Political Cartoons 2015: It was. I think. I don't know. Fuck that dumb comic

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Lord_Ventnor: Mar 30, 2010; The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

colonel_korn posted:

DEATH TO CARTOONIST
1

Since when does Branco give a poo poo about gay people, transsexual people, and women?

# ¿ May 13, 2015 20:07

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 12:46

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achillesforever6 posted:

Ha, Joke's on you Rogers! There's a black man and a woman running too, so there! :smug:

# ¿ May 19, 2015 16:20

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Stroop There It Is posted:

hurgh

I wish I had a green sack that had

$
Millions

written on it. That would show'em.

# ¿ May 22, 2015 03:18

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Met posted:

Geez. No wonder he's so angry. Wolf-bladder Syndrome is absolute hell to live through.

# ¿ May 23, 2015 01:13

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Trapezium Dave posted:

Why does the door represent Cuba?

Because the prison was all out of DEBT doors.

# ¿ May 23, 2015 02:48

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Tobermory posted:

Michael Pearl posted:
If you want a child who will integrate into the New World Order and wait his turn in line for condoms, a government funded abortion, sexually transmitted disease treatment, psychological evaluation and a mark on the forehead, then follow the popular guidelines in education, entertainment and discipline, but if you want a son or daughter of God, you will have to do it God�s way.
God's way has been directly linked to the torture-murders of at least three children.

So the way to ~~raise~~ train a child to resist authority... is to train them to accept authority.

:psyduck:

# ¿ May 26, 2015 23:48

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Pander posted:

CTRL-C
CTRL-V

(what is his point, by the way?)

Surveillance. Surveillance never changes.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 22:42

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Met posted:

He's stuck with playing a Rogue, when he really wanted to be a clown-wizard.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 23:12

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

I think the color made it worse. :barf:

# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 06:26

Lord_Ventnor: Mar 30, 2010; The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

Pulitzer please!

# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 01:44

Lord_Ventnor: Mar 30, 2010; The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

Stephen Colbert mocked Trump's announcement to high heaven. It's not quite a political cartoon, but it is a thing of beauty.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 22:58

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A Bad King posted:

I'd say this is in the running for most transphobic.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2015 01:32

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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Is the guy working on the nuke supposed to represent Iran? I can't tell without a label.

He's probably supposed to be Khomeni. It's always Khomeni.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 00:58

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Rorus Raz posted:

8
It's okay, everyone: McCoy is committed to being a shithead.

I think my favorite part of this cartoon is the little plug dangling behind the car. It's so unnecessarily "LIBERAL BAD" that I can't take the cartoon seriously.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2015 22:26

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there wolf posted:

Muir has to go get a regular job, ends up at Home Depot and re-runs the 'Zed works for Home Depot strips.' He forgets they are re-runs and ends up rebooting the entire series from that point.

Home Depot is then bought by rich Central American father-in-law and is converted into a fuckbarn which no-one uses.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 18:08

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Hitler B. Natural posted:

I genuinely thought only Branco (and maybe Rob Smith Jr, if he can even be bothered) would be dumb enough to go for this particular spin. God, I'm loving naive.

BAN
SO.
VETS

# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 03:22

Lord_Ventnor: Mar 30, 2010; The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

E-Tank posted:

Wow, lot of things have happened. But I'm not gonna let you kids get away with not being healthy just because gay marriage is a thing. It's time to EAT YOUR VEGGIES

gently caress YOU I WILL BEAT YOUR FACE FOR EATING MEAT!

FOR BEING A FARMER I WILL loving MURDER YOUR FAMILY!

I just can't be angry at these. I mean, there's an angry emo mouthpiece in a black ~~leather~~ trenchcoat.

He's basically every original character in every fanfic ever.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 22:04

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Grapplejack posted:

Guess who is really, really mad about recent news

1.

2.

3.
*http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/06/27/newspaper-faces-firestorm-after-attempted-crack-down-on-anti-gay-marriage-op/
**http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2015/06/26/confederate-flag-and-cultural-fascism.html

June 28th, 2015 | Tags: Battle Flag, Cartoons by Henry, fag, human being, gay, gay flag, homosexual, homosexuality, lesbian, queer, transgender, transsexual | Category: Political Cartoons by Henry | Comments are closed

That newscaster just looks so happy, though! If he was really mad about this, why didn't he change his mouthpiece's expression?

The answer is :effort:

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 00:46

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Captain_Maclaine posted:

Everett True

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 01:24

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Rorus Raz posted:

It's Monday!

