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prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

The only loving reason I knew this was supposed to be Hillary is because of the quote. I understand Ramirez is awful but how can he possibly think this is at all recognizable?

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prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013


What gets me the most about that Ramirez is this part of the picture, in the original it's someone pushing and talking to a lady in a wheel chair and a lady talking to the man next to her.

In the Ramirez recreation they are loving demons about to devour the souls of the photographer then everyone else there. Even the woman in the wheel chair just looks like an evil mastermind from some comic going "soon you will eat my minions!".

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013
Yes he had the comic with sissy gaypublican Boehner having a wet dream about the manly Ted Cruz - at least that's how I remember the professional muir decryptors describing it.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Not My Leg posted:

I only looked briefly, but is there any evidence that this is a nickname he adopted late in life. Everything I've seen suggests he has always been called "Jeb".

Having lived in Florida my entire life I didn't even realise Jeb wasn't his real name. I have never heard him called John Bush.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Gravel Gravy posted:

1. But didn't Netanyahu just finish a very close race and the opposition still has a few seats less than his? How is that sweeping?

loquacius posted:

He also only won because his last-minute hard-right swing cannibalized the far-right parties to make Likud the largest one at their expense. If anything it's more of a victory over them than over the Israeli left and CERTAINLY more that than a victory over Obama.

Pretty much every right wing news source is claiming that it was a HUGE gap, the way most of them are saying it makes it sound like a 80%+ win for Bibi rather than him just squeezing through the cracks. Fuckers are trying to make it seem like every person in Israel wants him there.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Pretty much this. The widespread idea among white southerners during/after the war, and not a few northerners truth be told, was that blacks were fundamentally passive, lazy beings* who only worked when motivated by outside forces ie: the whip. But they also loved their kindly masters and who, in their dim intellect, they instinctively knew had their best interests at heart and without whom they'd surely starve.

*except around unguarded white women, in which case they transform into hulked out rape-animals at the drop of a hat.

Don't forget this was literally said by Cliven Bundy and had quite a few people scrambling to support it before they realised it was too racist for even them to salvage. Though to be fair you still had scum like Branco defending the gently caress all the way.

I still remember being told by my dad the liberal media was spinning it away from what he really meant and it's 100% true those lazy negroes are just ruined by the welfare without a good white master.


Fulchrum posted:

The person he preffered was "Anyone but Hillary", because he heard the TV and radio talk about how she was the most socialist communist person ever. Then Obama came along, and somehow he was the most socialist communist person ever.
A lesser man might question that

Uhh why would you ever question the truth?

prinnylaharl fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Mar 19, 2015

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Warcabbit posted:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/gops-carly-fiorina-economy-is-suffering-because-workers-are-watching-all-day-long/comments/#disqus


quote:

Former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina, who is expected to announce a campaign for president, said over the weekend that she could improve the economy by cutting federal worker pay because they were “watching porn all day long.”


Hey, Drinky Duck has at least one reader!


quote:

In early January 2005, the Hewlett-Packard board of directors discussed with Fiorina a list of issues that the board had regarding the company's performance.[43] The board proposed a plan to shift her authority to HP division heads, which Fiorina resisted.[44] A week after the meeting, the confidential plan was leaked to the Wall Street Journal.[45] Less than a month later, the board brought back Tom Perkins and forced Fiorina to resign as chair and chief executive officer of the company.[46] The company's stock jumped on news of Fiorina's departure.[47] Under the company's agreement with Fiorina, which was characterized as a golden parachute by Meredith Vieira[48] and TIME magazine[49] and Yahoo![50]

Fiorina frequently has been ranked as one of the worst CEOs of all time.[54][55][56][57]


Yep, looks like she knows what she's talking about, absolutely perfect candidate for the GOP.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013
"Try to avoid negative stereotypes" - includes a woman that looks like she came right out of WW2 propaganda.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Rorus Raz posted:

someone out there eagerly wants a Fuckbarn Membership Card :smithicide:

You mean you don't?

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

A Bad King posted:

loving bullsjit, Branco. loving bullshit.


Well you see, all of these muslims that keep condemning acts publicly are just using parts of the Quran to hide their true intentions, none of them actually mean what they are saying and are just trying to lower our guard.

