Elements system. FATE then terraformed an archipelago, erased the memories of most Chronopolis's staff, and sent them to inhabit and populate its new paradise.[15] Thousands of years later, a panther demon attacked a three-year old Serge. His father took him to find assistance at Marbule, but Serge's boat blew off course due to a raging magnetic storm caused by Schala. Schala, the princess of the Kingdom of Zeal, had long ago accidentally fallen to a place known as the Darkness Beyond Time and began merging with Lavos, the chief villain of Chrono Trigger.[16] Schala's storm nullified Chronopolis's defenses and allowed Serge to contact the Frozen Flame; approaching it healed Serge but corrupted his father.[17] A circuit in Chronopolis then designated Serge "Arbiter", simultaneously preventing FATE from using the Frozen Flame by extension. The Dragons were aware of this situation, creating a seventh Dragon under the storm's cover named Harle, who manipulated Lynx to try and steal the Frozen Flame for the Dragons.[18]

After Serge returned home, FATE sent Lynx to kill Serge, hoping that it would release the Arbiter lock. Ten years after Serge drowned, the thief Kid—presumably on Belthasar's orders—went back in time to save Serge and split the dimensions. FATE, locked out of the Frozen Flame again, knew that Serge would one day cross to Another world and prepared to apprehend him.[19] Lynx switched bodies with Serge to dupe the biological check of Chronopolis on the Frozen Flame. Belthasar then reveals that these events were part of a plan he had orchestrated named Project Kid.

So yeah pretty straightforward

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

LuiCypher posted:



Oh, maybe I should use that ability to go back and forth to certain areas without needing to complete them in their entirety.

The guy is hard due to all the cocaine he snorts, but if you complete part of Taipei you can get a contact who will essentially poison his cocaine and make him a cakewalk.

just dont attack him while he's running at you. hit him when he's not doing that. you dont need the heck intel

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
i liked harle a lot, she's cool

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly


Although I guess the big stumbling block for most is the first helicopter

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

LuiCypher posted:



Oh, maybe I should use that ability to go back and forth to certain areas without needing to complete them in their entirety.

The guy is hard due to all the cocaine he snorts, but if you complete part of Taipei you can get a contact who will essentially poison his cocaine and make him a cakewalk.

If you've been pumping SMG or Pistol (and didn't do St. Petersburg first), he's a complete bitch because you can eat away most of his health while he's got his guns out. Pumping Martial Arts will also work if you dodge until he sags over a little and then beat the poo poo out of him. There are also two full heals in the boss room.

LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

Today I'm... amped up!

01011001 posted:

just dont attack him while he's running at you. hit him when he's not doing that. you dont need the heck intel

Fair enough. I could never deal enough damage to him fast enough and then the cocaine recharged his endurance. That's what I get for being a H2H specialist and having bad timing.

Also, why would you not want heck intel? Heck intel is the best intel. Either way, I considered him a gateway because the first time you play he's probably the most difficult boss in the game, but if you actually take advantage of the game's ability to go from operation to operation without finishing them you can actually make it a much easier boss fight. Either way, once you know how to play the game, he's not that hard.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Effectronica posted:

If you've been pumping SMG or Pistol (and didn't do St. Petersburg first), he's a complete bitch because you can eat away most of his health while he's got his guns out. Pumping Martial Arts will also work if you dodge until he sags over a little and then beat the poo poo out of him. There are also two full heals in the boss room.

you can also do this it assault rifle with like no leveling of the skill, or you just phosphorus-shotgun him when he sags after charging at you, again with no leveling of the skill

you can also easily firebomb him when he's up top because he often just stays in one place

i guess he could be considered a roadblock considering the most common advice i see is to take pistols to skip most of the gameplay and he punishes that the most of the bosses

LuiCypher posted:

Fair enough. I could never deal enough damage to him fast enough and then the cocaine recharged his endurance. That's what I get for being a H2H specialist and having bad timing.

Also, why would you not want heck intel? Heck intel is the best intel. Either way, I considered him a gateway because the first time you play he's probably the most difficult boss in the game, but if you actually take advantage of the game's ability to go from operation to operation without finishing them you can actually make it a much easier boss fight. Either way, once you know how to play the game, he's not that hard.

yeah its not really worth damaging him right before he cokes up because he instantly regains all endurance

the game sometimes gets weird with event triggers if you flip between locations which is why i dont like doing it

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

01011001 posted:

you can also do this it assault rifle with like no leveling of the skill, or you just phosphorus-shotgun him when he sags after charging at you, again with no leveling of the skill

you can also easily firebomb him when he's up top because he often just stays in one place

i guess he could be considered a roadblock considering the most common advice i see is to take pistols to skip most of the gameplay and he punishes that the most of the bosses


yeah its not really worth damaging him right before he cokes up because he instantly regains all endurance

the game sometimes gets weird with event triggers if you flip between locations which is why i dont like doing it

Yeah, I realized that shotgun would also trivialize his coked-up mode right after posting. And I did ARs the first time and grenades the second time I played, so I know that they're not quite so easy as Pistols/SMG/Martial Arts.

But that's a good point. He is a lot harder than Deng or Marburg for most players because he actually chases you down.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

yeah, true, AR isn't quite as good if only because the active skill sucks poo poo. but they'll do the trick in the sense that training them gets you very little so its not like you can bone yourself out of being able to beat him. shotgun is pretty bad too for the most part but phosphorus rounds are really good and damage over time vs bosses is pretty powerful in AP

its not only that he chases you down, deng does that too, its that he chases you down while nearly invincible and if he closes he'll gently caress you up always

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
Cocaine guy fight owned because of the music, just like the bar scene in bulletstorm

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May 2, 2009

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