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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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I am watching the Big Bang Theory and enjoying it.

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All roasts should be performed by Gilbert Gottfried, and you should not watch Glee because it's a piece of poo poo

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They should bring ALF back imho

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I don't like the Big Bang Theory

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April Fools! I lied

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Guest star on Dog with a Blog.

Season 3 Episode 14: "GUESS WHO BECOMES PRESIDENT"

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Who is it? Who becomes President? Huh? Who is it? Is it you? Is it? Huh?

I'm actually the dog with the blog

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FactsAreUseless posted:

*adds to list of goon celebrities with Jerry Seinfeld and The Slenderman*

Do not reblog if you are: cats, postmans, heterosexuals

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_agtNKbgSfI

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugb_TIpPoWA

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raditts posted:

Were those two different intros to the show, or did they show both of those at the top of the show every week?

They aired em both

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEuRWLgWMjo

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12 monkeys was godwful, the hell is wrong with you.

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STAC Goat posted:

So 12 Monkeys sucks? I have the whole season on my DVR and just figured I'd let it finish and watch it all at once since its a weird one. I thought I had heard good reviews for it early on. But if it sucks there's other stuff to watch.

The first episode sets up some cool stuff and then they never do anything with it. It gets worse with every episode, and that's just sad.

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12 Monkeys has mediocre actors (especially the female lead) who engage in inane time travel cliches while pushed by a stock villain. The episode where the base is invaded so they loop a few days and repeat the exact same actions and nobody really died it was all a bullshit trick, gently caress that episode.

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im glad to be posting here in the mr selfridge thread

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You're the red white and blue, the funny things you do, America America this is you

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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

I'm having a hard time trying to think up a more obnoxiously 90s show than Video Power, and with the possible exception of America's Funniest People I'm coming up quite short.

EDIT: I mean, for Chrissake, look at this dumpster fire. It ran for four years. 30 minutes full of the kind of humor you'd find in email forwards before the kind of people who would think it was worth forwarding had both the means and the ability:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuqC6_ywUuk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEuRWLgWMjo

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Bob Saget's jokes were so bad, also very episode's winner was just a video of a baby doing baby things because baby

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tarlibone posted:

I had to look it up and, yes, Chicago Medical is a thing that is happening. My initial thought was, "Didn't we do this better with E.R.?" But... well, hospital shows are pretty popular. Except for Chicago Hope.

So... Chicago Fire, PD, and Medical. I live in Illinois and I've never been to Chicago, so I'm a little confused as to why NBC has such a hard-on for the windy city. What's next? Law & Order: Chicago? Actually, that would be good, and it'd get the taste of L&O:LA out of my mouth. And, we could have a 4-way show cross-cross-cross-cross-over-over-over-over. LIke, every other week.

Dick Wolf did Chicago Fire and it was successful, and Dick Wolf has a massive hard-on for unnecessary spinoffs so there will probably be a Chicago By Jury and Chicago UK before too long

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

Steve Harvey reacting to dumb answers will never not bring me joy. I'm sorry, I'm part of the problem. :(

I am now trying to finish season 2 of Under The Dome and dear God what a slog. How did this get season 3? It's stupid and nonsensical like late Lost only the writing lacks any charm whatsoever and everyone is both unlikeable and REALLY dumb. Christ almighty, I don't know if I can do it you guys, and I LIKED the end of Heroes at least a little. I have really low standards.

its almost as bad as the book it's based on

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back in the 90s i was in a very famous tv show

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhTSfOZUNLo

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when will netflix give us the gor television show that the world desires

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raditts posted:

I would be happy if CW picked up Constantine and put it in a 3-hour block with Supernatural and iZombie, but that will probably only happen in the alternate dimension where most of my favorite shows didn't get cancelled before their time.

I don't want you to think I am trolling when I say that Supernatural is retarded poo poo for children

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GreenNight posted:

Then why say it?

because it is actually true, supernatural's awful.

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Toxxupation posted:

may i introduce you to a tv show called "doc-tor who"

No worse than supernatural

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banshee is better than daredevil

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my favorite episode of banshee is the one where they have a cool fight scene with amazing choreography, which is to say, every episode

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Gapey Joe Stalin posted:

Or have a fetish for Paracan dolichocephally.

thats me

i've also been watching veep and it just seems sort of ok

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MrAristocrates posted:

He's talking about Adventure Time.

He obviously means Perfect Hair Forever

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Its good that Banshee Cop invariably kills everybody he tries to arrest because no way in hell will that poo poo stand up in court

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Yes your honor I was jaywalking and the sheriff smashed my face with a chair then broke both my arms while having flashbacks to his dark and secret past

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6JkC7eZ8A8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXR1zClTwkQ

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Kurtofan posted:

Haha what the gently caress? 101 Dalmatians is on tv right now, and the two main characters met and immediately decided to marry? :wtc: That's the most ridiculous thing I've seen in a movie.

Edit: oh there's Dr House and Daddy Weasley.

the dog got them together, idiot

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Irish Joe posted:

Everybody should be watching Once Upon a Time. Its like a primetime Passions with Disney princesses. How can you beat that?

by being a goddamn adult

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suddenlyissoon posted:

American Crime is just so drat good. It's too good to be on network tv and it's almost to good to be on cable. Right now, it's the only show on that I'm actually excited for each week.

There's no way it will be renewed though :(

I thought it was crap but it was kind of funny to see the DPS i go to for license renewals in the episode

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muscles like this? posted:

Was it Ironside who hated the dolphin and said he never wanted to film a scene with it?

yes

he said that it is unnecessary to talk to animals as they have nothing to say

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Deadpool posted:

This thread is about Davis Rules now. More specifically about how terrible the opening of the show was. What was Davis Rules you ask? I don't know. I assume nobody bothered to watch the show after this intro so it died a swift death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVBZfB3GvWw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6vL48DHcKw

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