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Sep 9, 2001

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FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm concerned that shunning Occupation will push him further into his already-dangerous alcoholism.

On a very special episode of The TVIV...

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IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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I dunno I think the real shame is that they cut the Sophia character from series regular to only guesting on the holiday specials. I guess the actress is trying to break into film but we all know how well that usually works out. When The Actuary flops she'll come crawling back.

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Sep 9, 2001

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DivisionPost posted:

SuperMechagodzilla said it "embraces what Zizek calls 'the filmic unreality' of its hyperbolic narrative at the expense of good taste." Also something about awkward scaling in its cinematography.

That nude claims adjustment scene though!

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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raditts posted:

I guess the show got greenlit based on the short that was on the DVD of one of the Marvel movies. It was pretty good, but who knows if they'll be able to keep it up over an entire series.
It helps that she is a more interesting character than all of the characters on AoS combined.

Are you watching The Wire or Breaking Bad yet?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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The only movie you need ("need") to have seen for Shield is Cap 2.


e: I guess there's a Thor tie-in too but Thor is somehow more boring than Superman.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Sober posted:

My younger brother started watching Mad Men, so I guess there's hope for him yet.

If he hates it sure.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Metal Loaf posted:

There's Glee, though it may not count.

Remember when Glee was a big deal?

Glee had a really great pilot, then the rest of it happened.


raditts posted:

Why can't I be a sad internet nerd that grew up on message boards and is at worst indifferent about social media?

I dunno I follow some people on the Twitters and it kills time ok. Also cat pictures.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Irish Joe posted:

Was it? Was it really worth mentioning?

Just kidding, but seriously it really isn't the kind of episode that lends itself to a fun live watch.

It could be, remember how promising Matt Smith seemed after Tenant's long assed run? Before Amy and Rorie shat all over everything and Moffat went all ouroboros on his own rear end in a top hat? Occ hasn't seen all that yet.

Dr Who writer's room circa 2013:

IRQ fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Jan 3, 2015

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Ok, who wants to talk about the BSG/LOST finale and what utter garbage it was?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Rarity posted:

I liked the bit on BSG with all the copies of Grace Pak in the nuddy

That was when the Cylons captured that Doctor. Who was he again?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Sophia posted:

Someone name a TV show where they liked its ending and also genuinely liked the show (i.e. the ending can't be liked because it was simply put out of its misery like a dying dog).

Both good Stargates, Breaking Bad, Avatar TLA, Seinfeld (not as much at the time), Colbert Report, Space Above and Beyond, Futurama pre-revival, Terriers, The Shield, The Wire.

HIMYM is kind of worse than LOST in a way, in that they knew they had a real turd on their hands.


e: forgot Jericho thanks dude below me

IRQ fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Jan 4, 2015

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Sep 9, 2001

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Sober posted:

Well Joe is not wrong that some shows should just learn to end it on a good note and let them sail off into the sunset. Maybe close a few things off but I much prefer shows that know they should end on "and they had more adventures after this", although to be fair that's what most shows that get canceled end up having to do anyway.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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I don't care about most of those channels but at least someone is trying it I guess.

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Sep 9, 2001

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Didn't the whole thing leak like a month ago?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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GreenNight posted:

Haven't seen the pilot around, so maybe you're thinking of something else.

Yeah I think it was just this thing, my mistake.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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smg77 posted:

I'd watch Razor in between seasons three and four (I think that's when it aired) but all the other stuff (the webisodes and the prequal movie) can be ignored.

Definitely do not watch The Plan, because there wasn't one.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Rarity posted:

These are universally terrible. Someone tell RaceFat to be ashamed.

Is the "joke" that they all have the HBO title thing?

Someone tell RaceFat that his videos are bad and he should feel bad.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Ravane posted:

Everyone speaks "English" because they all hail from Caprica originally. There are languages aside from English, like the Tauron language of Gangstaspeak.


That's true, which means that the ancient Capricans would laugh at us for using the word gently caress, a perversion of the original Frack.

Sci-fi shows everyone speaks english because it's tv and nobody wants to read fuckin' subtitles of some made up bullshit language outside of a few weirdos who taught themselves klingon or tolkien's finnish/elvish or whatever. They could technically say the word gently caress, or air hardcore gay scat horse porn, as far as the law has any control over cable, but instead they make silly fake swear words, which has gone on forever, so why is this even a discussion?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Tuxedo Jack posted:

I found out that with ours, Gray Media (which owns the local ABC affiliate, KAKE) is asking for a 400% increase to their fee.

Please tell me this channel runs a halloween theme week called "Boo."

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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I watched about half of Marco Polo, did it end good?

I didn't dislike it or anything, just never got back to it and also noticed that Netflix has Hotel Impossible and let's just say a few days disappeared on me.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Looks like a crappy GoT metoo instead of a weird alternate history/modern day mashup like Kings was.

Man Kings was good. The lead was not so great, but Ian McShane and Creepy as gently caress Adult Macually Culkin(sp? the home alone kid) were amazing.

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Sep 9, 2001

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muscles like this? posted:

Its funny, the guy who was the lead on Kings is now the lead on Dominion, where he plays a messianic religious figure.

I knew that sense of blandness seemed familiar!