This is the type of poo poo I hear on a daily basis and I am sure branco thinks the same way. Get hosed branco.

fake edit ; didn't he do this exact same one earlier or was it someone else?

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Cpt.Americant posted:

http://i.imgur.com/MlT8U54.png

Someone.. presumably not actually Muir.. wrote that and likely believes it.

Personally I think every person on that site is a goon troll account. Just 10-20 goons loving with Chris and feeding his ego to support his mental break down. It's a lot better than admitting people actually read DbD and unironically enjoy it.

edit - sunday school is magical, just the perfect mix of fear mongering combined with absolute laziness and lack of talent. Every one of these is basically what muir would do if he were Christian.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Internet Kraken posted:

How does anyone give a poo poo about Trump? How?



He magically creates jobs out of the kindness of his heart and that's all that matters.

Also racism, lots and lots of racism.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013
Not selling her off, but a woman's place is to be seen, not heard, and clothes just get in the way of the marital rape.

edit ; The fuckbarn is actually just like an even shittier hooters for rich republicans or whoever else muir is fellating at any particular moment.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

toanoradian posted:

I have no clue why Sam wore that...thing.

Well its the fuckbarn uniform, gotta comply with company policy.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Gonzo McFee posted:

Am I far off the mark?

You forgot the part where he is the world's most bad rear end sniper who has a 6th sense that allows him to sense when black people will perform THE KNOCKOUT GAME.

Which as we all know is always and forever so kill all blacks, except black zed Damon. He's pretty cool.

prinnylaharl fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Jul 8, 2015

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013
Hi Stantis! It's so nice to see your lovely side again!

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Robotnik Nudes posted:

What is wrong with Muir?

A black man was elected president.


edit ;

Robotnik Nudes posted:

So did it used to be coherent and have things recognizable as jokes? I have a hard time imagining that.

It was more coherent before and was actually drawn rather than whatever porn he was looking at being put through photoshop, and while there were never any I'd consider funny there were quite a few easily recognizable jokes before it fully transitioned into :biotruths: the web comic. I mean, it was still bad but it was just leagues ahead of where DbD is now.

prinnylaharl fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Jul 9, 2015

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Robotnik Nudes posted:

I get that, but a lot of cartoonmans feel the same but I can still interpret their comics without having to sit around trying to forget everything I know about how to read sequential art.

I was in a mental health clinic recently and there were a decent bit of people there because they had a break down after the supreme court decision to finally legalize SSM. Now imagine if you were as racist as Muir and a black man became president. He's not a very smart man and I assume he has even less education than me which is next to nothing to begin with, combine all of these factors and you get the current situation with DbD.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013
The kids exist in a pocket dimension that Muir pulls them out of whenever he remembers they exist.

Also Bad Reporter needs to be changed to Best Reporter.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013
So I've always assumed "race baiting" to have simply replaced uppity, am I right or does it have actual use other than in a racist's arsenal?

Edit : Ramirez should quit his job as a political cartoonist, make the most hate filled bullshit he can and then run it through the deep dream poo poo and sell it as art.

prinnylaharl fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jul 11, 2015

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

I refuse to believe these came from DA.

vvv at least the first panel is great, I just picture him in a feeding chamber inside the lair of evil incarnate Cheney.

prinnylaharl fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Jul 20, 2015

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013
I'm so stupid that I missed that being a Ramirez reference.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013
Yeah I saw the others he did, but I kind of figured it was in response to the like 100 debt cliff cartoons previously put out. But nope, giant rear end DEBT label gives it away and I am dumb.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Subterfrugal posted:

Oh god, do you guys think that Chris Muir shows up at conservative events with a lovely little booth?

Doubt it but he was in Iraq as a journalist IIRC? He might show up at events occasionally but without the booth... though that would require him to go outside.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

OldTennisCourt posted:

is it like that Acorn video where poo poo is taken out of context/edited and turned into PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS A NIGHTMARISH EVIL MONSTROSITY?

It is exactly that. They basically edited out everything that doesn't make Planned Parenthood look like monsters.

edit vvvvv

Hopefully when people like Catalino die off.

prinnylaharl fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jul 21, 2015

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Yeeesssss I hope the rainbow whitehouse becomes Branco's rainbow tie.


