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I wrote a fanfic once. Actually I still am, and it's terrible.
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- Arc Hammer
- Mar 4, 2013
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Got any deathsticks?
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It's a stupid story about a Techmarine working in the IT department. Contains "humor" as I considered it two years ago.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7774515/1/Tales-of-the-IT-Marines
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**The following recordings have been recovered from Chapter Archives. **
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"Emperor's Greetings, this is Brother Techmarine Darnellius. How may I help you today?"
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"Yes, my flamer is refusing to fire its holy promethium. I don't know what I have done wrong."
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"Have you recited the Litany of Purgation?"
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"Yes, I recited the Litany, and then followed with the Sanctification of Holy Fire, but it still doesn't work."
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"Have you tried disassembling the fuel feeder and torch assembly? Holy Oil can prevent the feeder tubes from blocking, and it also helps combine with the promethium to provide a stronger burst of fire."
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"Alright, I'll try that... It still doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?"
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"(Sigh), have you flipped the safety off?"
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"Just one moment... Oh, no I hadn't! It's working now, thank you for your help!"
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"Thank you for your business. May the Emperor guide you to further victories. Have a pleasant day.
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