I quit Dominion after like 3 eps, did they get back to cool angel fights or was it more politics?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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I really don't care about these shows but drat look how white that jesus is, I would fuckin' love to see a jesus accurately portrayed as a first century middle easterner SOSHULIST that Real America(tm) would pull a gun on before saying hello to.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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sbaldrick posted:

Do people like Jane the Virgin, maybe I just didn't get it but it just didn't feel natural.

If you're like me and were turned off by the premise it supposedly isn't like it sounds.

I haven't watched it though.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Sophia posted:

Ravane is correct. NCIS is deeply stupid but it is competent in a way that people don't always appreciate. When you watch an episode of that show, you aren't sitting there going "well I wonder if they're going to gently caress this episode up" because they don't. Every episode is an almost identical level of quality. Whether or not you like what's in the package is personal taste, but it's not the roller coaster ride that more ambitious shows have. It's actually pretty remarkable, really, that they're still churning them out after all this time.

If someone wanted to watch a procedural NCIS wouldn't be first on my personal list (*cough* Elementary *cough*) but there's a reason a zillion people watch it. You are getting into a very comfortable boat.

I like NCIS. Yes it's dumb, when it comes to computers it has roughly the level of comprehension I expect from a 90 year old, and Gibbs is magic, but these things are all net positives if you actually like the show. That said, Sophia is basically right, it's just a scary competent show that rarely stumbles. It's also got pretty well realized characters for a procedural, and the cast has genuine chemistry, both of these aspects I feel it really excels at. My biggest problem with it are the occasional hideously saccharine RAH RAH SUPPORT ARE TROUPES episodes but it's kind of to be expected.

It's like the Applebees of tv. You can do better, you'll be hungry an hour later, but it's easy, good enough, and you know exactly what you're going to get every time.

Incidentally, house buying/selling shows are the Arbys of tv.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Mo0 posted:

Hey now.

That's unfair to Arby's.

Perhaps. I couldn't think of anything worse.

Maybe gas station sushi in South Dakota, but that would be Flea Market Flip. Yes, that exists, idiots buy crap at flea markets, glue poo poo to it, and sell it to other idiots at a flea market. That show was my entire xmas day. It is worse than Arby's. I love my mom but dear sweet satan it's like she saves the worst poo poo possible to watch when I visit.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Decius posted:

Reminder that it's not quite so simple as about 50000 pages of discussion in CD will show you.

Yeah but how many of those were from a certain former TVIV mod?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Deadpool posted:

FYI, this means you can talk about it all you want as long as you do it over there and not here. I'm glad it found a home somewhere else that's not here. Let us never speak of it again!

gently caress that, Avatar is not anime and does not belong in the pedophile forum, I will continue to not talk about that bad show (Korra) here thank you. :colbert:

IRQ fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jan 14, 2015

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Sep 9, 2001

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Aphrodite posted:

Uh, isn't this the pedophile forum?

Touche'.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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thrawn527 posted:

They still air reruns of American Ninja Warrior, so they're alright in my book.

Wasn't that, COPS reruns, Attack of the Show, and Bait Car the only poo poo on that network?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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bobkatt013 posted:

There will still be a couple edited episodes. The Martin Lawrence one and the one with the pope tear.

Don't they also refuse to reair that one Nirvana segment where they refused to lip synch too? That pissed them off pretty bad iirc.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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I could swear it was SNL but I could be crazy.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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lelandjs posted:

The pilots are now up on Amazon, which means that I can now reveal that the show I was talking about is The New Yorker Presents. Not kidding.

You're right, I don't see how full frontal fits that at all.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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DaveWoo posted:

I think we can all agree that Page 9 is where it definitively jumped the shark.

I have faith that we'll do the thread finale right. We won't all inexplicably give up television for no reason whatsoever, and we definitely won't have all been on probation all along.

Also we'll all be leaving to go host The Tonight Podcast.



I couldn't figure out how to work in HIMYM without it getting weird

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Sep 9, 2001

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Ravane posted:

At around 35 seconds, some douche is having zero-gravity sex; previously it was thought to be physiologically impossible. After all, some men can't achieve erections on earth, what chance do they have in space? But it turns out, space sex is a very real thing: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/r62jp/iama_nasa_astronaut_that_recently_returned_to/c437nfi

I thought the soviets did experiments to that effect 50 years ago?

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Sep 9, 2001

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Bown posted:

I think HIMYM can take that spot now. (not that I agree with you on BSG)

I agree with him on BSG, but as stupid as that was, I have to give the crown to HIMYM because they actually did put together a good ending then deliberately went with the lovely insulting one.

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Sep 9, 2001

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zoux posted:

This comedy show about who's overarching plot y'all are so salty: was it funny?

Not towards the end.

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Sep 9, 2001

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IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Bown posted:

Fly is essentially a litmus test to see if you like BB for the right reasons or not.

What are the right reasons for liking Breaking Bad oh infallible arbiter of subjective judgments?

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Sep 9, 2001

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JohnSherman posted:

Variety claims that most of Top Gear will be disappearing, with only seasons 17-20 remaining on Netflix.

I'm kind of bummed that Spooks/MI-5 is going away.

Well poo poo, MI5 has been in my queue for awhile, guess I need to get on that this week.

Also seriously unhappy to see Top Gear's catalog get dropped. If anything I'd want them to add the various other country versions (even US is alright after they found their own voice).

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