It's beautiful. :allears:

I think my favorite part is including "Playboy" in the traditional marriage column.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 00:22

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pkfan2004 posted:

oh my god

I know that's supposed to be Rosie the Riveter but it looks more like she went to a Halloween part as Slutty Lady Justice or Slutty White Aunt Jemima or Slutty White Appropriation of Hip Hop and Black Culture.

Is there a Slutty Rosie the Riveter costume?

Probably is, but I hope there isn't.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 04:12

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Abner Cadaver II posted:

It's hard to schedule fury-fueled drinking binges ahead of time.

Fury-fueled, maybe. But regular old drinking binges happen every day at 5:00 on the dot. :tinsley:

# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 08:14

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pkfan2004 posted:

Where's the one that just says "im gay"?

#16 in the OP.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 06:31

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

His mouth is only on the left side of his face. :stonk:

Welp, I shouldn't have read this thread before going to sleep.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2015 09:00

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Dr Cheeto posted:

Mordiceius posted:
My wife grew up in the south so her facebook feed is filled with people from that area and they're all super religious conservatives. Her feed is being blown up by people reposting the 2012 Branco cartoon for the 4th where an old man and kid are watching the fireworks, the kid asks "What are we celebrating?" and the old man says "A time when we used to be free." and their comment on the cartoon is "THIS IS THE SADDEST THING YOU WILL SEE THIS 4TH OF JULY!"

To me, I think it's the saddest because people are spreading a Branco cartoon.

EDIT:

Here it is

What is the next generation doing to that poor man's arm?

I'm more concerned about the Next Generation's wrist. I don't think a hand is supposed to be at that angle at all!

It's a good thing he has Obamacare to pay for doctors to have that looked at, though.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 21:30

Lord_Ventnor: Mar 30, 2010; The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

Saint Sputnik posted:

Here's a taste of what Bill Trantham has been up to.

Your country doesn't exist anymore, on account of having lost the Civil War.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 16:47

Lord_Ventnor: Mar 30, 2010; The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

colonel_korn posted:

Allie only does Illinois state politics these days, which results in a lot of really boring cartoons.

1
2 (OK this one is kinda cute)
3
4
5

The way Allie draws Madigan makes him look like a Phoenix Wright villain.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 08:00

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

I honestly am not sure what he's trying to say here.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 21:43

Lord_Ventnor: Mar 30, 2010; The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

So I guess R'lyeh rose from the sea, then?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 07:33

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AceRimmer posted:

Is DBD self-insert fanfiction now?

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 02:55

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DarklyDreaming posted:

You mean there was a time when it wasn't?

Well, even more blatantly than before, I guess.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 02:58

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Useful Distraction posted:

"Engish professors"

Guess they're not obsolete quite yet.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 09:38

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

NOW WATCH THIS DRIVE!

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 02:54

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colonel_korn posted:

Oh hey it's this cartoon again.

SoI guess Wormbama has only one ear that grows out of the back of his neck then?

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 07:23

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cram me sideways posted:

You realize that if Iran does, well, ANYTHING in the next 500 years they'll blame it on Obama.

Wasn't that going to happen whether the deal went through or not?

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 02:11

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Not enough arrows 1/10

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 00:26

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Spoeank posted:

It was a joke. I understand it's tough because we're not used to seeing jokes and Tinsley comics in the same vicinity.

Twelve people died because they went to the movies! Isn't that funny?

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 06:33

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Sandpuppy posted:

"Ponytail, check"

"Earring, check"

"Hmm... something's missing....A-HA!"

*draws holding a newspaper with extended pinky*

"Glenn McCoy, you've outdone yourself!....ehh, I better make sure, just in case."

THE LEFT

The words just spontaneously appear on his shirt in the last panel.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 04:10

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Pththya-lyi posted:

We kind of glossed over Muir's latest, but I just want to point out: by Muir's own metrics, Caitlyn Jenner was better at being a man than Muir was. "Bruce:"

- Won the highest possible honors in "his" field
- Was considered an "all-American hero"
- Was lusted after by countless women
- Made millions of dollars
- Married no fewer than three attractive women
- Had a total of six kids with those women

Meanwhile, Chris,

- Is an unsuccessful artist
- Is known by few and admired by fewer
- Dated unsuccessfully and may safely be said to have given up on it
- Makes $12k a year
- Has never married
- Has no children

Now, just who is the trainwreck?

Who indeed?

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 20:30

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 12:46

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Whittle's face... There's something about it that I don't like.

Above and beyond everything else in DBD, I mean.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 03:41

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