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achillesforever6 posted:I actually just got out of church and that travesty of a football game did not come up Whereas down here it's that magical time when we get reprieve from rabid Redskins defense* as people pretend they've been Ravens fans the whole time. *"I don't see how its racist. No, really, no idea what you're talking about." 
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Just gonna leave this here.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newt_Gingrich#Marriages_and_children
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I had to go to his site to make sure this wasn't an edit. That backwards book? (If it had been a goon edit, that would have been the MANGA ADAPTATION) "Fooball"? FOOBALL?
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KazigluBey posted:The hidden audio file is hilarious, what is that, vangelis teaching genital biology? We are truly living in the age of Myths and Legends. Future generations will mock our tales as fanciful, calling them allegory or at best, hyperbole. But now, in this moment, we know that Gods are real.
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Samurai Sanders posted:They're saying that having a job prevents people from becoming terrorists in the first place you stupid, stupid fuckers. What you and Obummer are failing to realize is that economic factors have nothing to do with the root cause of terrorism: Islam. The only way to get rid of terrorism is to get rid of that, somehow. That's the only thing I can get out of these.
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alnilam posted:Not only adults, but an adult wearing a camo jacket. Quite the sympathetic character. And he's foaming at the mouth. Obviously he needs some kind of medical treatment, and since everything in DeesWorld is clearly and honestly labeled, we know they're not euthanizing him.
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Post 9-11 User posted:It's a beard. I like Dees, he's so crazy and his pieces are so well done it's thoroughly entertaining. Oh poo poo, it is. I really do need to get new glasses.
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Yes, I think you fail to understand the widespread popularity of the Garbage Pail Kids. 
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One Star Trek comment, just because no one else has said it, then I'll stop. Abrams Trek just continued the tradition of every film since Undiscovered Country: someone with legitimate off-screen grievance is driven mad by their lust for REVENGE, frequently while enduring nightmarish conditions and can only be stopped by insanely violent, sociopathic lunatics who have live in opulence, comfort, and technological superiority. Who also frequently want REVENGE. You're supposed to root for those guys. Oh wait... I guess everyone gets the Star Trek they deserve. 
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Venom Snake posted:Every Star Trek movie not directed by Leonard Nimoy is poo poo. And the 1st one isn't good no matter how hard people wank about it. The voice of wisdom. Christopher Lloyd was the quintessential TOS Klilngon.
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I always love seeing these for the art and getting the perspective of people we're told to loathe. But the fact that he's holding the nightstick flute with (mostly) correct hand technique just makes me irrationally happy. 
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alnilam posted:Am... am I still on SA? Did a star wars reference just go over people's heads? Unless... I think people are staying quiet after the recent multi-derail incident that led to pages sans cartoons.
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loquacius posted:Can I just say that I really resent that he's trying to tell me liberals hate Jews in one comic and immediately follows it with "Lefty Lucy" starring the most Jewish-looking stock photo he could find No, no, it's Obama that hates Jews because he was willing to talk to Iran and all Jews everywhere gave him the finger by re-electing Netanyahu with a massive margin. I'm actually surprised we haven't seen the "Obama is an anti-Semite because he doesn't want to glass the middle east/is willing to approach the idea of maybe possibly altering decades-old sanction policies that have only worked against us" before.
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Making yet another comic, this one about the concept of a person running, is just veering into 'heh I don't even pay attention anymore guys' which is cool, maybe he could make a normal rear end comic then, lots of other poo poo besides a tubby Canadian attention whore in the news.   But we weren't talking about JJ.... oooooooh.
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Is that supposed to be a selfie stick, or is he getting on younguns and their "germ theory" about not wanting to touch the light switch in a public bathroom? Post 9-11 User posted:If presenting accurate information in a bland way with some profanity is "edgy," "crazy," or "offensive," to you, I repeat my advice to go outside more, maybe read a book. You were Mr. Fish the entire time?! 
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cheetah7071 posted:In a libertarian utopia, the government would not have a monopoly over legitimate force--they would only be able to use force to enforce contracts, and any entity could legitimately use force if the victim signed a contract allowing them to do so. Now why is it my first reaction is "oh God, now that part of Phantom Meance makes sense"?
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Wales Grey posted:What about "I'll pay you a million dollars cash if you let me kill you."? But with no inheritance tax? Gotcha! 