Catalino even has a halfway decent one, if only it didn't look like absolute poo poo.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

JT Jag posted:

I bet the first major brain implant will just allow people to, say, check Wikipedia in their head, and it won't even be connected to the internet, you just update it every now and then to get the newest version of Wikipedia. And yet even that would increase someone's functional IQ pretty significantly.



Wikipedia update hacked, all implants now just bring up pants donkey edits.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

loquacius posted:

General question, is the "Planned Parenthood wants to bring about BLACK GENOCIDE by aborting every black baby in America" meme something that anyone actually earnestly believes or are they just attempting to Troll The Left by calling them The Real Racists?

I've met a decent bit of people who believe it and only care because it means less people in the slave fields after the inevitable race war, but this is from a very racist area in Florida so I'm hoping the Democrats are the Real Racists approach is more accurate.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Rorus Raz posted:

3
"Oh god...is our demographic neutral evil?"

I can kind of see some supporting amnesty or funding the ACA after the court decision, but has more than one or two random republicans called for funding Planned Parenthood? I mean I assume it's just Branco being a disingenuous piece of poo poo but I'm still genuinely curious.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Precambrian posted:

I think it's pretty simple: in 2014, Republican and Tea Party candidates promised the voters everything they ever wanted from the GOP: fight Obamacare, Immigration, everything. And they won! So, obviously, it can't be that their relentlessly antagonistic, crowd-pleasing tactics simply don't work for a deliberative body--it's the goddamn RINOs gleefully supporting Obama's every move! Lee and Cruz's recent efforts to defund Planned Parenthood failed to gain any traction because they are antagonistic assholes, but Branco and the base would much rather blame everyone else than admit they've got the wrong ideas on governing.

I kind of figured it was :freep: FUCKIN RINOS HAVEN'T DESTROYED THE GOVERNMENT YET!!! :freep: but I am still (naively) hoping there's some truth to it.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Hahaha holy poo poo I love this

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

And here's that last Ramirez in color:

But you can gently caress right off with that

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013
Barry is straight up a better artist than Teddy.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

TGLT posted:

I mean it's not what's happening, but if you thought that and didn't care enough to actually research the issue or consider things that might disagree with you.

Ahahahaha you think that would actually make any of these people change their minds? Several videos were posted by one of my non-crazy relatives and I was listening to my dad watching them going "BULLSHIT THIS ISN'T IT THEY ARE KILLING ALL OF THE BABIES AND THEN SELLING THEM! PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS ALL ABOUT ABORTIONS NOT 3%!!!! loving LIEBERALS!!"

There's a decent bit of information being passed around to refute the edited videos and no one gives two fucks since they all break their world view.

prinnylaharl fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Aug 1, 2015

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

snakeandbake posted:

And then he tops it off with what has to be the absolute worst blowjob double entendre joke in the history of the entire universe and all universes that could ever have been or could be or whatever.


You forgot the universe where everyone is Chris Muir. Just think on that.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013
This latuff guy sure is great.

Or bad.

Or whatever will get the thread back to that instead of discussing the proper use of something that was said in DBD.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Rorus Raz posted:

Worse: Encino Man

Gore/Shore 2016

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

E-Tank posted:


. . . is it wrong that I'm looking at a sustainable development for the environment to ensure we don't end up killing the planet we live on, and thinking 'poo poo, maybe we *do* need that N.W.O?'

No, this is supposed to somehow make us afraid of the N.W.O but I now unironically wish this was real.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Saint Sputnik posted:

Is it possible, even if you may not have necessarily deserved something that happened to you, to respond in such an insufferable way that you retroactively without a doubt deserved it?

The Rall Effect.

prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013

Klaus88 posted:

I'm amazed that Ramirez thinks it is cool to hate on Jimmy so blatantly, especially since, no matter what you might think of his presidency, he has been working his behind off to better the world ever since he left office. What the hell?

It's a conservative myth that Carter is the single worst president of all time and is responsible for everything bad that has happened since his presidency, therefor it doesn't matter how much good he does in the world since he is likely responsible for it in the first place. I just broke away from that myself a few years ago even.

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prinnylaharl
Feb 10, 2013
Bill Day then realizes he could make the guy's hand another smaller gun and takes it out of the trash, saving it for another inevitable shooting.

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