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Xander77 posted:I thought about doing a Vietnam mega-post, but... well, there's a LOT of material to go through. Might as well start with a retrospective from a single cartoonist. Credit where it's due, these two are by Bill Mauldin, which is good because we rarely get to see his 60s work. At this point, it's nice to see some "Greatest Generation" voices (hell, Maudlin was the cartoonist of rank-and-file WWII draftees) showing Vietnam as a clusterfuck, when "we would have gotten away with Vietnam, if it wasn't for those meddling commie youth peaceniks" is increasingly becoming Established History.
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Kajeesus posted:A lot of people ITT being intolerant of Texan culture. You're both still getting the subject-verb agreement correct, the original was closer to "can Israel haz the West Bank." I'm not going to do one one, though, I'm already running late for work.
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Works on another level, intended or not: PA still allows* smoking in bars, which we south of the Mason-Dixon banned ages ago, so every time my band goes up there to play we have to decontaminate everything when we get back. *allow meaning "smoke as much as humanly possible, and then some"
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"No intelligent life on this planet" has to go back fifty years, but that guy in the middle is why I love Rogers. "The ONE day I forgot my missile launcher!" 
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LashLightning posted:Literally "If I can't call a black person a ni*bong* then the terrorists have already won!" No, this is of the "the left/media are afraid to admit that all Muslims are evil, murderous, and smelly AND ALL COMING TO KILL US  because they don't want to be called racist" variety. The general absence of support for Kurds from the right as "some of the good ones" shows how deeply entrenched this narrative is.
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loquacius posted:Also I'm glad Hope 'n' Change is jumping on the This is a change from his usual "minorities and liberals" are to "stupid" as "Obama" is to "gay" routine. Maybe this will become a thing, wingnutters suddenly railing against the military because "government" and alienating their base. 
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albany academy posted:The others are properly pluralized, except for cartoonist. Does this mean they can cross it off now, or are they still looking for this one particular cartoonist? ISIS owns Idakoos!  
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alnilam posted:1/5 stars
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Plom Bar posted:What is the origination of this again? In August 2013, JRRose! did a fairly innocuous back-to-school cartoon:  One poster took umbrage with the idea of weak children having difficulty with the weight, and when confronted with the "holy poo poo, they're kids" argument dug in deeper and deeper, that heavy lifting was the only way to "get kids swole". He eventually did the "ha ha, trap spung, social experiment" defense and got a great custom AV. Looking back on it, If you have archives, ground zero is right here.
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 Simian Zionist conspiracy, you heard it here, folks.
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Tritanomalicious posted:I like Quinoa, but unfortunately, I'm pre-diabetic and it's too high in carbs to replace meat. Most vegetarians, myself included, eat eggs. Them vegans just try to make it confusing. 
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colonel_korn posted:
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albany academy posted:this was made by a goon, right? No, Eric Semelroth apparently only does Mad Whitey cartoons anymore. For he has achieved perfection.
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loquacius posted:There's also the added "Republicans like dinosaurs because they ARE dinosaurs Whenever Rogers does something like this, I always figure it was his backup for some "Smash the State!" piece his editor refused to run.
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Rorus Raz posted:Just so we're clear: Gorrell has earned the lifetime underachievement award and is no longer eligible to win the "Laziest" category, right? If so, we'd better start posting Catalino again so his "insufficient effort to look better than  " can be properly rewarded.
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Post 9-11 User posted:He totally wasn't born in Connecticut, an Ivy League flunky, and was definitely elected legitimately after serving honorably with Are Troops. I had a professor who went to college with GWB whose clearest recollection was of a frat boy in a cowboy hat, drunkenly pretending to direct traffic. Sign of things to come.
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prefect posted:I hope this hasn't already been posted too many times. I didn't get a chance to add to the conversation on this earlier, but I hope they the Onion go with more of these... lots more.  It's been too long since we had a "what's with this Kelly guy?" dogpile. EDIT - The scary thing is that, to readers of this thread, it's perfectly plausible that this is real. It's no worse than the poo poo we grimace over daily. After The War fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Jul 9, 2015 |
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Garrand posted:I don't feel like going through the whole chain of evidence (it's an amazon item with some news article I dont' remember off the top of my head) but this is the Jarlsburg we all know and love. So we have, in fact, found the One True Mad Whitey.
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